Alina, what are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing, bro?

Are you kidding me?

Look, look, look.

Pizza.

Look how this house is.

Look at all the laundry.

You're supposed to do all of this.

I thought it was your week.

My week?

No.

Hell no.

My week was like two weeks ago.

What are you talking about?

If it was two weeks ago, then it's your week.

No, it clearly is your week.

Like, our step-parents told you to make sure that this house is fucking clean.

You haven't cleaned any of the stuff.

The dog peed in the corner over there.

You didn't even clean it up.

Like, what the fuck, bro?

You think I'm going to do this?

Yeah.

No, hell no.

Please.

I'm definitely not going to do this.

This is crazy.

Like, look how many piles of laundry you got.

One, two, three, four, five.

Where are you going dressed like that anyways?

I'm going.

I'm going out with my friends.

I really can't do this.

Oh, you're going to go out with your friends.

And then when our step-parents come home, then they're going to blame everything you see on me.

Yeah, because it's your week.

No, it's not my week.

It's your week.

They definitely.

Oh, my God, bro.

I can't believe this shit.

Dude, they're about to get home in like an hour.

And then what?

And then they're going to see this and they're going to blame it on me.

And then, yeah.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, my God.

You're really fucking.

Fucking pizza.

Did you order pizza last night?

Like, what the fuck?

I thought that was you.

I have to go.

You have to go.

Are you kidding me?

I have to go.

You know what?

I'm going to go, too.

I'm going to leave.

They're going to get.

Yeah, they're going to get home.

They're going to get home.

They're going to get home and they're going to see all this shit.

And then guess what?

They're going to look at the little list and they're going to see that it's your week.

And then guess what?

Yeah, exactly.

I'm not going to be here to defend you.

None of that bullshit.

So how about if I show you my boobs?

Will you?

What?

Actually, not fuck that.

What about if I pay you?

Pay me?

Yeah, can I pay you?

No, I worked overtime this week.

I got more than enough money.

But what's that about your titties?

What, are you going to show me your titties?

I mean.

My stepsister is going to show me her fucking titties.

You sure you don't want money?

No, I got money.

I have a job.

J-O-B.

You should try getting one.

Fuck off.

Yeah, I'm serious.

Okay, so tits.

If I show you my tits.

Will you do the laundry?

Yo, you're my stepsister.

Are you fucking nuts right now?

Look, your girlfriends are blowing you up.

I know they probably want to go to whatever you're going to.

Party, brunch, whatever.

So what, if you show me your tits, what?

You think I'm going to do all of this for a titty?

Yeah.

Nah, I see plenty of titties.

Trust me, I'm good.

Come on, man, please.

What about tits and my pussy?

What?

I'll show you my tits and my pussy if you just do the fucking laundry.

Right.

You're fucking...

You're bullshitting right now.

So...

Bet.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

You weren't kidding.

Laundry?

Ah.

I'll do that pile.

That's about it.

And I'll...

So I just showed you my tits for no reason?

I'll do this pile and that pile.

If you show me your titties and your pussy.

What about this pile?

Hell no.

And that pile.

These two big ass piles.

First of all, let me see your pussy.

If you're going to show me your tits, I'm out as well.

I've always wondered what you're...

You're fucking...

Yeah, I can't believe you.

You're fucking crazy.

You'll do anything to go out and avoid your chores, huh?

I mean, you're not technically my brother.

You're right, so...

I mean...

But yeah, I mean...

I guess I'll do these two, but that doesn't mean shit.

What do I have to do?

What do I have to do for these two?

I need to go.

I need to go.

Like, you hear them texting me.

I have to go.

Come on.

Come on.

What?

Well, why are you looking at me like that?

I'm sorry if it's, you know, doing something to me, but I can't help that.

You're showing me your tits and your pussy.

I'm such a fucking creep.

How long has it been since you've been laid?

A few days, you know?

I got head from Stacey the other day, and then...

Stacey?

Yeah.

I bet it was a whack.

I got head from Stacey, and then I got laid, like, yeah, the other day, too.

I just, you know...

So, head for these two?

I mean, we can start there and see where it goes.

I don't know.

Maybe.

Because you still got this.

You still got this.

You're so fucking annoying to shut up.

Okay?

Oh, shit.

Damn.

What's happening right now?

Be a maid once I'm done with you.

I'll tell you what.

I'll fucking...

I'll clean your room, even.

I'll clean the bathroom and the room.

If you let me bend you over right there on the...

Okay, a little bit.

What do you say?

Um...

Yeah.

Can't believe this is fucking happening right now.

What the fuck?

Fucking time.

Does it matter?

Tours for the rest of the year.

Oh, you didn't say anything about the rest of the year.

Fuck off.

I'm going.

Where are you going?

Hold on.

Round two?