So, Elias, I've been hearing great things about you. You interviewed with my assistant. She spoke very highly of you, and then you spoke to my other assistant. And now here you are, and this is the third interview. Okay, good....
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So, Elias, I've been hearing great things about you.
You interviewed with my assistant.
She spoke very highly of you, and then you spoke to my other assistant.
And now here you are, and this is the third interview.
Okay, good.
So you have impressed everyone.
Wonderful. It's been a long process, but I've been taking every step.
Yes, well, your resume is fantastic.
I appreciate that.
I think you have the most impressive qualifications that I've seen so far.
Okay.
So really at this point, I just want to go over a few things, make sure that you're a good fit.
Of course.
My first question is, how do you feel about working?
Working in a sort of more relaxed atmosphere?
Well, of course.
I consider myself a calm man and very patient, so it wouldn't be a problem for me.
Great.
And then, how do you feel about working sort of like off the cuff?
You know, kind of something kind of drops on your desk, and we've got to go with it.
Are you good working, sort of like thinking on your feet?
Well, of course.
I feel pretty good of adapting into any situation that's given to me.
Really?
I'm confident in my skills that I will be able to oblige in anything that you need.
Great. That kind of adaptability is really important here.
Of course.
I've had people with fantastic qualifications just cave when I've come at them with, you know, a kind of a task that's a little unorthodox.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, it's really...
It's really important that, you know, because you'll be working directly with me and stuff, let me give you a hypothetical situation.
Okay.
So, let's say I ask you to stay late.
Sure.
I'm pretty used to overtime.
I put a lot of hours into the work I do, so I can definitely do that.
What if I needed you to work closely with my partner?
And I needed you to kind of, you know, drop whatever task you're doing and come into my office and brainstorm and sort of work closely on, you know, achieving a goal.
I'm always willing to put my time forth to anything that you need.
Okay.
So, then, let's say I was to come over here and maybe sort of sit on the edge of my desk and do...
this.
Would this upset you?
Okay.
Not at all.
Really?
So, if I was to do this, is that a good reaction or an anxious, like, no way reaction?
I just didn't expect it.
That's all.
Okay.
Yeah.
Again, there will be times when unexpected things will come up.
And if you rise to the occasion or if you cave, that's kind of what I'm interested in.
Something definitely in me is rising to the occasion.
Oh, good.
If you were going to just see it, ma'am, I'm willing to come to any task that you give me.
Okay.
Now, this is excellent.
This sort of, like, you just offered up a response to this question I posed.
Yes.
Let's see it.
Oh, wow.
Now, that is an enthusiasm.
Fantastic sight.
That is commitment right there.
I'm so happy to see that.
All right.
Great.
I'm going to go a step further now.
Okay.
How would you react if I came over, knelt down before you like this...
Yes.
...and then put this in my mouth?
Greatly.
Okay.
I would love that.
I want you to know right now you are acing this interview.
Oh, I'm so glad.
Yes.
I want to do my absolute best.
Thank you for this job.
I want to impress you.
That sort of boundless enthusiasm gets you far in my company.
I'm so glad.
I hope I'm doing well, Mrs. Foley.
You are.
I'm so glad.
Yes.
All I want to do is exceed your expectations.
Yeah.
Well, so far, so good.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
I've had candidates come in, and they pull down their pants, and then just these sort
of floppy things fall out.
And I'm like, you know what?
That is not the can-do attitude I like at this place.
Oh, of course.
I promise I'll always do my absolute best every time you need me.
See?
I offer a lot of support now.
What if...
Huh?
...I was to slip out of my skirt and sort of position myself on the edge of my desk?
It could be any task at hand.
Is this what you want?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
So far, I am impressed with everything that you're bringing to the table.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh.
Good.
Oh, my God.
Yes, get comfortable.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oops.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oops.
Oops.
Oh, that's so good.
Well, this is nice.
This is nice.
Oh, this is...
I can tell you really, really want this job.
Oh.
Yes.
Ah.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Oh, yeah.
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Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Go this way.
Go this way.
Oh, yes, just like...
Oh.
Yeah.
Let me move on like that.
Is that good?
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Yeah.
So fucking...
Mm.
Do it.
Yes, you've earned it.
If you are interested still, have the job.
Wonderful.
Yes.
I'm so glad.
Welcome aboard.
Thank you so much.
Yes.
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