Can I help you?

Uh, hi. Yeah, sorry to bother. Is...

Is there a, um, Paul Thomas here?

Uh, that's my stepdad, but they're gone right now.

Oh, okay. Well, um, I guess

tell him when he gets back that he has a daughter named Lulu.

What? Yeah, from, you know, when he was traveling

around China and stuff. Uh, what the fuck?

Yeah, I don't know. I've never met him. My mom just kind of told me, and I just

sort of found out, so I thought maybe I'd try to find him, but, you know,

he's never seemed to give a shit or know or care,

so just, yeah, I guess let him know when he

gets back. Um, yeah. Well, actually,

wait, do you want to come inside for a bit or something, or

you know? Um...

Like, wait for him to get home or something? Yeah, yeah.

Probably shouldn't be too much longer. I mean, yeah, I came

out all this way anyway, so... Yeah. Sure.

So, is there, uh, you know, more to the story, or, you know, what happened?

Um, I don't know. All I really know is

my mom met him while he was traveling,

um, got pregnant with me, and then never saw him again.

So, yeah, that's...

all the information I've got, she just had his name, and

I kind of tracked him down from there. God, what? What a fucking

scumbag. It's actually really frustrating, because

that would mean that he's been cheating on my mother.

Really? Oh, shit. That's

fucked up. Yeah. Wait, do you think he's still doing it?

Because, like, you know, I was born a while ago. Yeah, no, that would be

funny if he was. Um, I actually, you know, if you don't mind, like,

do you care if you, like, stayed for a bit? So, like, so we could both confront him on this?

Well, I mean, I stayed to meet him, so that's fine.

Um, confronting, like, yeah? Yeah, that's...

we totally can. Okay, yeah, because that's some bullshit. Sure.

Um, yeah, I don't mind staying, but, uh, I'm pretty, like, tired

after traveling and stuff. Do you think maybe I could go shower?

Yeah, of course. The shower's just up there. Okay, cool.

I will be back. Thank you. Alright, of course. Let me know if you need anything.

Okay. Basically, we just met. Awkward stuff sometimes

happens. It's kind of awkward, you know, I work many steps

There are worse things, I guess.

Um, you know, it's actually kind of funny. It reminds me of a

story my mom told me. I guess, like, one of the

when she wanted to, like, fuck my dad for the first time,

um, she accidentally walked in on him, too, and, like,

saw everything, but, I mean, that worked out.

She said, you know, she saw his huge dick and that was it, so...

I guess, well, at least I'm not lacking in that department.

I'm a little excited myself, so...

Yeah, like I said, you know, we're basically strangers, you know? Right.

Oh, damn.

Oh, I'm just excited.

Mmm, I really did this.

Mmm.

Mmm!

Well.

Wow, that's for sure.

You gonna take a ride on it?

That would be fun, too.

My sister today.

My face, oh my God!

All over me.

Oh, yeah.

God.

It tastes good, though. That was pretty fun,

Yeah.

I guess I should clean up so that we can

confront Paul, right?

Who the fuck is Paul?

I said I was looking for Paul Thomas, and you said that was your stepdad.

No, my stepdad's name is John.