Daisy, what are you doing?

Nothing.

You're in my bedroom, playing with Hitachi.

I thought you were a virgin.

We have talked about stranger things, have we not?

Was that your first orgasm?

Dude, that might credit card you.

Yeah, that way I don't have a $2,000 power bill.

I'll put a power meter on the house one night.

Which will really, really, really save on costs, especially with your two-hour showers.

Hmm.

Well, I was going to have a shower.

Maybe next time, though.

You want to go to my bedroom?

But, hi, we were there, and your bed is so beautiful, Dad, I mean...

How are you going to get out of this one? I've got to hear this.

We've done stranger things, but, I mean, it's been...

That's true.

I mean, it only makes sense.

You're the first person in the handjob to remember that.

I do remember that.

I don't like those parties that you do.

I mean, you're my stepdad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean, Dad, don't you want me to feel as safe and comfortable as I feel the first time?

You know I do.

And don't you know that you're the only one that can relate to that?

Well, since you put it that way, and just when you want me to do the best I can.

Okay.

Do you want somebody to take your vision?

Okay, guys, let me go on camera saying I am as nervous as a horn in church, too, so you can relax.

In full frame?

Yep.

Awesome.

So, Daisy.

Um, this is a very big moment for you.

You have decided to go into the...

Yeah?

A little bit.

That just got too much for you?

Sometimes they do.

It's a big step.

I like it.

Awesome.

You know, sometimes, you guys require a little assist.

Have you ever put a penis in your mouth?

No.

No?

Are you comfortable trying?

Yes?

Yes.

And actually...

You could get a little pretty white crotch-less butterfly penis.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean, you know, kind of cute.

I have a funny feeling you have this planned, didn't you?

Well, for the first time, I heard you're playing me.

Yeah, it's good.

It's not much different than a handjob except to use your...

It's not that hard.

For someone who's...

I don't know.

It's very deep.

It's like until I fucking thought they were there again.

Deep through, it's a lesson we get to.

Even with a banana?

Even with a banana.

God, no one's having a baby face in my life.

Can you take a penis off?

You know that I might not get that.

I'm fighting with them and you're at the same time.

I don't want to talk.

Is it pleasure or pain?

Really?

It's better now.

Hmm?

No.

Something that you never let boys do.

Well, I guess...

I'm just going to go.

You did get on the pill, right?

It's going to be a strange day.

And have daddy's baby?

Hmm.

This is a very big moment for you.

You have decided to go into the world of fetish and porn as a 100% gay virgin.

How are you feeling right now?

I'm nervous.

I'm pumped.

Are you?

I'm nervous.

I'm going to do my best to make this.

First, I'm going to introduce you to a friend.

This is called Hitachi.

You've seen him before.

Yeah.

I've seen him before.

You've watched a little bit of porn.

I'm going to tell you now.

Mm-hmm.

I'm going to start on low.

And just, like, I'm going to wager that just on low, it will...

I'm going to sit back and wait, but basically, you have found dad's sex toy that he played

with.

Then I do actually come in.

I'm going to teach you how to use it right.

The only line that you need to remember is, we've had a little bit of time together with

you teaching me to give you a hand job.

Okay.

You're the only person I trust to defile me or something along those lines.

I know.

And use your own words.

I know.

Okay?

You ready for this?

It's all yours.

Okay.

I'm going to sit back and wait, but basically, you have found dad's sex toy that he played

with.

The only line that you need to remember is, we've had a little bit of time together with

you teaching me to give you a hand job.

Okay.

You're the only person I trust to defile me or something along those lines.

I know.

And use your own words.

I know.

Okay?

You ready for this?

I know.

It's all yours.

Wait.

Do you want me to...

No.

Right?

Yeah.

Have a...

Just relax and enjoy yourself for a few minutes.

Oh.

That was funny.