I want to see that booty.

It's like my one accidental tattoo.

How was that accidental?

It's the only one I've ever not planned.

I was just super drunk in Vegas.

Oh, were you?

I got a tattoo.

Vegas? Oh, no.

Yeah.

No, it's good.

Playboy money.

I'm going to get sued for trademark infringement, but...

It's my tattoo.

He's dead, so fuck him.

It's my tattoo. Whatever.

Are those natural?

Mine? Yeah. Everything's natural.

Except the hair.

I did get extensions, but that's it.

You look really nice, babe.

Thank you.

That's it.

They would be.

I didn't feel like doing the whole belt.

I like different.

A little bit.

Shy, you know? Sometimes.

But I get by easily.

But, like, the noise.

Like, especially when guys are, like, moaning and, like, girls are moaning.

Like, I watch a lot of lesbian porn.

I love, like, just the noise of, like, pleasure.

It really gets me going.

I like watching it.

Watching a guy jerk his dick.

Like, dick pics are out.

Jerk-off videos are in.

Like, if you send a girl a jerk-off video with sound on, like...

That's it.

She'll respond a lot better.

Oh, yeah.

Pure masturbation.

Like...

What do they call it?

Spank bang.

There you go.

Spank make material.

So...

Yeah.

When was the last time you were fucked?

Uh...

I don't know.

Because my...

My tits can actually wrap around...

I've been a 36D since, like, 8th grade.

So...

Yeah.

I thought I stuffed in middle school.

I don't stuff.

True.

Yeah.

Back problems for life.

I feel like he's a pleaser.

Great tooth.

Boys just have to warn you.

Clamp down.

The teeth move even.

It's definitely...

Pretty tight.

So...

That was a lot.

Doing a pretty good job.

A whole amount of it, though.

I'm selective.

I'm selective.

I'm selective.

I'm selective.

I'm selective.

I'm selective.

I'm selective.

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I just found out.

Last.

Seeing some mascara run down my skin.

I was hoping to be like that.

I hope so, but I don't know.

Yeah.

So far I'm having fun.

So far so good.

Who said I have really small nipples?

I don't know.

You have small nipples?

Perfect, I'm serious.

Are we at work? I'm like, come on, girls, just chill.

Ready?

Just chill.

Oh, I'll suck that.

Come on.

Give me that again.

Reverse glory hole.

It is reverse glory hole.

There you go.

That should be a scene.

You like the bucket?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Maybe.

I could get some wine.

Mmm.

You get a silky mouth.

Mmm.

That's good, baby.

Ass is pretty firm, though, huh?

It was just like day yesterday.

Part of the tongue or the tits?

I think I'm pretty damn good.

Let's hope it's a pretty pussy.

I mean, a whole lot of those that work out like me.

I'm getting lots of energy.

I'm neither of those things.

Energy.

Maybe.

Uh-huh.

I am.

I mean, I'm sure a girl is shorter than me, too, that's for sure.

Where at first?

She's really tight.

Well, yeah, I'm getting you in me.

She's just tight, so I was trying to find...

No, you couldn't come to your booth.

Oh, come to my booth?

Yes.

I thought I was supposed to be a glory hole.

I'm going to get us in here.

Big to make you come.

Me?

Yeah.

It's mental.

If I won't let myself, I have full control.

Do you have to be on top?

No, actually.

If I just, uh, I'm choosing, yeah.

I'm a pleaser, so it's a lot harder for me to, like, let myself...

Just release it, you know?

Yeah.

You know?

Let myself enjoy it.

But I am a drip.

Are you dripping?

I should probably take, like, a break just to, you know, let her alone.

No, stay wet.

Stay wet.

Oh, yeah, you're dripping down your leg.

That's hot.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, stay wet.

Stay messy for me.

Stay wet.

Oh, gosh.

Okay.

Are you going to shower?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Not today.

If I'd known, I would have had my toys and, like, my butt plug in and stuff.

I don't want to, you know...

At least I'm short enough for this side.

Truly.

On the floor, yes.

But that's people's feet.

It's definitely not the poor pussy.

I'd try it.

Mm-hmm.

As long as she's into it, too.

Yeah.

Because if she's into it, then it's, like, a fucking huge draw.

I have the IUD.

I ain't want no kids.

What are you doing on that?

I am adopting when I'm older.

Yeah, nice.

I was going to get labioplasty.

No.

I'm trying to make that pussy small.

I don't know.

I'm going to try and do it.

I want to ride you.

Is that what you're saying?

Oh, you want to ride him?

I'm short as fuck.

I feel like he's too tall for this.

Are you too tall for this?

Mm.

He's fucking huge.

He's fucking huge.

He's fucking huge.

He's fucking huge.

He's fucking huge.

He's fucking huge.

He's fucking huge.

I mean, I've ridden huge.

Yeah, I can ride huge.

Let's go.

Let's go in the theater.

You want to go in the theater room, sir?

Okay.

We got a right and a left.

A right and a left.

What does that mean?

And then a left.

Oh, where we were?

Yep.

Oh, there.

He's already, like, pouring play for you.

Oh, that's the other girl coming.

I'm just kidding.

He's just lucky because I like BBC.

That's all.

That's a compliment, right?

I appreciate that.

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That's fucking good.

What are you doing?

Let's squeeze that out.

Did I drain you?

Oh shit.

That's not good.

That's not good.

I want to tell all the poor little guys out there that I enjoy PDC a lot.

That shit's funny.

Shake it off a little bit.

We'll all be happy.

I think he's drained.

He's ready to pass out.

He's like, I'm going to go to bed.

You're probably going to do pre-workout and go to the gym.

And I'm like, no, I'm fucking going to bed.

Let's go home and take a nap.

Maybe smoke a little first.

And then take a nap.

It's painful.

You want to get me going again?

What, you can't handle it?

Yes, I can.

You want to get me going again?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Mmmmm.

He's laughing at me.

Well, that's fun.

Yeah, it was.

What, a good ending too?

Maybe a better day.

You no longer regret that time, huh?