Thank you so much for doing this for me, Ms. Revamped. If I don't pass these tests, then they're going to hold back my diploma. I understand. But it's the new state standard....
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Thank you so much for doing this for me, Ms. Revamped.
If I don't pass these tests, then they're
going to hold back my diploma.
I understand.
But it's the new state standard.
With the low test scores and IQs of graduates these days,
the state had to do something.
Yeah, but it just sucks that everyone's already graduated
and gone on summer vacation.
I'm stuck in here cramming.
I'm 18, and college is going to hold this over my head.
Well, you're just going to have to pass these tests.
So let's get started.
OK.
The big five.
Right now in California, students
are graduating with a fifth grade level
of mathematics comprehension.
The state would like to bring that up
to at least a junior high level.
And so expect some long division and easy algebra.
I hate math.
Apparently, everybody does.
Nothing but dummies coming out.
Don't.
Now, 75% of the test is going to be multiple choice
process of elimination.
So right off the bat, you're going
to be able to cross off one or two answers
as impossibilities.
Are you OK?
Can you go to the bathroom?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Just a little pain.
Maybe you should get that checked out.
No, no, no.
It's OK.
I know what it is.
What is it?
Blue balls.
My girlfriend didn't want to go all the way with me last night.
Again, she said she's saving it.
It's fine.
You can keep going.
As I was saying, you'll be able to cross off
at least two answers and make it 50-50.
All right, Mr. Blue balls.
Go to the bathroom and jerk off.
Maybe that will clear your head.
I can't jerk off.
I have nothing to watch.
Use your phone.
I can't use my phone.
It's got a parental lock on it because I tried
downloading too much porn.
Someone could see me in the bathroom.
Then do it here.
Can I watch you?
I guess so.
I just can't stand to see you in so much pain.
So empty those swollen balls.
Could you turn around so you're not watching?
I could have been embarrassed.
Why?
You have a really nice ass.
Can I see more of it?
You have a really nice ass.
Can I lick it?
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah.
Yes.
I want to watch you from the front.
Oh.
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