I can't fucking believe I'm in detention on a Saturday.

Uh, Principal Wallace is the worst.

I'm late half the time and I get detention.

That's so stupid.

Is that? I have an A now.

Ooh.

A piece of shit.

You need some tape or something for that?

I've been here all day.

Have you been here the whole time?

I just said I've been here all day.

If you were a little more observant maybe you'd be passing your classes and you wouldn't be here on a Saturday.

I'm so sorry.

Look, Lulu.

This is grounds for expulsion.

I mean, you come in here, you vandalize the principal's desk.

Fuck you, dick.

Really?

I'm so sorry.

Please, I can't. I can't get expelled.

My parents are going to kill me.

I'm trying to get into really good colleges.

I cannot get expelled.

Is there anything I can do?

Look, no.

I've had enough of you.

Honestly, I don't even want to see you on campus anymore.

Look, you're a complete disgrace.

This is unacceptable.

There has to be something, though.

Like, I will literally do anything.

I cannot get expelled.

Start behaving. Maybe that's something that you can do.

You can start fucking behaving.

You can show up to class on time.

You can turn in your assignments.

You can stop fucking boys in the stairwell.

Yeah, I know about that, too.

Maybe I'll stop in the stairwell, but what if I...

If you do what?

I said fucking boys.

I mean, what about...

Does that make things better, sir?

No, if you're insinuating what I think you're insinuating, absolutely not.

Are you sure?

Pretty sure.

Different story.

Look, that's not...

No.

You're going to be expelled. That's it.

Am I?

Excuse me.

Whoa, hold on.

That doesn't feel like expulsion.

I told you I'd do anything.

Yeah, but this is unacceptable.

Lulu, stop.

I don't think you want me to.

You're a bad fucking girl, you know that?

Are you going to discipline me?

No.

Is this how you got an A in Mr. Dean's class?

Maybe.

A few of the girls have blown me before, but I never actually fucked.

Well, I'd love to be your first.

Let me see you get naked.

Nipple piercings.

Somebody's a bad girl.

Go pick up that sign that you made.

So lovingly put your hard dedication into making.

So is that what you want to do?

Want me to?

Yeah, get on my desk.

Put both legs up there.

Full slut naked in my office.

Does this mean I'm not getting expelled?

Fine.

No expulsion, but detention next Saturday, young lady, for messing up my office.

Of course.

All right, Lulu, don't let it happen again.