No, no. I mean, if he was in the girl's bathroom, it was probably because he was being gender conscious. There's probably new stalls in the boy's bathroom. Wait, you teach your son to go sit down when he pees? Well, yeah. If he stands up, he gets it everywhere. What if I aim it for him?...
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No, no. I mean, if he was in the girl's bathroom, it was probably because he was being gender conscious.
There's probably new stalls in the boy's bathroom.
Wait, you teach your son to go sit down when he pees?
Well, yeah. If he stands up, he gets it everywhere.
What if I aim it for him?
What the fuck? You hold it for him?
God, I think you're more kinky than I am.
No. Let's just get the boys in here.
Hey, Lucky. Get your ass in here.
Let me get that for you.
Oh my god. Absolutely fuck.
Tell me what happened.
I got pushed into the bathroom and I got reported.
That's not how I remember it, but okay.
How was I supposed to know you had such a big dick?
I just want to see you push Miss Karen over that sink and bust a load into her.
It's my fault. It's their house.
No, no. It's totally okay.
I am totally okay with this.
As long as it was consensual, of course.
The one thing I will never do.
I will not let happen.
Is my son sent his sperm onto the floor.
It's just such a waste in the kingdom of God.
Oh my god. You are kinky.
Maybe you could teach my son something.
He thinks he's God's gift to women.
Does he really have a big one, though?
Oh, yeah. Way bigger than his father's.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
I want to see.
I can work something out.
Come on, Joshua.
Show Miss Leah Johnson there will be no masturbating in this house.
Make yourself useful.
No, I'm not going to do it right here.
He's just nervous.
Come here. I'll take you to the couch.
I'll help you.
Okay.
I told you it was big.
You sure did.
Mom, what are you doing?
I'm just looking.
Can I touch it?
Is it okay to touch?
Of course.
It would be a sin to waste a seed.
Ugh. We wouldn't want him to sin.
Mom, you can't do that.
We wouldn't want him to sin.
It's okay. This is good. This is healthy.
It's better to do it than him to sin.
You're a soul, too.
All right, son.
I tried.
Like that?
Mm-hmm.
Such a good job.
Like that?
Mm-hmm.
Sure.
He's looking at us.
Ooh.
I feel like we're both pregnant, too.
I feel like we're pregnant, too.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Over there.
Yeah?
I want some of that.
I want some of that.
Oh, yes.
Mm-hmm.
I want that.
It's so good.
I want that.
Thank you, too.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
I'm actually pretty good at this.
I'm so good.
That was all good.
Mm-hmm.
You just wrapped her up yourself.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
What we need to do for our boy is not to waste the precious seed.
I agree.
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