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yo at least we had fun with the girls man go stop stop stop come here yo I
said get out the fucking way bro fucking weirdo I love this neighborhood oh my
god you can do it oh my gosh you got it
hey you're not supposed to mess with those things put it down put it down put
it down what are you doing what are you doing yo damn your hands are dirty yo
help her out are you doing oh my god all right fuck it no oh my god you're gonna
help you're trying to save water
oh my god I'm fucking soaked bro yo yo to unscrew it unscrew it unscrew it
unscrew it no you guys gotta unscrew it man we're gonna get in trouble what are
you doing now let her get on the other side bro move move Chris she's got it
hey she put her she's gotta get it off
your assholes man what the fuck is wrong
with you come on muscles you can do it you can do it yeah you can really all
right if I get it off fuck to both of you hold this
fuck you guys
no!
You can. You okay?
You're wet I'm wet he's wet you're fucking stupid.
I can, stop that because dude I figured we were disappearin jk6
doing the手 roller I made a slow motion so you don't give her shit they like that
okay come on come on come on I'll do the jk quick jk's, fuck you guys oh no Garfie D
This is the only dickhead that didn't get wet.
Yo, get that fucking cap off.
No, get that fucking cap off.
I'm soaked, bro.
Who are we?
Who are you?
You okay?
Your shirt's a little wet, dude.
Don't worry, you can't really see through it.
Yeah?
I mean, your nipples are hard, but you can't see through it.
Oh, man.
Hold up.
Camera down.
Camera down.
So, um, hold up.
Is that a heart?
No, that's the earth.
What are you, like, Greenpeace?
Yeah, I mean, look at that.
It's a whole lot of fucking water.
What, are you worried about them wasting water?
Stop putting the fucking camera on.
No, I'm on your face.
I'm on your face.
Sure.
I am, really.
Okay, now I'm on your face.
Well, if you stop squeezing them, I wouldn't look.
Okay.
There you go.
So.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
It is a waste of water.
Come on, let's go for one.
Yeah, you know they drain those things on a regular basis, right?
They have to run the water lines out.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you from here?
No.
No?
I'm from Louisiana.
From Louisiana?
Yeah.
No accent?
No.
That's interesting.
No accent?
Really?
All right.
I thought Louisiana girls always had an accent.
I've never heard that.
Yo, so, listen.
You saw that cop just drive by, right?
Yeah.
You know you're not supposed to fuck with a fire hydrant, so you're lucky.
Because if he would have seen you, he would have dragged your ass to jail.
You mean all of us?
We were just trying to help.
Damsel in distress.
Oh, okay.
I didn't think you...
You got soaked, bro.
I know, dude.
My entire face, my hair, everything.
Actually, it looks...
You look really cute with the water on your face.
You're glowing right now.
You are glowing.
Oh, this is Chris.
This is Logan.
I'm Tyler.
What's your name?
Alina.
Alina.
Cute.
All right, so, Louina from Louisiana.
Why are you out here fucking with fire hydrants?
I told you, it's a fucking waste.
No, I get it.
I know it's a waste of water, but they got to drain it, you know, for sanitary purposes.
Your hair looks really cute back like that.
Thank you.
You're so cute.
All right.
Sorry.
I see a pretty face.
I speak my mind.
I have no filter, so I apologize.
I don't mean to offend you.
I'm just that person.
Okay.
I understand.
You can tie your hair up if you want.
Nah.
Nah?
I'll just leave it.
I kind of like it pulled back.
It was really cute.
So, yeah, they got to run those lines out.
With all this crazy stuff that's been going on here, they have to drain...
What's...
They do it for the fire department or some shit?
They bleach them.
They bleach them.
That explains why the water smelled like fucking chlorine this morning.
Yeah.
That's why the dogs shit all over the fucking room, huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do they...
Well, obviously, they have sanitary water.
They have sanitary water where you're at.
Do you ever get the glass of water and it smells like fucking bleach?
No.
I get a glass of water and it smells like eggs in the woods.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Really gross.
So, that's well water, right?
No.
I don't think so.
The air is just gross.
This guy's like a jack-of-all-trades.
You need some welding done.
You need some plumbing done.
You need your house built.
He's the guy that you wanted to get done.
Cool.
Yeah.
He's from...
Yeah, you're from Canada.
I don't really...
I don't really...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm a contractor, too.
What do you do?
I'm a contractor.
Contractor of what?
Yeah.
I build houses.
I build...
You really?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Why don't you ever give Logan work?
Come in Canada.
Oh, that's good.
Isn't that okay?
He said no.
So, what brings you to Florida?
I'm in school down here.
School.
Cool.
What's your major?
Liberal arts, even though I don't even know what liberal arts is.
Pram, pram, pram, pram.
I'm sorry.
I'm falling asleep.
I'm a contractor.
Okay, you got an attitude.
I like that.
Liberal arts.
So, that explains the attitude.
Got it.
Copy that.
I can't get over that fucking thing.
What?
If I was wearing a bathing suit right now, I'd be like one of them kids running through
the sprinklers.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah.
Would you do it?
I mean, at this point, it's stuck like that.
Don't mess with your face.
You look good.
It's wet.
It's not.
But, look.
Hold on.
Let me show you yourself.
Look how pretty you look.
I don't know.
What do you mean, no?
Oh, you can't.
Oh.
It's all over your face.
Oh, the sunlight.
Well, fuck you, man.
I use this thing all the time.
I'm sorry.
We have like a YouTube channel.
So, we have like 10 million followers.
We kind of just like run around and do shit.
We do interviews.
We'll do like tutorial videos on a bunch of really random shit that you probably don't
care about.
But, we do do interviews and we like to do them like with...
with hot girls or girls, honestly, like, I like that you're a liberal arts.
I like that you're eco-friendly and I find it hilarious that you were trying to close
a fire hydrant.
So...
And you got soaked doing it.
We can see through your shirt now.
Kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you.
Would you want to maybe do the interview?
I don't think so.
Well, we offer...
We will pay for it.
We will pay for it.
We will pay for it.
We will pay for it.
We will pay for it.
We will pay for it.
We will pay for it.
How much?
I don't know, like a hundred bucks.
You good?
Is it the money thing?
We have, like...
I can give you more money for the interview, but it's just...
It's like a basic interview.
I mean, you guys are three random dudes.
You realize that, right?
I understand that, but you're also one random girl that we just saw trying to close a fire
hydrant.
In all fairness.
Just...
Just trying to be fair.
You know?
No, well, I always run with them because if I just ran alone, I'd probably end up getting
smacked around a bit.
Because...
Because I have the same attitude you do.
So I'm very straightforward.
No filter.
You know?
Yeah, no filter.
That becomes a problem.
That becomes a problem with some girls because a lot of them aren't as nice as you and friendly
as you are.
And you seem to be really friendly, but you also seem to be looking like you kind of want
to smack me too at the same time.
I don't know.
That was shady, huh?
What she just said.
What?
That I have an attitude.
I don't have an attitude.
I meant that in a good way.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, I like...
I said feisty.
I said feisty, motherfucker.
Feisty, okay.
Not sassy.
Okay.
Sassy's a little...
Shut up.
I like that you're feisty.
You know?
You're not afraid to speak your mind as well.
I think you'd be a great interviewer.
And I bring these assholes along too because not...
The reason why I lost my train of thought is I don't get along with everybody.
So sometimes he helps, he helps.
And they're not bad looking.
You know?
He's foreign.
He speaks French and many other languages.
So when we get like the spring breakers and the vacationers, you know, he can talk to
them because I can't, you know.
Can you speak French?
No problem.
Oui.
Oui?
Oh.
You speak French?
No.
Oh.
But she speaks.
Oui.
Yeah.
I got my line.
Je ne sais pas.
Je ne sais pas.
And, of course, he's a little country boy that every girl always, you know, every girl
wants a country boy.
No?
But you're from Louisiana, so you're used to it.
You're kind of over that shit, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It looks like you're shit out of luck, bro.
You're never getting a date with her.
What?
It's true.
You're so mean.
I told you no filter.
No filter here at all.
You're right.
Would you go on a date with him?
No.
Okay.
So thank you.
Thank you for proving my point.
Listen, we're kind of already like in this interview.
Why don't you just give it a shot?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just give it a shot.
It's really random.
Sometimes it gets a little personal but nothing like, like in depth into your like childhood
and stuff like that.
Easy.
Okay.
You good?
I'm down.
Yeah.
Hang on.
Money talks.
How much did I tell you?
$10?
200.
200?
Just this.
Did I say 200 or did I say 100?
100?
And she just hustled me for another 100.
Well, it's not bad.
Yo, whatever.
Here.
Whatever.
Yeah.
You're cute, right?
Yeah.
I don't really want to do it here, just in case the cops come back for this fire hydrant.
Would you be cool if we just, I live, well, basically where they're doing that construction over there.
You don't have to come inside or anything like that.
We can do it out back.
Cool side.
You cool with that?
Well, dude, y'all are so sketchy.
Oh, you seem like you're about to say yes.
You were like, sure, no.
Yeah, I had to think about it for a second.
What would my mom do?
What would your mom do?
Not go there.
Your mom wouldn't let you outside the house to pick the fire hydrant.
I'll tell you what, if it's, like, safety, just take a picture of me and share it with your friends
and be like, listen, if you don't hear from me in one hour, this person kidnapped me, killed me, and put me in a basement.
Okay.
Works?
Yeah.
Grab your phone.
Chop, chop.
Don't fucking rush me.
Wait, I want to smile, too.
Let me know when you're ready.
Okay.
All right.
If anything, hey, share your location, too.
Okay.
That always works.
I want to walk backwards.
Ow.
That fucking hurt.
I'm not working for you.
Yeah, well, you guys let me know if I'm going to fucking fall, you know?
See, nature's on my side.
So am I.
We all got wet trying to help you with a fire hydrant, okay?
My shoe is waterlogged right now.
All I can hear is...
Swamp foot.
Why aren't you wearing a bra?
Why should I wear a bra?
I don't know.
I was just curious if it was, like, a liberal thing.
You know what I mean?
Like, eco-friendly, not wearing a bra.
No, I just don't like those.
I mean, they look...
Natural.
Great.
I know.
Okay, a little conceited.
We're going this way.
Hey, when did I start that construction?
Yesterday.
I didn't hear shit.
I slept right through it.
I almost slept through today.
So, listen, we do this all the time.
Like, at least, like, two days a week, we'll go out, and we'll try to find someone to interview.
And we mostly do girls because, I mean, if you're on YouTube and shit,
don't nobody want to see him talking, him doing an interview.
They want to see, like, you.
You're hot.
You're pretty.
Yeah.
You have a nice body.
You're wearing an Earth shirt.
You know?
Cute backpack.
Where'd you find that?
Limited, too?
Fuck you.
What's with the flannel?
To cover my ass.
Yeah, I saw you.
You almost just walked into that fucking cart.
Why are you trying to cover your ass?
But why are you trying to cover your ass?
You have, like, no butt?
Yeah.
Oh, you're flat-ass?
Yep.
Wow.
Okay.
I'll tell you what.
Let's get you in the shade.
Let's do the blue chair.
You guys stay the fuck away.
You guys are trouble.
Hey, you know what, though?
Logan, if you don't mind, can you help with that?
Thanks, buddy.
Okay, so I'm standing.
Oh, thank you.
Sorry.
Let's both get in the shade, though, because I'm also, you know, hot as fuck.
Let's get you right here.
Aw, thank you.
You're so sweet.
Look at you moving chairs and shit.
Okay.
What?
Nothing.
I'm just admiring your beauty.
Why?
What's with you and, like, covering your...
Like, why are you hugging your little backpack?
It's my safety blanket.
Yeah, okay.
You don't really strike me as a person that needs a safety blanket.
So, I'm going to set this right here.
Let's hope it doesn't fall, right?
Well, we started with your name.
Do you have a last name?
Ali.
Alina Ali?
Yeah.
Like, A-L-I?
Yeah.
Like, the boxer?
Yeah.
Nice.
Cool.
I like it.
How old are you?
I'm 21.
21?
Well, we already know you're from Louisiana.
We already know you're in college.
You know what?
We'll do something different.
Why don't you ask me a question?
Anything you want.
And don't be a pervert.
Why do you do this?
Because I make a lot of money off of it.
A shit ton.
Like, you know how YouTube is?
You get a million hits.
It's a lot of money.
You know?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
So that's your question?
That's it.
That's it.
Okay.
I'm gonna leave it there.
Alright.
You're gonna leave it there.
There's the attitude.
Okay.
So, are you married?
No.
Are you single?
Do you live here now?
Are you on vacation?
I live here.
You live here?
Okay.
Are you here just for school?
Or, like, you're staying?
Yeah, just for school.
Just for school.
Okay.
Shit.
Why the fuck would you come here?
Just for school?
Do you party?
Sometimes.
Drug of choice.
Come on, now.
That's for me to know.
And you to find out, maybe.
Ah!
Okay.
I'll take that.
Do you drink?
Not...
You don't drink?
No.
Okay.
Usually I'm just saying,
drinking and drugs come hand in hand.
Do you smoke?
Yeah.
What do you smoke?
Weed.
Everyone smokes weed.
You don't have to be shy about it.
It's just legal down here.
Okay.
How much...
What do you say?
You go through about an ounce a day?
Maybe, like, a quarter.
A quarter?
That's not bad.
This fucking asshole goes through, like, two ounces a day.
He's like,
Yo, man, can we go get more weed?
Can you spot me?
Hey, y'all got something in common.
She smokes weed.
Did he really just do this?
What was it?
Did he just do this?
Yeah, rock on, dude.
Totally gnarly.
All right.
Maybe he's not his country.
Maybe he's got a touch of California in him.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Favorite movie genre?
Horror.
Of course.
Why does every girl love fucking horror movies?
Favorite porn genre?
Fuck.
I guess...
Big ass.
I can't believe I got you to answer that question.
Yeah.
So, big booties.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a good genre.
You don't want to know mine.
No, that's my question now.
What's your favorite porn genre?
You're not paying me, though.
But I'm sitting here, though.
In your backyard, right?
For all you know, this could be anybody's backyard.
Don't make it more sketchy than that.
Just fucking with you.
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
You know, the gate was, so it's just unlocked.
All right, all right.
Fine.
I'm avoiding the subject.
I don't know.
I guess, like, I can't...
It's hard to pick one.
Maybe it's a girl or a guy thing.
I don't know, but...
Like, multi.
Like, multi-person sex.
I wouldn't say, like, orgies or, like, gangbangs.
Just, like, more than one.
You know what I mean?
As far as, like, the girls, of course, big tits and nice ass.
Like, just nice body all around.
Dope.
Cute young face.
Why'd you just grin?
Because that's me, kind of.
Oh, okay.
You starting to catch on here?
Oh.
Yeah.
So, we're gonna get a little personal now.
Mm-hmm.
Craziest thing you've ever done.
Just something normal.
Normal?
I guess I broke into a school before, and that was really wild.
That was lame.
Eh.
Oh, that's kind of lame.
Okay.
Why do I have to be extra?
I don't know.
For me.
Crazy for...
I mean, like, crazy for me is, like, you know, you see yourself on TV, the 6 o'clock news, getting arrested.
Oh, no.
Or, like, letting your baby drive your car like Britney Spears did.
I don't know.
All right.
So, craziest sexual thing you've ever done.
Fucked in my church.
Got caught by the pastor.
Did the pastor join?
I wish.
That would have been funny.
Were you, like, ass naked, or were you just, like, you know...
Just ass out, you know?
You were just, like, like, clothes halfway on and shit?
Yeah.
Oh.
It would have been funnier if you were, like, completely naked, because then you'd have to get dressed.
Oh, yeah.
You'd get fucking caught.
There's nothing worse than that.
Have you ever done anything crazy like that since?
No.
Why?
Were you afraid of getting caught?
Yeah.
Who cares?
You're fucking...
You're over 18 now.
I'm assuming it happened when you were under 18.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
It always does.
Especially in church, because usually people stop going when they're 18.
Tsk.
It's like, oh, mom, I don't have to go?
You can't make me?
I'm fucking out.
Yeah.
All right.
So, I'll be honest with you.
In order to get, like, a lot of views, you know, the viewers always want to see, like,
nudity.
Is there any way that I can maybe get you to relieve yourself of your sopping wet shirt?
Another hundred dollars, maybe?
Really?
You really want to get that fucking thing off, huh?
Yeah.
Don't need to.
Hang on.
Let's see.
All right.
Lose it.
I'll try not to.
Well, I mean, you know, take it off.
The shirt.
That didn't mean the money.
Come on.
Wow.
That was a deal, right?
Holy shit.
Yo, can you believe these two dumbasses are in the house right now, not getting, like,
where'd they fucking go?
Wow, you have really nice tits.
Thank you.
They are fucking perfect.
You already knew that, though.
Didn't you?
No, you didn't?
You called me conceited earlier.
I'm not supposed to say yes.
Oh, don't sit there.
Okay, don't sass me.
You know if you have nice tits or not.
Yeah, they're nice.
That a girl.
There you go.
Listen up.
So, I can't believe they're not fucking, like, wow.
Okay, talk about missing the show, right?
Their loss.
I mean, we're past that now.
So, if I give you another hundred bucks, will you take it all off?
Come on.
Come on.
You know you wanna.
Yeah.
Yeah?
I guess so.
Hold on, turn around.
Before you take it off, turn around.
You do have a butt.
Where?
Yeah.
I don't want to, like, touch you and then you call your friends and be like,
hey, touch me.
You do have a really nice butt.
So, don't say that you don't.
Everything?
Yeah.
I mean, it's all gone now.
Yeah, it's a little late now.
That is such a cute bush.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Damn, you have a really nice body.
Thank you.
Hold on.
I have to, like, get this all on view here.
Shit.
Go ahead.
Do the 360.
Hey.
I like it.
Where do we go from here?
Can I get you to do a crazy thing?
What?
What now?
What do you think?
You're naked right now.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Like you?
I'd like that.
But what about my friends?
I guess so.
I mean, are you, I mean, I'm pretty sure you're horny right now.
You got, you just took all your clothes off.
You can pretend they're still there.
No, no, no, no.
I like that they're off.
So, let's just.
Let's just not pretend.
And how about you pretend in your head for a minute that you're just taking two dicks
at one time.
All at once.
Close your eyes.
Think about it.
How does that make you feel?
I guess we can do it.
Yeah?
Are you down?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
How did it make you feel, though, when you thought about it?
Tell me the truth.
Hot.
Hot?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Should I go get the guys?
Mm-hmm.
You want to?
Actually?
Come here.
Let's show them what they're.
Come here.
What these dumbasses are missing.
Right?
So, go right up to those doors and put your tits up against them.
Oh, my God.
Did you just lick the glass?
No.
You guys coming out?
Come on, man.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Hey, welcome back.
You didn't see the fucking titties out with the head you go inside?
Oh, yeah.
She's out here in the heat and you guys.
Why are you covering yourself now?
I don't know.
That kind of hurt.
You just smacked me in the dick.
Yeah.
Sorry.
So, guys, it's come down to I asked her to close her eyes and think about having two
guys at the same time.
And when you opened your eyes and I asked you how it made you feel, what did you say?
So, now I'm going to ask you two dipshits why you're still standing there and sitting
there.
I don't know.
Get the fuck up.
Yeah, baby.
I'll get down there.
That a girl.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like how you're one of those girls.
I could pat their stomach and rub their head at the same time.
You guys switch.
You guys switch.
Don't you dare hit me with your fucking face.
It's not funny.
It's honestly hilarious.
Well, maybe stay straight back like you were.
Just keep trading off like that.
It was really fucking hot.
Don't worry.
That's just a long guy, baby.
What did he get his hair in your mouth?
Somebody's.
I don't need a fucking manscape.
Have you ever had two guys before?
No.
That was your first?
Yeah.
Don't be lazy, guys.
Make her feel comfortable.
It's you.
Multitasker.
Holy shit.
Y'all have to come closer.
What are you guys afraid of?
Oh, she wants them both in her mouth?
Come on, guys.
Get in there.
You got them both in your mouth, baby?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
No.
You did, though.
You did.
You got them both in your mouth.
Fuck.
I wish I was lighter enough.
Baby, you got them both in your mouth.
That was good.
You heard her.
She wants you guys closer.
Get in there.
I'm sorry.
You tell them exactly what you want them to do, baby, and we'll do it.
Mm-hmm.
You like that big poop in your throat, don't you?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
That's it.
Mm-hmm.
No, baby.
You're a little baby?
Mm-hmm.
You all right?
All right.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
You've never done this before?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're fucking loving this shit right now, aren't you?
Spin around, baby, just spin around.
There you go.
Atta girl.
Louisiana girls have been sucking golf ball through a garden hose.
Did I hit the spot?
Yeah.
Here, keep going.
Break that pussy.
Oh, fuck.
Don't stop.
Look at me, baby.
Oh, yeah.
I bet you wish you had more dicks or something.
Yeah.
Maybe.
You can get in there.
You need to chill out.
Two different staminas.
Come on, get back in there.
You don't have to go crazy, bro.
First time she's had two guys.
Just lean back so I can see it, bro.
Lean back.
There you go.
I know she wants you to pound her out.
Oh, I'm about to do it.
I'm about last.
No, no, no.
I am.
Yeah.
Go.
Yeah, you're on your knees, baby.
Real quick.
On your knees.
You're about to blow his load.
Oh, fuck.
Holy fuck.
Wow.
You didn't make it to the end.
You're not done yet, baby.
Yeah, you're not done.
Ride that shit.
Yeah.
Spin around.
I want to see those titties.
You ain't done.
You're going nut again.
Damn, baby.
You know that pussy's so fucking good he couldn't handle it.
Look at that cum all over your fucking face.
Pouring off of you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
You know you got that golden pussy.
You know?
Come on.
Get those feet up there.
Lean back.
Let me see that fucking pussy.
That cum covered face.
Look at that.
Oh.
Fucking cum covered nut.
You like that?
Fucking cum covered nut.
Yeah.
Look at your fucking cum slag.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
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Uh huh.
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Uh huh.
yeah you know right right we'll see if we can handle it yeah make it yeah yeah
no get your ass down on the couch you ain't done yet did you fucking pre pop
you though I'm out I'm out oh she's going for it she gonna make you nut
again come on bro grab her from under the legs help her up there it is in the
lifter lifter don't pull her down lift her up I'm trying this couch bro fuck
this couch there you go that's what she wants
here baby lean forward lean forward yeah there you go
quick quick quick before you oh yeah oh yeah
happiest day of your life
did you just spit did you just spit it I have spitters or quitters okay
oh you don't care uh-huh so much for being eco-friendly
Wow are you happy though are you glad we met yeah do you want to run us off maybe
yeah yeah by all means it's great when you have a pool there was a lot of nut
you're fucking beautiful you know that
hey I'm talking to you feel so good you know you can stay here as long as you
want you can come by anytime now you know where we live actually you do live
here yeah okay what do you think you saw you saw him so my boy that's my roommate
you know we rent this house together I mean you saw him he was fucking around
you saw you saw what was going on he's trying to be funny you know you thought
he was gonna whip out his dick didn't you maybe man that I'm fortunate that whoa
unfortunate yeah maybe more next time maybe well you all you gotta do is knock
on the door but a courtesy call would be nice got you because I just don't have
you know a bunch of dudes waiting around the fuck sure the hell do I look like a
whorehouse yeah maybe fuck you laughing at this guy like he's fucking snorkeling
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