So yeah, I always wonder, right, the reason why, because you are a Latina, right?

Yeah.

You are Mexican.

Mexican and Spanish.

But you don't know how to speak Spanish.

I never understood that.

How that happened?

Oh, I was raised in Southern California.

My family just didn't speak Spanish, so I never learned, but I always wanted to learn.

And then I love your accent.

It's so beautiful.

And I was like, I want her to teach me how to speak Spanish.

Well, actually, being a Latino and not having an accent, it's kind of good.

It's strong.

It's depressing.

Oh, I know what I'm saying.

Right?

So you could, like, actually, like, just totally, like, fake being, you know.

White?

White.

Or at least being born here.

I don't even know what his fucking analogy, when it comes to Latinos are.

But anyway.

Yeah.

Yeah, sucking dick in Spanish is totally different.

Sucking dick?

Yes.

I thought you were going to teach me how to speak Spanish.

Yes, but you have to learn how to suck dick.

In Spanish, too.

That's the whole point.

Oh.

It's not like you're a teacher, you know.

So I want you to, like, whenever I see your next movie, I want you to, like, totally be,

like, 100%.

Like, super Mexican.

Yeah.

Like, you're going to be sucking dick with a fucking sombrero and a taco on your hand.

Talk shit.

Rolling my eye.

Like, brrrr.

And using that tongue different.

Brrrr.

You see what you can do?

I can do it.

I just can't put the words together right.

It always comes out wrong.

Ricky Ricardo.

Oh, Ricky Ricardo.

I can see it.

Why?

No.

No.

Ricky.

That's too many R's.

No.

Ricky.

There you go.

Ricardo.

Ricardo.

There you go.

That's a little better.

You still sound white as shit, though.

I do sound white.

Huh?

I do.

Yeah.

But it's okay.

So this is what's going to happen.

It's very simple.

Like, you know, when I suck dick, you know, I used to, like, imagine a song.

So I always, like, imagine some salsa or some mariachis when I get into it.

And, you know, it's going to be awesome.

I'm just going to teach you.

I'm going to teach you some words that you need to start using because you are Latina

and we need to embrace that.

All right?

Okay.

I brought a dick for you.

I'm going to go pick it up.

Like a dildo?

Not exactly.

He's as useless as a dildo.

But.

Oh.

He.

It's a he.

He.

He's as useless as a dildo.

Oh, I don't know about that.

The only thing.

The only thing that is good about him.

He doesn't talk back.

Dumb as a rock.

Because I don't like it when they talk back.

No, he doesn't.

You know how that is.

He doesn't.

Some things about me are still Latina.

I'm in charge.

He doesn't.

I'm going to go ahead and bring it right now.

Okay.

Oh, man.

A real dick.

This will be interesting.

Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

So that's who I brought.

Yeah.

I told him to dress for the occasion.

But of course, he's white.

Look how he came.

It matches.

Well, he tried.

I did.

See, it's Latin.

But no, you.

No.

It's Latin.

Go ahead and tell the Brazilians that he's Latin.

I'm going to tell you why he's Latin.

That's not going to go well.

Let's say he tried.

He's going to be the boy toy of the day.

Let's just get him.

You couldn't even fucking get a tan, bro.

Like, Jesus fucking Christ.

His shoes are orange.

Get up so we can get you naked because this is not about you.

Two shorts?

What the fuck is this?

Double shorts.

Two shorts?

Two.

Whoa.

I do.

I told you.

Anyway.

Yeah.

Okay.

I think we should get ready.

First, you need to get very fucking comfortable because.

Nice butt.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

It's super important that you have restrictions, so you need to, like, get naked.

Like, naked naked?

Like, naked naked.

It's super important that you don't have restrictions because restrictions suck when you suck in

dick in Spanish.

They suck when you suck in dick in Spanish.

Yeah.

I never knew it was such a thing.

Like, I didn't even know it was different in Spanish.

No, yeah.

Totally different.

You've got to, like, talk with your eyes and your hands a lot.

Could you please get up?

Thank you.

Yes.

You want me?

Yeah.

Thank you very much.

Awesome.

So, we're going to do this.

I tell you, that's the only good thing about him.

Do you want a pillow for your knees?

I want a pillow for my knees, yes.

Thank you.

It's so thoughtful.

So, this is called a pinga.

Pinga.

Pinga.

I got it.

Oh, I did it on the first try.

Pinga.

Well, in his case, rosada.

What does that mean?

Pink.

Pink.

Yes.

So, rosada.

Rosada.

Rosada.

Rosada.

Perfect.

Because if it would be black.

With a th or a d.

Is it a d?

With a d.

Rosada.

D, d.

With a d.

Rosada.

Because if the pinga would be black, it would be chocolate.

Chocolate.

So, this is a pinga rosada.

Pinga rosada.

Nope.

Got it?

Oh, I got it.

Okay.

I don't know if I'll remember that later.

So, we're going to start.

I'm going to imagine a fucking song on your head.

And you're going to start sucking like that.

Good job.

There you go.

Pinga.

Rosada.

No.

Did I get it?

You got it.

Good job.

It seems the same in English.

Just think Spanish.

How do you say it again?

Pinga.

Pinga.

Pinga.

Pinga.

Pinga.

Good job.

You got it.

Good job.

So, his name is going to be Roberto.

Roberto.

Wait, his name is really Rafa.

Rafael.

Rafael.

No.

Rafa.

What?

Rafa.

Rafael.

You fucking it up.

You fucking it up.

Rafa.

What?

What?

on it. That's how you're supposed to do it. Go ahead and choke on the dick. Will I learn to speak

Spanish that way? We'll see. Choke on it. Yes. Suck that dick nice and hard like that. Good job. Yes.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good. It's like a Tempur-Pedic bed. It goes right on your throat. Very nice.

I'm gonna leave both of you and you're gonna tell me if she does it right or wrong, okay? Okay. So

make sure that everything has to be in Spanish, okay? Papi. Okay. Papi. Que rico. Que rico.

Que rico.

Que rico. Mm-hmm. You know the words. Make sure she says them all, okay? Leche. Leche. Leche.

Leche. All right. What is that? Milk. That's at the end. That's at the end? Whoa. I forgot all the

words she told me to say. It's okay. I don't know Spanish anyhow. I'll get you off before she even

knows. I have bomb pussy anyway. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. That cunt's huge. Oh, you like that big fat ass? Mm-hmm.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Papi, that's about all I remember. Oh, yeah. You like that big brown ass,

don't you? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Grub that fat ass. Yeah, grub.

мало mentido. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh yeah. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. Yes more. Yes. Oh, more.

Fuck yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, you're turning the pussy up. Oh, it's hurting so good.

Oh, my God. I feel so weird. Ugh, yeah. Ugh. Maybe you want to come. Yeah. No. Oh, fuck you.

я

Oh, I know you like that pussy, don't you?

Oh, you can't do it anymore?

What? You can't stand it anymore?

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, don't stop.

Oh, don't stop. Don't stop.

Oh, it's so good.

Oh.

Pussy makes you want to cum, doesn't it?

Pussy makes you want to cum, doesn't it?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, you want to cum for me, don't you?

I can tell you're resisting it now.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Fucking cock feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh, give it to me.

Oh, yes, give it to me.

I want it so bad.

Oh, fuck.

Mm-mm.

Oh, fuck yes.

Pussy feels good, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh.

Oh, I'm begging for more.

Give it to me.

It's so fucking hot.

Leche.

Was that one of the words she taught me?

I think so.

Oh.

Well, don't tell her that I didn't learn how to suck dick in Spanish.

No words.

A plus, baby.