Oh, my God, babe.

Come on.

Can we go home, please?

Look, we have bikinis.

No, no, no.

Babe, I already...

Come on, come on, come on.

One more.

One more, one more.

This is it.

Like, three more.

Come on.

We already bought you a bikini.

I only have one freaking bikini.

Oh, so now that's not good enough for you?

Yeah.

Oh, man.

That is so mean.

Come on.

Last store.

Just promise.

I want to go back to the room.

If I get a new bikini here.

Oh, so...

Oh, I see.

Now I have to buy...

You're bribing me.

Uh-huh.

That's the way it works, right?

Do you want me to wait out here?

No.

Come on.

We can go for fun this time if you want.

All right, all right, all right.

Are you filming?

Let's see what's ready for us.

What?

Babe, I'm just going to chill over here.

Cool?

No.

What?

Pick stuff out with me.

It'll be fun.

I've been doing this all day long.

Trust me.

The fun ended.

A while ago.

If you were helping me,

we would have gotten done a long time ago.

Yeah?

Yeah.

He's killing me.

Come on.

I'm going to end up with something huge and gaudy like this.

Oh, no, no.

Please don't.

Yeah, exactly.

Come on.

Do you like one or what?

Hmm?

Do you like one or what?

Do I like one or what?

Do you like one?

Like, look at all these.

I do.

Do you like one?

Thank you.

I want to get back.

And it's small.

Because my baby's so small.

Tiny and beautiful.

Huh?

How much is it?

What?

What?

Let me see.

What does it matter?

No, let me see.

How much?

It doesn't matter.

Let me see.

How much?

Oh.

Are you kidding me?

$70?

Don't you want me to be happy?

Babe, all right.

Put it back.

Let's go.

No, no, no, no, no.

No.

Come on.

It'll be so cute.

Baby, they all look cute on you.

So we don't need to spend $70.

Oh, you're playing that card, huh?

We don't.

You're playing that card.

Uh-huh.

Baby, we don't need to spend $70.

We don't need to spend $70.

But this will look good on the floor.

Oh, yeah?

What do I get out of it?

Huh?

Please?

What do I get?

What do I get?

Do I get anything when we get back?

Huh?

Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah.

If I get a bikini.

So if we get that when we get back, we get to lay down, no more walking around, have

a good time.

Promise?

I promise.

I promise.

I really promise.

We'll try that.

We'll try that.

We'll try that.

Babe.

What?

I won't get one for you.

What?

No.

Babe.

What?

Babe.

What?

Babe.

More shit?

I gotta get something that matches on top of it.

Oh, my God.

Don't be sassy.

You gonna do those dirty things that we talked about that I like?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah?

I want you to talk dirty to me then when we get back.

Oh, okay.

You wanna talk dirty to me?

Real dirty.

All right, baby.

Don't be talking all this shit.

So dirty you need a shower.

All right.

I'll wait.

I'll wait.

It's horrible.

Come on.

If I have to, you can wait.

Another...

At least this place has a couch.

No.

Babe.

What?

What?

Don't be creeping.

Too big.

Way too big.

Let me see.

Let me see.

My hey, hey, hey.

Too big.

No.

Yeah.

Babe, no.

Uh-uh.

Try the bikini.

Oh, fuck that.

It'll get you something else.

Oh, you will?

No.

Is that it?

You're giving me something else?

Huh?

Oh, my gosh.

Okay.

I'm saving that moment.

Whatever.

This is what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah.

Skin naked for me.

Oh, funny for you.

That doesn't come off.

Fuck.

If you bought me more bikinis, you'd know that.

See, if every store could be like this, I would have gone shopping with you a lot more.

Oh, it's fun.

Now it's fun for me.

Okay.

I'll remember that in the future.

Shh.

Let me see one.

See, let me back at the room.

Oh, yeah.

It looks like your huge cock.

Oh.

Oh, I like it, baby.

I'm going to get my neck.

I'm tired of that.

I'm tired of that.

There are people outside.

How is it my fault?

You are the one who...

It's not my fault.

You're so fucking pretty.

Don't be mad at me.

Get another cute bikini from there.

I'm sorry.

You will never be able to get me a cute bikini.

Yeah, I'm not going back there.

Yo, do you think he was pissed?

I couldn't tell.

He's just like...

He's like, leave.

I told him to leave.

Oh, my God.

I know.

That was...

Huh?

Can you blame me, though?

Can you really blame me?

Yes.

Now.

Yeah.

You were so...

Remember, though.

You're so cute.

You are so fucking cute.

Remember what you told me, though?

If I bought you the bikini, which I did.

You did.

You were going to do something for me, weren't you?

I was.

Don't even back out.

I was.

Don't even fucking back out.

What are you talking about?

Really?

So beautiful.

Maybe that was your treat.

I can't believe it.

No.

That was so hard.

You never let me do anything like that.

That was so crazy.

Just get a bikini.

See if you'd buy me more things.

You get more things in return.

I know that taught you, though.

You drive me crazy.

Bet you're wishing I was the shop owner, huh?

Did I ruin the moment for you?

This is Colombian, just like you.

I'm going to try to sweet talk me.

You're not going to get more than you're getting.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

I just took that dick, spit right on it.

Use two hands, you know I like that.

You're already liking it.

Slide your nice hug.

Me?

Oh, am I going to talk to him?

No.

I'm not impressing you.

Holy shit.

You're the guy, were you?

I know.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

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No.

No.