Yeah, so how's the university? Are there any cute guys there? No. Oh, well maybe you'll find one in the hallways. I mean, if they're not in your classes. Yeah, I can't believe that. No, man, she was such a bitch on the plane and then she ended up being your roommate....
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Yeah, so how's the university? Are there any cute guys there?
No.
Oh, well maybe you'll find one in the hallways. I mean, if they're not in your classes.
Yeah, I can't believe that.
No, man, she was such a bitch on the plane and then she ended up being your roommate.
That sucks.
Does she speak any English, though?
No.
Yeah, everyone here speaks French, Spanish, and of course German, but no one really speaks English over here either.
Oh my gosh, no, the little boy does. That's why they wanted me here.
He's letting me stay here for freebies because he wants me to take care of his son.
This program, I wasn't sure if I should react on it, who they're going to send me from America, but I think my son gets really along with you.
I hope so. I think we do, too.
You know, Peter, since his mother passed away a few years ago, he got so antisocial and he always plays video games in the house.
It would be so crazy if you could cheer him up a little bit and take him out.
No, I would love to. I definitely understand that situation.
He's like a nerdy kid. He sits at home and he plays games on his computer. Yeah, he's one of those kids.
Okay, so the other day I was masturbating, and oh my God, I was watching the hottest porn.
No, you're the only one I would ever tell this to.
I got a little more than wet, and then I used my sock to wipe it up because it was almost squirting.
It was too much, and then I had to go shower and clean my sheets.
But I used my sock to wipe it off, and his son comes into my room, a sneaky little son, and takes my sock.
And I find him jacking off with it. Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, but I have a story to tell you.
Yeah, for once.
So I was walking past the bathroom, and the son's dad is home, and he's sitting on the toilet.
He's all sculpted. He's nice. He has a cute face, and he's really well-groomed.
Oh my God, his accent. Oh, you're right. The German accents. They're so cute.
But he's sitting there. No, you don't understand.
His dick is bigger than my arm. I don't know how to explain it. I don't think I could fit it in my...
No, I don't think I could fit it in my mouth.
He's officially... He's a schlange. Is that the word for snake? Yeah, that's officially his codename from now on.
He's a big schlange.
No, well, I couldn't do anything last night, and he wasn't home. It was really weird.
He was like, I don't know, he was on the phone with someone, and then he got really upset, and started getting drunk, and then went off.
No, he hasn't been home yet. Oh, wait a second. I hear someone calling out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. No, no, no, I think he's actually home. Yeah, he just pulled into the driveway.
Okay, I'll call you later. See ya.
Welcome back, Mr. Home. Hey, Daisy.
Where were you all night, adventuring Germany?
Just fucking business meeting and dinner and bullshit, you know.
Must have been a lot of bullshit, or a huge dinner.
Ah, this is easy why I don't have time for my son like I would like to, you know. I'm so happy that you're here now.
No, I'm happy too, and you know what? I spent time with your son though.
Today, you know what we did today? He went outside and we played.
We went to the park, we went to Heidelberg, we saw architecture and the castles,
and we were like screaming inside of the castles. It almost got kicked out, but we wanted to hear the echo.
It was so fun. Really? Yeah.
I'm sure he was happy to play with you, huh?
He was so happy, smiling all day. We went out and got some street food.
I'm sure he was happy to play with you when I was a boy. Yeah? Yeah.
I'm sure we would have had a lot of fun together. Oh, yeah.
Running outside, running in and out of castles, running through the park.
Yeah, tell me, tell me about it.
Oh, sit down and lay in the park and watch the clouds, make all the little shapes and the little fun things.
That's what you did, huh? I'm sure he was happy.
He saw the little dogs and ran around with the dogs.
He wasn't scared of the dogs?
No, he was a little scared in the beginning, a little reserved, but he got used to it.
It was fun. I showed him the dogs for a minute.
Like to show him, huh?
My petitions thing.
You're very open-minded. I like that. You're a very modern girl, huh?
That's the way they are now in America.
Yeah, it's pretty much.
You know, I was in America a long time ago, and they were all so, I like you better.
Well, I would hope so. I like you too.
You're a pretty girl, you know that?
Thank you.
Oops.
But I have to start school soon, and I'm not going to be able to be home all the time.
I have like, I think, eight classes I have to start.
The last one was to Japan, but I guess it'll be worth it in the end, right?
I mean, that's what everyone says, at least.
I don't have a lot of money to go over here, though.
Go to school for like, six years.
Just enjoy the day.
I have to take French, and I hate French.
I'd be fine if it was like, Spanish or even German, but French is such a pain.
Even their letters don't even sound like their letters. What kind of alphabet is that?
You can feel it.
You're going to touch me like an animal, you know?
So you smell like, you smell like a selfie animal.
Oh, it's wonderful!
I'm going to fuck the tooth tonight.
I'm going to fuck the tooth.
We're not supposed to have beer in our age.
And you're drunk and fumbling talk.
Damn, you stink, Mr. Holmes.
That's what you need, huh?
My panties, I was a bad girl.
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