What's up?

Hey, Lawson.

What are you doing here? Jason's at work.

Perfect, because I came to talk to you.

To me? About what?

Are you the one who's been sending me suggestive messages online?

Um, no. Why?

Are you sure?

You mean to tell me this isn't you right here?

Mr. Big D Jones 69?

That is a good picture, but no, that's not me.

You sure? Because they've been leaving comments under all my photos.

Like, eggplant emoji, eggplant emoji, eggplant emoji, splash emoji, winky emoji, fire emoji.

And then there's this one.

I know Jason ain't hitting it right.

Now,

Now, who else would know Jason is my boyfriend other than his best friend and roommate?

Look, I didn't mean to put all those comments, but I just knew Jason was a satisfying you right, so I just wanted to get your attention.

He's doing what he can. He makes me happy.

I mean, I always hear you guys fucking, and where does he last? Two minutes? Three?

Stop!

This is a world record.

He is a really nice guy, okay? And that's supposed to be your best friend anyways.

I mean, we are, but I just feel like he's not satisfying you enough.

Well, so then, did you mean to send me this photo?

I did.

That's photoshopped, isn't it? That's edited.

You think that's photoshopped?

It looks totally edited. Like, there's no way you're actually packing like that.

That's... certainly me.

Really? Every inch?

Yeah, Liv, that's me.

Can I see it?

Um, but what about Jason?

Oh, so now you're going to wimp out?

You didn't seem to mind before.

I know, but he could be coming anytime soon, but...

I mean, you would know, wouldn't you? You think we'll have time?

I think he gets off the court, too.

Can you last more than three minutes?

I think I got it in me.

You know, it has been a while since I've had a real orgasm.

Is that right? It's time that we do that and get a settlement?

See if it weren't lying between you and I.

Jason can't reach the back of my throat.

I have a mouth on it. It'd be busting.

She's twerking.

Tastes so good.

You've done some magic.

You're fucking me up, Sonoma.

Yes.

Oh, that pussy's so tight.

Jason don't throw fuck you like this, does he?

I can't throw balls to you.

Last two years.

You ain't been taking this so good.

You're taking this so good.

I think I could last longer than three minutes.

Jason said work more often.

Shit.