Thank you for coming up here. I'm so sorry about everything and the noise. Yeah, man. I mean, I thought you had a dance studio up here or something. No, not at all. I just, I do work from home. I do massages and whatnot. Oh, okay. So you do massages on this thing? What is this? It's just an air mattress. It's for my specialty massages. But again, I'm so sorry for the noise....
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Thank you for coming up here. I'm so sorry about everything and the noise.
Yeah, man. I mean, I thought you had a dance studio up here or something.
No, not at all. I just, I do work from home. I do massages and whatnot.
Oh, okay. So you do massages on this thing? What is this?
It's just an air mattress. It's for my specialty massages. But again, I'm so sorry for the noise.
It's all good. I mean, I was just trying to sleep. I've been working a lot.
Of course. How about I just make it up to you then and provide one of my special massages for you?
I'm sure you need it. You've been working a lot.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm done. Yeah, sure.
Okay. Just so you know, it's just a little bit different from your typical massage.
How so?
Well, of course, you start off naked.
Okay.
And then it's okay because I'm naked as well.
Wait, I'm sorry. You're...
What?
We're both naked?
Yes. I'll take you through it step by step. It involves a lot of massage.
Like, I don't want to use the word goop, but it's goop.
And it feels lovely on your skin. It's warm. It's heated. You'll enjoy yourself.
We're both naked?
Yes. So why don't you just de-robe and I'll go get the goop.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You know what?
I've been saying I need to try.
I need to try new things, so I'm just going to say yes. I'm a yes man, y'all.
Awesome. Go ahead.
Okay.
I'll be over here stripping as well.
Oh, yeah. It's getting warm in here, so okay.
So this is the stuff I will be working with.
That's the goop, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Yeah, we're just worth doing this.
Yep.
Okay.
Pants off, too.
Okay. All right. Sure.
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Perfect.
You know, you never know what your neighbors are doing.
Listen, you should check up more on me.
Yeah, I think I will.
So, I'm going to start by spreading it all over your back. Is that all right?
Uh, yeah.
It's warm. Don't worry. How's that feel?
That's crazy. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Do you have any tense spots that you'd like me to work on?
Yeah, I have a sciatica thing going on there. Oh, my God, yes. Yes, this is it.
Put them away, and I'm going to get a little bit away.
Ooh. Oh, my God, yes.
Wonderful. So when's the last time you had an actual massage?
It's been over a year, I want to say.
You're way overdue for one.
Oh.
I am just going to carefully straddle you in just a moment. Don't be alarmed.
Straddle? Oh, oh.
How's that pressure feel?
Oh, that's good. Oh.
Just relax.
Oh.
You have very nice skin.
Thank you. So do you.
Thank you, thank you.
Whoa.
Oh, oh.
Is the pressure okay?
Yeah, it's really good. Oh.
Be careful, it's a little bit slippery.
Oh, this is exactly what I needed.
Perfect. See, you should always try new things.
Yeah, that's what I've been trying to do. This is a very new thing.
Would you like me to do the other side of you?
Yeah.
Careful, turn over.
Oh.
Is this the part of the massage?
Occasionally, but I really enjoy my neighbors here, and I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell the landlord about this.
Yeah, no.
Or the apartment manager.
No. Yeah. Oh, fuck.
I feel you've been a little tense, so.
Yeah.
I figured I'd help you out just a little.
Yeah, you're helping a lot.
Thanks.
Okay.
What else do you like?
All kinds of stuff.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Shit. Oh, fuck, I'm coming.
Oh, shit.
No.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Fuck.
Fuck, don't.
Oh, damn.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Uh-huh.
This feels so fucking good.
Yes, yes.
Shit, that's deep.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Thank you.
Yes, yes.
You can smack me harder than that.
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
I fucking love it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Oh, fuck, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, shit.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Fuck.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Fuck, that's good.
God, you take it so fucking hard.
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Yes, yes, that feel fucking good.
Fuck me, man.
Uh.
Fuck.
In real life, you make your kids do so fucking shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
Dude, Donna!
Yes, that's so fucking good!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, shit!
Yes, yes, yes!
Fucking what I've got cause it's so fucking good!
I mean, oh, yes!
Yes, yeah!
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Can I get a massage now?
Fuck!
Fucking good!
I love watching that!
Oh, fuck, that's so fucking hot!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Shit!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh, god damn, god damn, god damn it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
I fucking love it!
Yes, yes!
Fuck, yes, yes, my fucking heart!
My heart!
That's so fucking good!
Yeah!
Make me come again, please!
Please, please!
Yeah!
Hey! Yeah!
You're gonna make me come again?
You're gonna make me come again?
You want me to come all the way?
Oh, my god, I'm gonna come!
I'm gonna fucking come!
Oh!
Oh, my god!
Fuck!
I hope you enjoyed your massage.
Yeah, I definitely did.
I feel amazing.
If you ever feel like I'm being too loud again,
just come upstairs and I'll make it up to you.
I love this!
Uh-huh.
Also, if you have any friends, be sure to refer me, you know?
Uh, yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
Thank you!
Yeah.
All right, you better hit the shower, huh?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, great.
Wow.
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