Hey, Lisa. Yeah, I know, I know. Um, I tried. I took your advice. I had a conversation with him about his erectile dysfunction. He just won't, he's too proud. He says that it's, he'll work through it. But, you know, we, we haven't had sex since, I mean, like a week after we got married. It's, it's been months. And, you know, I know he's under a lot of stress and stuff with work. But, I mean, this is just, I don't know. I mean, he is older. And so I, um, well, I took your advice and I talked to him. He doesn't want to go to couples counseling. He just, he thinks that it, he'll just work through it. Um, but I called somebody and, um, to deliver some, like, erectile dysfunction drugs. And I'm just going to sneak it in and just, he's here. Um, anyway, I'll let you know how it goes, okay? Okay. All right. Bye. Hi....
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Hey, Lisa. Yeah, I know, I know. Um, I tried. I took your advice. I had a conversation with him about his erectile dysfunction. He just won't, he's too proud. He says that it's, he'll work through it. But, you know, we, we haven't had sex since, I mean, like a week after we got married. It's, it's been months.
And, you know, I know he's under a lot of stress and stuff with work. But, I mean, this is just, I don't know. I mean, he is older. And so I, um, well, I took your advice and I talked to him. He doesn't want to go to couples counseling. He just, he thinks that it, he'll just work through it.
Um, but I called somebody and, um, to deliver some, like, erectile dysfunction drugs. And I'm just going to sneak it in and just, he's here. Um, anyway, I'll let you know how it goes, okay?
Okay. All right. Bye.
Hi.
So, uh, what do you need? Uh, your, your husband, 200 pounds? More or less?
More or less.
Oh, okay. Cool. So crush one up, put it in his drink, and he'll be zippy in no time.
Okay. And it won't be, like, really obvious, but...
No, he might get a little headache, but that's fine.
Okay. Great.
Now, uh, so if you party at all, I got, like, Xanax, Klonopin...
No, I'm, I'm good.
Are you sure? I got, like, upper, downer?
No, I'm, this is, this is it, okay?
Oh, sure.
I swear, if I need anything, I'll let you know, okay?
Okay. Anything you need, I got it.
Okay. Hello? Tyler.
Oh, was I bothering you a little bit?
Um...
I didn't mean to interrupt the little conversation you had with the, the dealer.
That is, um, that's my business.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Well, we're a family, aren't we? You know, you are my stepmother.
I, yes, but this is, I appreciate it if you...
You wouldn't...
So, Dad's having a little problem downstairs, huh?
It's common in many...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
He isn't disgusting.
Well...
I mean, we're pretty open with each other.
It seems like he's just, just fine with all the other, I, you know...
What?
He wouldn't know about that.
Seems like you guys would talk about it, but...
Seems like he's having no problems with all the prostitutes and...
You know what? I, that is not, I just, just, please, we're, just, leave me alone, okay?
Okay.
This...
Conversation is completely inappropriate, and I don't...
Oh.
I just want to...
This conversation is...
But we're family.
I would figure this would be inappropriate to talk to people outside the family like you're just doing.
I just, you know, I don't know what it's going to take for you to just...
This, I...
Well, it seems like you're having problems with the statistic, maybe I could...
Oh, no, no, no.
You, that's, no.
No?
No.
Well, it seems to me that you're just itching for someone.
No.
This is mine.
This is...
Tyler.
Oh, come on.
I know you love this.
Yeah, my dad doesn't give you the hard dick that you've been seeking.
You want a hard dick?
Is that what you want?
Is that what you have to?
All right, catch yourself.
I like this little hard dick.
Don't pretend it's not familiar to you.
Oh, my God.
That don't you?
Yeah.
You should hold on to this hard dick, too.
There you go.
Oh, don't be so surprised.
Is this more?
Yeah, he likes that hard...
Yeah?
Oh, is that the real hard thing?
Yeah?
Yes?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dear.
Don't act so scared.
I know you want this hard dick.
That dick will get next to the hard dick.
Oh, here you go.
I shouldn't do this.
No, put it back in your mouth.
Okay.
Yeah, that's it, Mom.
Oh, there you go.
That's it.
I told you that dick would get nice and hard.
Oh, yeah.
How's that feel?
You like that, don't you?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I want you to stroke it nice and hard.
You're going to check that hard dick real well.
Oh, good.
Oh, wow.
This is so hard.
Oh, that feels so fucking good.
Mmm.
You suck at this?
Oh.
Fuck.
Okay.
You should try.
You got a little bit of a kiss here?
Oh.
Oh, I bet that kiss has been fucking so long.
It's been an eternity.
Oh, yeah.
Is this the honeymoon?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, baby.
It's so fucking good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.
Oh.
Oh.
Fuck me.
Oh.
Fuck you so bad.
Come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Hello.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Nice.
Oh, man.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You want to kiss me?
Yeah.
Fuck me like you do.
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
Jessica, I want to kiss you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yes.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
God damn it.
It feels so fucking good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, I know.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
It feels so fucking good.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh.
Oh, my goodness.
Tyler, we can't.
No.
Well, this is between us, the whole Viagra thing.
Between us.
Don't look at it.
Oh.
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