Bunny Fae on the Bus - xxxCinema

Bunny Fae on the Bus - xxxCinema

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yo what the fuck is this guy what do you do what i'm jody johnson

jody johnson yeah yeah what are you doing here who let you in this van i just found my way in but

i'm here to bang oh god oh my god you see how he said it i'm here to bang bro listen we this is

this bus is the world famous bang bus all right this is where guys get on here to fuck chicks all

right bang them out i don't think you're ready for that life kid so you're gonna have to you're

gonna go ahead and go back to the office let them off here just let them off right here

made for this what you're probably a virgin

no no i've fucked so many chicks dude bro all right who's laughing you better know

what to do

with this whatever girl i find you better know what to do with her you know or i'm kicking you

out jody i feel like this is a joke though this guy's what the you're here to lose your virginity

on the bang bus is that what you're who did you pay to get on this fucking thing because i didn't

get any of that money you gotta pay me yeah i know he's staying quiet i want to get this shit

over with i want to see if this guy's got the balls come on yeah let's see if this guy's got

the fucking balls let's see if jody's got balls

you ever heard of a person named jody whatley

yeah bro what are you doing hurry up she's like down the block

fucking jody bro who the fuck is this guy gotta be lost hurry up maybe we could help her she's

she's gotta be lost hi ma'am you gotta be lost are you are you lost hello i'm heading home okay

you sure you're not lost no i'm definitely not lost all right well i mean we could i could help

you i could i could help you i could help you i could help you i could help you i could help you

help walk you home we're lost i think i'm okay i know where i'm going you know you're going yeah

okay good good i'm just i'm just gonna kind of hang out and see where you live is that cool

i'm just kidding i have a two look i have this camera pointing at your face because i have a

tube channel we like to give away money you want some money got 100 bucks oh my god wait look it's

not candy it's just fucking it's money we look don't you haven't you heard of these two channels

that like give away money like that's how you get famous why not you you give what i'm saying

like my two channel won't get famous unless i give away money i saved up all my lunch money

i bought a camera and now here i am trying to form a tube channel and give away the

money that i saved up do you want some of it wow i'm good you must be rich i mean it's a real 100

what's wrong with you how are you turning down a hundred dollars all right does it feel okay look

how about i ask you some questions for the hundred dollars so you feel like you earned it i guess

what do you yeah because nothing comes for free all right look here's a hundred bucks i'm gonna

ask you some questions no serious questions i i it's i got a guy in here named jody right okay

okay like he's in here he's this curly head kid in here like how do you know when you meet a guy

if he's a virgin like do you know do you can you do you have like a like a sense does a woman have

a sense sometimes i don't know sometimes you can just like look at someone and see that really

perfect get over here jody get over here get over here jody look at this virgin or not um

no it's the curly hair for me it's good it's getting me um it's it's that it screams virgin

right yeah i'd say so you should hear him talk yeah please don't see please don't you see that

you see that virgin okay virgin right or or or takes it up to bum bum like you know oh man okay

you take it off the bum bum no no bum bum he says no bum bum i don't blame him okay

no but that's what he said i was like yo chill out like what he like virgin vibes all day okay virgin

go sit down total virgin commanding him well yeah i mean he's a good friend of ours okay

i i didn't introduce myself how you doing do you want my hand yeah how you doing i'm good

hi how are you my name's xavier nice to meet you i'm bunny what bunny my friends call me bunny

that's like a rabbit yeah i know so you're a rabbit absolutely you eat lettuce sometimes why are you not hopping home

you know the legs don't work like they used to so you're like small like a rabbit i know

i get that a lot oh because i was gonna say like i hope your mom didn't name you rabbit

oh no luckily she didn't she got your gripper over there huh

you know what i'm doing right now are you like clapping or are you like you're like doing one

of these what do you think i'm doing right now hold on move move you're blocking it there you go

oh yeah so

so you're getting you're getting the virgin vibes too right i'd say so yeah yeah especially

if he was flexing do you have a boyfriend no i don't no can i get you to date him

would you go on a date with him if i paid for it i don't know him i can't just like well that's

what the date is for right like you got to get to know someone i guess you got to get to know

someone on the date like what would you be your bet you know what let's see if you can answer this

where would you take her on your date the beach uh i feel like that's an easy you know where do you want to go

in florida and you know i feel like that was an easy one you know i let them have that one

so you take you to the beach you want to go to the beach with them all all well i'll pay for the

i'll pay for everything like nice little dinner would you go on a date with them i would like

consider it you would consider it why you like curly head guys or you like virgins you like

virgins you want to you want to turn out a virgin don't you you want to turn out a virgin bunny

ah look at you you don't have a boyfriend no why not are you crazy bunny no is it because your

name's bunny no honestly you would think that that would be a reason why but no i don't know

i'm just not interested in anyone no not really why are you walking right now in this lonely ass

road that's kind of like in this in this kind of droomy day my uber just dropped me off i don't

really like letting people know where i live so i was walking from the holy really yeah

so what are you doing

like picking a dress like by your house and just say that's where i'm going i just dropped a pin

yeah oh smart smart you don't yeah you know what hey you can't be too careful absolutely

you know what i mean you're just so unforgettable that they might just come back on their time off

and oh don't say that they might come back you know yeah i guess i guess i don't think

i could do you like pain bunny because you got a lot of tattoos um

no but i like flowers so i have a lot of flower tattoos now if you were dating you know a skinny

boy over here like i feel like do you feel like you you you like you would be the dom in the in

the relationship i don't know i'm not really a dominant person no no i feel like you could still

dom him though i think it would be i think i don't know i think it would be fun to try doming somebody

but i just like i feel like you could you could still like like dom him you could style him too

dress him up in like the whole outfit like the whole like plastic and shit and put him in a

maid outfit a maid outfit what's up jody you want to be a maid huh he's quiet over there he's scared

he's actually behind the chair he's hiding behind the chair i'm so sorry on the other side of the

chair yeah jody come here man could you date her would you want to go on a date with her

i'd go on a date with her you would go on a date with her yeah what if she whipped out a dick

how would you handle that i wouldn't be rude you wouldn't be rude exactly see see you'd still

yeah see he'd be too nervous he would still take you on the date i'm screaming would you touch it

no okay i don't know when i'd whip my dick out on a date if i had one but like

you know it's good to know you want to go hang out with us

is that weird it is a little weird yeah oh okay we can just follow you home i do you want to ride

home i don't really fuck with that no not really um okay i don't even let the uber drop me off at

home like all right what's the craziest thing thing you've done for like for money have you

been to mardi gras have you shown your tits from like beads do they even do that anymore

i think they do actually but i haven't been to mardi gras so

yeah okay craziest thing i've done for money do you have underwear on is that a weird question

i do have underwear on some people don't wear underwear i get that you know let it loose can

i buy your underwear i i you know jody would you sell would you would you smell her underwear

smell my underwear if you would don't say anything i don't need to know he said he would

that's disturbing why i know what they do with

used panties but like i don't need to know personally would you smell his underwear if

i paid you absolutely not no no if you took them off it's just not a fragrance i want

you don't want to smell like smell what is you know package smells like no it can't be that bad

that's a very feral question but that can't be that bad i'll give you a thousand dollars you

smell his underwear i couldn't do it no i'm sorry not even a thousand bucks no i i feel like if i

were to smell his underwear i would smell his underwear i would smell his underwear i would

not be able to smell anything else like i don't know i don't know it's burning your nose

now remember we're talking about remember we're talking about virgin though we're talking about

virgin uh virgin still sweat yeah but you know it's virgin and didn't really go anywhere it's

gonna be sweat and pre-cum in those oh she said three cups i can't i can't i can't all right so

i'm serious though would you sell me your underwear for a thousand bucks no no no damn

it how about your shoes can i buy your shoes for a thousand bucks no i gotta walk back to my crib

what am i gonna buy okay all right just ask just ask maybe you can smell your shoes smell my shoes

yeah he could smell your shoes would you let him smell your shoe no no i'll give you a thousand

dollars let him smell your shoe no because then what if i burn his nose hairs with my feet

that's messed up all right i'm trying to give you money girl you're just like avoiding all all you're just

What do you do for a living?

I'm a server.

Okay, so you make nothing, and you don't want money.

Listen, I don't make nothing, but I work hard for the money I make.

Nothing. You work hard for nothing.

On the hourly, you're right.

On the hourly, right?

But the tips are fire. I'll take what I can get.

Well, I'm trying to give you tips.

Well, you're trying to...

I'll give you a $2,000 tip if you give me your underwear.

Oh my god, that's absurd.

It's for him.

This guy has probably never touched a woman's underwear.

Ever in his life.

So, I want him to feel what women's underwear feels like.

It probably feels the same as his underwear.

Wow.

Weird?

Because he wears girls' underwears?

Is that what you're saying?

No, oh my god.

Because he's a virgin?

Oh my god.

Because he's a virgin?

Because he looks like...

Now you're saying he looks like a guy that cross-dresses, huh?

He cross-dresses?

That was not my intention.

Wow.

But it all feels the same.

Jodi, do you wear women's underwear?

He says no.

I could assume for a man that they would be pretty uncomfortable.

Okay.

I could assume.

I could assume.

So, $2,000.

No.

Oh my god, you're being very difficult.

I'm sorry.

And I don't understand why, because they're just underwear.

You're right.

It's not that I'm going to go clone you or something.

Jesus, it's just underwear.

It is just underwear.

I did used to sell underwear way back in the day.

Whoa!

See?

Way back in the day.

Now you're being...

Way back in the day.

Okay, so what?

Way back in the day.

Well, now you're recovering fucking...

I'm thinking about it.

I need a moment to, like, process and see if...

Look, I just...

I just said, because they're easy...

They could slip right off, you know?

Like, you just have this skirt.

They could slip right off of you.

And it is starting to rain a little bit.

It's...

Yeah.

I can't be out here pantyless in the rain.

That's miserable.

Well, I'm saying...

I'm saying you better hurry up so you can make it home before it fully rains.

$2,000.

I am not taking them off on the side of the street.

No?

Why?

It just feels dirty?

Well, it feels dirty, and I'm...

It's...

It's...

There's people here.

This is a neighborhood.

Look, I have money.

I believe you.

I believe you.

So, do you want to come in here?

Open the door, Jodi.

Don't scare her.

Since it's just underwear, like...

Don't scare her.

...it would be fine.

Damn it, Jodi!

Oh, my God.

Okay.

What do you say?

Look, take a look inside.

Look, we're not...

Obviously, we're not here to hurt you.

Just come...

Come look inside.

We have a virgin here.

This guy can't do shit.

Okay.

Mr. Virgin.

All right.

I guess it's a little vibe back here.

But just for my underwear.

Yeah, yeah.

Just your underwear.

Whatever.

All right.

All right.

You promise you won't kidnap me?

With him?

Come on.

This is true.

All right.

I'm...

I'm joining.

I'm joining.

On my way.

Yeah.

Don't close it on yourself.

I definitely just did.

All right.

Have a seat.

Okay.

So, hi.

Nice to meet you.

Bunny.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

This is our...

Our virgin, Jodi.

I'm Jodi.

Hi.

I'm Bunny.

It's so dark outside.

I know.

It's because of the rain.

Yes.

It's such a gloomy day today.

It's kind of nice.

It's not like 100 degrees.

I'm happy about it.

Are you going to...

Are you going to take those off or...

Do you need help?

I...

I think I can do it by myself.

Okay.

I...

I appreciate you...

All right.

Don't...

Don't get weird, Jodi.

Don't do anything weird.

All right?

Okay.

Don't be Mr. Weirdo.

I'm just kidding.

Better handle her business on her own.

What?

I promised panties.

Oh, oh.

I'm seeing pussy.

Oh, my God.

We saw pussy.

Leave my coochie alone.

We saw pussy.

Please.

Panties.

Jodi.

Yes.

Put them in your mouth.

Oh, oh.

Put them in your mouth, Jodi.

Come on, Jodi.

I don't...

Come on, Jodi.

Come on.

Put them in your mouth.

I can't.

Shove it all in your mouth.

There you go.

I can't live without those.

Look at her.

Jodi.

Jodi.

I'm scared.

Jodi.

Yeah.

Maybe he's not...

Maybe he's not a virgin.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't...

I don't...

Oh, I don't know.

I'm a fan.

Okay.

I'm a fan.

I'm glad you like him.

Fuck.

You want to return the favor?

Put his underwear in your mouth?

I don't think so.

Okay.

I don't think...

I think I can live without it.

For sure.

I thought I'd try.

I thought I'd try.

Just give it one little...

You really...

You really want me to, like...

Yes.

Be up in his underwear?

But no, it's fine.

Yeah, it's fine.

No, I just thought maybe it...

But I thought we were connecting for a second.

I think so.

I think it would...

I'll give you points for humor for sure.

Give him a high five.

Give him a high five.

Give him a high five.

Give him a high five.

All right.

Good job, Jody.

Thank you.

You're probably still a virgin, though.

Sure do.

Full set of panties in his mouth.

I can't.

I'll tell you what, Jody.

I bet you don't got the balls to whip it out in front of her right now.

Oh, my God.

I don't know if I signed up for dick at this moment.

I'm just saying.

I don't think you...

What did he say?

You got the balls to do it?

No.

He said...

He said not right now.

See, I knew it.

He's a virgin.

I fucking knew it.

What, are you scared that it's soft?

Oh, look at him.

He's scared that it's soft.

See?

Only a virgin would care.

Right?

A real man wouldn't give a fuck if it's soft or hard.

He'd just whip it out and be like, here you go.

Here's my little baby.

Wee.

My bad, Javi.

Right?

Right?

You're bad, Javi.

Right?

Why are you worried about it?

I don't know why I'm worried about it.

Just take the fucking shit out, bro.

Yeah.

Okay.

Maybe he's not a fucking virgin.

I can't believe he just took his pants off.

I know.

I'm about to turn my face and get a face full of dick.

About to get a face full of dick, girl.

There you go.

See?

Now whip it around on her.

Go like this.

Wee.

Oh, my God.

Not the helicopter.

There you go.

See?

It's pretty cool.

Yeah.

I mean, I can't do it.

I can't do that.

I am.

Truly.

Now whip yours out.

Now whip your dick out.

Me and all my...

You know what I mean?

Shit.

Oh, man.

Man, you see?

You're pretty cool, Jodi.

Thank you.

You know what?

I'm glad I didn't kick you out of the van.

Oh, what?

Were you going to kick him out if you didn't whip it?

Well, I just...

I didn't trust him.

I didn't know who he was.

I mean, that's valid.

I don't know what a dick out has to do with trust, but like...

Well, you know.

You know.

Guy's got balls.

Look at him.

He just whipped it out.

Soft and everything.

He didn't give a fuck.

No fucks.

Look at him.

Stop jerking your dick, Jodi.

Full send.

Full send.

Full send?

It wasn't full send.

Soft launch?

No.

Soft launch.

That's a hard one.

You know what a soft launch?

I mean, it is...

I...

Okay.

Explain.

I don't know.

Just launch the soft dick at her.

I don't know.

Soft launch.

I don't know.

What's he going to do?

Fucking detach it and throw it at me?

So, take a look.

Does that look like a virgin?

Um, I don't...

Does that little...

I mean, he pulled his entire dick out.

I...

Does that little...

That little poor thing right there, does that thing look like it has been inside some pussy?

I don't...

I can't look at a dick until I can usually look at a face and know.

I wouldn't...

I was wrong.

I was...

Was I wrong?

I don't know.

I couldn't imagine somebody being a virgin.

Would you show us your tits for money?

No.

Why not?

This guy just...

I mean, it just...

It's just all out.

It's the way...

You want to give this guy some help here?

It's the way you asked.

Oh.

It's the way you asked.

You were like, tits for money?

I don't know if I could do that.

Would you show this virgin?

I want to...

You know what?

I don't think he's ever touched tits.

Do you...

Is it cool if he touched...

Like, I'll give you 500 bucks.

Just let him calm...

Like, palm a titty.

To palm a titty?

Yeah.

Do you have...

You said you don't have a boyfriend.

Did I ask you that?

No.

Yeah.

I mean, yeah, you did.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Okay.

So, like...

Is there...

In any way, shape, or form, can he grab a titty?

I mean, his whole dick is out.

I kind of feel bad if I don't let him...

There you go.

At least look at titties.

Good girl.

Look at you.

Okay.

All right.

I don't think he's ever seen a pair of tits.

I got you.

I got you.

Is that all you got to say?

Damn.

Dude, they're nice.

Can he...

Oh, dude, you got to ask.

Oh, can I ask?

I mean, it's too late.

It's already over.

Come on.

You can touch them.

It's fine.

I was too excited.

Jeez.

Just palms in.

See how he's grabbing them?

He's definitely a virgin.

I don't feel like he's grabbing them like they're...

They're not like...

Like he's scared.

Yo, you're grabbing them like they're fucking dog toys.

Would you...

They're not fucking little...

Yeah.

See?

See what I mean?

You see what I mean?

Does he now...

Now...

Now does he feel like a virgin?

I...

I don't...

He like straight palmed it.

I feel like he's excited for the titties, but maybe...

Maybe you've experienced titties.

Would you grab his dick?

Would you touch it?

Like, the guy had like enough balls to like whip it out.

This guy's just letting it all hang out like that.

I feel like I've definitely done worse, so it wouldn't be like...

Wow.

The worst thing in the world.

You know that was a diss, right?

No, no, no.

I mean, like touching like a stranger's like dick is like...

I don't know.

No, it's okay.

Like, you know what I mean?

Like, it feels so personal.

Like...

Yeah, I don't think he cares even if you did diss him.

He doesn't care.

Okay.

Is it okay?

Yeah.

Okay.

Don't come.

My hands are really...

Don't...

Don't come.

I'll try.

I'm trying.

My hands are really...

My hands are really cold, so I'm sorry.

It might make your dick situation worse.

I don't know.

You think he's a grower or a shower?

I don't know.

I don't know if he's tall and skinny.

Yeah.

He probably has a long dick.

I feel like every guy that's tall and skinny definitely has a long dick.

So, a grower.

I'll find out, though.

I'm sure.

Oh, really?

I mean, I'm touching his dick right now.

Oh, really?

My titties are out.

I would hope.

I would hope that my...

I'm enough to make somebody hard, but it has been a long time.

So, I don't know.

Well, especially a virgin.

There's no action happening right now.

I don't know if I believe that he's a virgin.

I think you should keep grabbing it.

I think you should keep grabbing it.

Okay.

It's so warm.

My hands are so cold.

I'm going to use you as a jack.

You know what is warm?

What?

Your mouth.

That's warm.

My mouth would be warm.

Yeah.

It should be about, what, 98.7?

I don't...

That's so specific.

I fucking guess.

I don't know what the microbiome of my mouth is right now.

100 per 3 if you have a fever.

Definitely don't have a fever.

So, we'll go with the 98.7, I suppose.

Alright.

If I can use your dick to keep my hands warm, I will keep your dick warm.

I feel like that's fair.

It's a fair trade?

Yeah.

Okay.

Cool.

My hand is still cold, though, so I'm definitely going to take advantage of this while I can.

I want to see if you can get it hard.

Can I have a hug?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, hell yeah.

There you go.

Okay.

I'm so sorry.

I had to for the one time.

You said it was something to experience.

So, I just needed...

I needed to experience it, you know?

Would you consider yourself good at giving head?

I don't know.

I haven't really, like...

I don't have, like, you know...

Yelp or any reviews, so I wouldn't...

A review?

Yeah.

I haven't...

I haven't had, like...

Would you want a review from him?

Yeah.

I think that'd be...

I think it'd be...

I think, yeah.

I mean...

You ever suck a virgin dick?

No.

I was also a virgin.

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you cool with getting lipstick on your dick?

Is that, like, a problem?

No problem.

Okay.

Look how nice she is.

I don't know.

I...

I gotta be...

If he is a virgin, it'd be a little weird if he got lipstick on his dick for the first time.

Well, he's not.

He's never gonna forget you.

I guess so, yeah.

Isn't that what they say?

You never forget your first?

Not even gonna lie, I don't remember who my first was, so I would...

Oh, wow.

What?

It's been a long time.

It's been a long time.

How does that feel, Jodi?

He's great.

Not better than your hand, huh?

Lucky you got him hard.

I was right.

He is definitely a grower.

I would have been a little sad.

If it were otherwise, but...

You have a big dick.

You're welcome, I guess.

I'm more just, like, observing.

But I definitely can't fit the whole thing inside of my mouth.

Don't be such a quitter.

Well, forgive me.

Shit.

I guess so.

You could go down your knees if you want.

I was gonna say, I'm gonna make use of...

Scoot over.

The blanket you got.

Ugh.

At least it's nice on my knees.

Y'all must have put some fucking thought.

Into this.

I don't sound like that.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna try not to wrap my mind around it right now.

As far as it goes.

Fucking hair.

This was not what I expected to do today, so I'm sorry.

Fucking eye is watering.

Crying in a van.

You wanna de-virginize them?

You wanna sit on it?

Since you're not wearing panties?

Yeah, I'm definitely...

I don't think I'm gonna be able to sit on all of it.

Let's try.

Let's try.

Can I take my dress off?

Sure.

Okay.

I'm really not trying to sit on it.

I'm really not trying to sit on it.

I'm really not trying to sit on it.

I've been sweating this for much longer.

Get it, Jodi.

Show you're not a virgin.

Get it.

Bang bros.

Most of it.

Bitch, she was hungry.

I'll admit, you're probably not a virgin.

But you're definitely not now.

Shit.

You need a...

Here, get her something to wipe herself with.

She'd be in the back there.

Damn, where are we at?

So, I guess we'll let you out, I guess.

Unless you want us to take you home, home.

Oh no, definitely not.

I will...

You just gotta give me some time to put my clothes on.

Yeah, at least you just have a dress.

Make sure you get all your money.

Yeah, grab all that money.

All that money's yours.

Thanks for the adventure.

That was crazy.

Definitely not what I thought I'd be doing today.

Yeah, you think you'd be de-virginizing someone today?

No, I did not.

No.

And you made some good money.

You got some good money.

You're gonna be okay?

We leave you here?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

You're gonna call the ride or whatever?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm walking.

Just say,

Hi, I've been fucked on the bus.

Hi, I'm Bunny Faye and I've been fucked on the bus.

Fangirl.

Fangirl.

Fangirl.

Fangirl.

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yo what the fuck is this guy what do you do what i'm jody johnson jody johnson yeah yeah what are you doing here who let you in this van i just found my way in but i'm here to bang oh god oh my god you see how he said it i'm here to bang bro listen we this is this bus is the world famous bang bus all right this is where guys get on here to fuck chicks all right bang them out i don't think you're ready for that life kid so you're gonna have to you're...