Babe, I think you overslept.

Oh, shit.

Can we talk?

Babe, I don't have time. I've got to get to the office.

I'm sorry.

You're my roommate, right?

I've been talking about, like, stuff, you know?

Oliver's cheating on me.

He was in the bathroom, and his phone went off.

And it was like this naked bitch on his phone saying,

See you at work.

And he just went to work, so...

Damn, I'm sorry. It just happened?

Yeah, like, just now.

Look, now is probably not the best time

to tell you this, but

he goes to work often, and you kind of stay home.

So, a lot of times I'll just

see you around, and

it's hard not to

build feelings for you.

And it's gotten

pretty heavy

recently, and...

You have feelings for me?

Yes.

So, this morning, my boyfriend

was cheating on me, and my roommate

wants to fuck me.

I'll just go. I probably shouldn't have told you this today.

No, no, no. It's okay. Stay.

So, do you want to fuck here?

On the counter? Or do you want to go back to the bedroom?

Well, yeah, you want to fuck me,

so let's do it. My boyfriend's cheating.

What time?