Hey.

Hi, it's so good to meet you.

You're Delilah, right?

I am Delilah.

Delilah, it's Delilah what?

Delilah Dagger.

Delilah Dagger, oh my gosh.

I need a dagger necklace so people know.

You even wear it on your neck.

I do, I don't like to be forgotten.

I like the sounds of this.

Let's walk a little.

Okay.

How are you doing?

I'm good.

Delilah, this little outfit you've got going on here

is special.

It is, it's fun.

It is very special.

Wow, okay.

I like it.

It's nice to be able to wear my clothes.

It's really cold where I came from.

It's cold?

It's snowing.

It's snowing tomatoes. Really?

Where is this?

You gotta tell us.

Detroit, Michigan.

Detroit, Michigan.

Detroit, Michigan.

Okay, wow.

Are you like an eight mile kind of girl?

East side, eight mile and shader.

You what?

East side, eight mile and shader.

It's my home.

That's where I grew up.

I don't live there anymore.

You don't live there anymore?

Not directly there.

That's probably a good thing, right?

I definitely wouldn't say it if I lived there still.

Right, okay.

Wow, okay.

This is cute here.

Yeah, let's go over here.

Do you have a seat?

Chattel?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

It might be a little wet, but.

Hold on, hold on.

Let's see.

Is there something dry?

I'll just sit on my legs.

Oh, right, maybe on the end?

Hold on a second.

Oh yeah, that's dry.

You sit right there.

Right here?

Yeah.

I love my butthole.

Don't make fun of me.

I'm too late.

I'm already making fun of you.

Okay, yes.

I'll make fun of you back though.

So as long as you can take it, you can dish it.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got all that.

Always.

So.

So.

What do we need to know about you?

Oh man, I don't know.

There's a lot to me.

Really?

Yeah.

What would we like to know?

I like those little titties of yours.

The little bows.

Yeah, that too.

Yeah, I'll take the back.

Um.

And uh.

Sorry about that.

Fun fact, slightly scared of large dogs.

You are?

Yeah.

Why?

Cause they're bigger than me.

They're not trained and they jump on me.

I'm on the ground.

I'm done for.

You're not very big, huh?

I know, or strong.

How tall are you?

Five feet on the dot.

Stand up.

Let me take a closer look.

You can tell me I was my butt wet.

I can what?

Is my butt wet?

Uh, no.

No, you're good.

Let me see, let me see.

Back up just a hair.

Oh my gosh.

Look at that little five foot.

What do you weigh?

100 pounds.

100 pounds.

Yeah, fluctuates, but.

Fluctuates, okay.

Have a seat.

Um.

Detroit.

Detroit.

Michigan.

Yeah.

Rock.

It was a childhood.

Uh, Motor City.

Yeah, something like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, not really, but that's what they call it.

Yeah.

Why do they say that?

That's where they are.

That's where it started, but it's not there anymore.

Where is it now?

Um, Oakland County, north.

Oh.

Oh, so it's there, but it moved.

It's in the state, but it moved.

We lost Pontiac, like GM's there, the big three,

but like they're everywhere now, so it's like.

Yeah.

Okay.

And you, what do you like to do in your free time?

Oh man, free time's crazy.

You don't really have that shop.

Mm, relax.

Wait, why don't you have any?

Always working.

Oh, okay.

Always working.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Like, um, by working, you mean hoeing it up or what?

I mean, scenes, content.

Oh, okay.

Chatting with the fans.

Okay.

You know, all of them, they're very, you know.

They're needy.

Attached, yeah.

I didn't want to say that.

Well, you know, they're, you're their lifeline.

Yeah, I really am.

So 24-7.

You're keeping them coming.

Oh, keeping them?

They better be.

Exactly.

Sometimes I think they just want to talk to me

because I'm just a gem.

You're just fun.

So fun, such a great attitude.

Speaking of them coming, you like them?

Yeah.

Where do you like it?

Mm, mouth, easier clean up.

Oh, okay.

That's your first preference?

Top tier, yeah.

Okay.

As long as you're a healthy boy.

Okay, all right.

Let me put some electricity in my shit.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

I think we have some people headed towards us.

A lot of dogs.

We'll have to relocate.

Yeah.

All right, let's move along.

Okay.

Now that we got the hell out of there.

That was a lot.

A lot of people.

Yeah, I couldn't believe that.

People, dogs, there's a lot going on.

Do you like people?

Generally speaking, no.

No, okay.

But like.