Naughty America. Nobody does it better.

I'm just dropping off something for your sister.

How you been?

How you been?

I've been great.

Gone for six months, touring with Shell and Blacks.

What?

Hell yeah. It's been fun.

So, how's the band? What are they like?

They're awesome.

Yeah.

I'm actually becoming really good friends with them.

What?

Yeah.

I'm so jealous. They're my favorite band.

Yeah, man. So, how you been?

I've been good. I've been really good.

Where's Katie?

Oh, she had to go get clothes for the show tonight.

The show tonight?

Yeah, the show.

What?

Shell and Blacks are playing tonight.

You got her tickets?

I got her and her boyfriend tickets.

She's only known him for like three months.

She's known me for like forever.

I know. I mean...

I don't know.

That is so lame.

Maybe it slipped her mind. I don't know.

You know what people get with their boyfriends.

Well, it can get anymore.

I mean, I can get backstage passes.

Yeah?

I'm pretty sure I could swing that, but the thing is you'll have to hang out with me all night.

Well, that's chill.

You can't run off because no one will know who you are.

Well, I haven't seen you in six months.

It'll give us time to catch up and then I can see Shell Blacks.

Yeah, I mean...

Yeah, I'll get you a backstage pass.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm so down.

But, you know, I'm not trying to be an Indian giver, but...

I mean, what would you do for a backstage pass to the Shell Blacks?

To the Shell Blacks?

To the Shell Blacks?

I would, uh...

I would do pretty much anything to get a backstage pass for the Shell Blacks.

You'd do anything for a backstage pass?

Yeah.

I would do anything.

Anything?

Yeah.

You sure?

Anything.

Okay.

I got something you can do.

Yeah.

I think you know what that is.

I think I do.

Yes, I do.

And hopefully you're not from sucking a knife.

I don't know about that.

Friends.

I guess you're not an Indian giver after all, huh?

Oh.

Holy shit.

What a nice type of cigarette you're tonight.

Shit.

Holy shit.

Fuck you, Spanko.

Fuck you, Deep.

A backstage pass, huh?

Naughty America.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Nobody.

Does it better.