Naughty America.

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Nobody.

Does it better.

Yo, Jimmy, where are you, man? I'm at your house right now. I'm waiting on you.

What do you mean you're in traffic, man? I told you I need you today.

I'm trying to figure out these damn ring sizes. I have no idea what I'm doing.

I was hoping that I could, like, look at your girl's stuff to kind of, like, compare what I needed to do.

Yeah.

Alright, yeah. Bunny just walked in, so I'm just gonna... I don't know. I'll see you when you get here.

Okay. Hey, how's it going?

Pretty good. How are you?

I was waiting on your dad. I'm just, uh...

I'm nervous right now because I'm trying to get this ring together. I'm gonna be proposing to my girlfriend, so...

Oh, wow. She's mean.

Yeah, but I have no idea what I'm doing. I mean, this is a ring sizer, I think, and...

I'm trying to figure out what size ring she is, but I have nothing to compare it to, and it's just...

I get that.

...more difficult than I actually thought it was gonna be, so...

If you want, I can try to help.

Yeah?

Yeah, why not?

Is that cool? Okay, yeah. Actually, I feel like you guys' hands are pretty much the same size, right?

Like, maybe you can try one on, and that might actually work, yeah.

Sure, I can try to help you.

Yeah?

Yeah, no problem.

Alright, let's see. We're here.

Alright.

I have no idea. I don't even know what the numbers on there mean. It's like 12 minus, 5 minus...

So, minus is half sizes, but if she's the same size as me...

She'd be like, uh, five and a half.

Yeah, you found that so fucking fabulous that I'm actually... I've made it to use you for the rest of this stuff,

because I literally have no idea what I'm doing. I don't know what facets are, or gems, or what type of stone to get,

or a setting, and all that other stuff, you know, so...

No, I totally get it. I'm a girl, you know, so it makes it a lot easier looking for stuff like this.

Yeah.

I can definitely help.

Yeah, really?

Yeah, of course.

Oh my god, this is gonna be so much easier. I'm stressing out over this stuff. I have no idea what I'm doing!

Okay, yeah, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course.

I do anything for my dad's hot best friend.

Okay.

Well, uh...

Let's look!

Those are nice.

Yeah, I've got some different options. Do you know what kind of cut that she wants?

Absolutely not. I have no idea what I'm doing. I don't know about facets, about carrots, uh...

I don't know about any of that stuff. The plate, the settings, and all that stuff, I have no idea.

I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm like...

Okay, okay.

This is almost torture.

Well, so these are pretty popular.

I'm not a hundred percent sure what she would want, but I would definitely look at one of these.

Okay, is that like, uh... I heard like, like lab grown were good? Or bad? I'm not sure... I have no idea which one they...

I don't know. Do you want to get an artificial diamond for like, forever, you know? I think you should go with a real diamond.

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she'd like that better, right? Uh... Ooh, what about that?

Yeah, that one's pretty nice.

Okay.

Is it in your price range?

Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. I don't think I... I want to go broke after this. Um, okay. Uh, we can keep going.

Yeah, let's keep looking.

Is there anything else you'd recommend for this or something? Like, I don't know... Is this something you'd get as a set?

Um...

So does that have to match mine or something?

I think it depends. I mean, like, men's rings are typically a little more standard, so like, hers is going to be really flashy.

Um, it would just depend on how you want it to match, you know what I mean?

Okay.

Because, like, if you do silver bands, then you can just wear a silver band and have, like, matching stones. Metal matching is where it's at.

I'll take your word for it. I have no idea.

All right. Here's a little square-cut one. That one's one that I would recommend because I personally like it.

It's nice. I just, um... It's hard to pick. There's so many.

I know. You have too many options.

Yeah, that's the problem.

Yeah. But, this one would be good.

If you had anything, you could get her matching jewelry for something else.

Yeah, like, what type of matching jewelry would you get for something like that? I have...

I don't know. Like, girls like toe rings, you know?

Toe rings?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Of course. Do you know what, like... I mean, I'm sure you wouldn't if you don't know what her ring size is, so...

I have no idea what a toe size... I have no idea.

No, I get it.

Actually, though, I feel like you guys have, like, the same size foot. Maybe we can use yours?

Yeah, we could test it out for sure.

Okay, cool. Uh...

Yeah. Give me your foot.

Oh, sh...

Alright, let's see, uh...

I guess I'm just gonna guess. This one seems good.

Oh, that's pretty close, though, right? Like, it... I guess it's just a little too big. Yeah, a little too big.

Yeah, but yeah, that... I mean, that almost looks like it's... this is the one, like, it's supposed to fit. It's just...

Well, maybe... like, maybe it just needs to get a little wet, you know?

Well, yeah. Yeah, I mean, probably. Right? A little...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, just, like, lube it up a little bit. See if it'll slide on them.

Um... yeah. I don't... I mean, I guess... yeah, we can... yeah, that would work. We can do that, I guess. Yeah?

Yeah, you know, spit works.

I'm sorry, you want me to... to spit?

If you want to see if it fits, for sure.

I don't know, man. If your dad walked in, or my girl Stephanie walked in, we... it would look super weird.

Yeah, but wouldn't you want to, like, know what her toe size is?

I mean, I...

This is the best way to find out.

I guess... all right, yeah. Uh...

Can't do this. I can't keep doing this. Your dad is going to fucking kill me.

Oh, my God. It'll be fine. He's not even home.

Oh, my God. I'm about to get married.

Yeah, but you're not married yet.

Yeah.

You've got time. It's like you're still single. You haven't even proposed yet.

I'm not even engaged, and I'm already cheating.

Is it cheating, you know, if you're not engaged?

That actually...

That actually makes a good point.

All right, but if we're going to do this, it's got to be now, because he's going to be back in an hour.

It'll be fine, you know.

Okay.

Yeah, we've got plenty of time, and I have my room. He's not coming in my room with my doors closed.

Okay, yeah, let's go. Come on.

All right.

Nobody can find out about this.

Oh, I know. I can't believe we're doing this. I'm so excited.

I mean, if I get caught, I'll not only lose my best friend, I'm losing, like, a future fiancé. I cannot...

Yeah, but it's, like, future, you know?

Worry about that in the future. Don't worry about it right now.

I'm so happy. I've thought about this for so long.

Yeah, really?

Yeah, of course.

Hard already, huh?

It's been so hard since the kitchen.

Yeah.

Let's see it.

Oh, my gosh. It's so big.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

I'm surprised I can even fit it in my mouth.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Good.

You suck that dick so fucking good.

You think so?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Well, we don't.

There you go. Fuck.

Ugh, it takes my breath away, literally.

In college, I don't like you.

Yeah.

There's a lot of things different.

Yeah.

So many times soon, that would be very bad.

I'm sure he's not even on the way back yet.

Oh, yeah.

Do you want to get comfortable? Put your head in some pillows?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You like that?

Yeah.

Stretching that pussy out?

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

You like that shit?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

It's fun being with a guy who's so experienced.

Fuck.

Ugh.

It's so deep.

Fuck.

You like that shit, don't you?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

That ass over, baby.

Mm-hmm.

You like that shit, baby?

Yeah.

Oh, I wish we would have done this sooner.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

You're so fucking good.

Mm-hmm.

Fucking tight.

Mm-hmm.

Shit.

This shit's on fire.

Mm-hmm.

Shit.

This shit's so fucking good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Like that big dick in you?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

Oh, I love it.

Oh.

Mm-hmm.

Taking every inch of that shit, too.

Mm-hmm.

You like that shit?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Me on my back.

Oh, good.

You like that shit?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, this shit.

It's going to come all over me.

You ready to take that shit?

Mm-hmm.

It's going to cover me.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

I guess we should clean up before my dad gets home, huh?

Yeah, fuck.

Naughty America.

Nobody.

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