Naughty America. Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Oh, uh, hey, um, I wasn't expecting you here.

You can come on in.

Thank you.

So, um, I'm guessing you're back from college for a little bit?

Yeah, a little break.

Okay, how's everything going there?

I registered for way too many classes this term, so, um...

It's a little challenging?

Yeah, it is.

Gotcha.

Uh, yeah, actually I came because, um, my wife, I just dropped her off at the airport this morning.

She's going to be out of town for a week.

Uh, I was waiting for your dad, actually, because generally I bring a set of keys here

that I give to him in case I get locked out, because that's what I do generally.

Don't ask me why.

Um, so yeah, so in case I get locked out, at least he knows I can come pick up the set of keys and get myself in, so...

Wow.

Well, he's not here at the moment, but I can, I can totally just take them, and when he gets home, I can give them to him if he wants.

Okay, yeah, that would be great.

Uh, do you want those?

Yeah, um, how long did you say your wife was out of town?

Uh, yeah, a week, so...

Jeez.

Yeah, she's been, uh, she's been a lot of out-of-town gigs and everything, so...

It's cool.

I'm off to the gym right now, so I'm going to go.

Yeah, here, sorry.

Okay, well, good seeing you.

Bye-bye.

It's me at the gym right now.

I'm getting buff and sweaty.

I'd be here for him.

I wouldn't leave on trips all the time.

I want to take care of my man.

I put my phone, so, uh, I stopped, like, but, uh, I mean, did you use the key?

Like, why are you wearing my wife's clothes?

I know, it looks bad.

No, no, no, I mean, don't, I mean, it's, it's cold, though, but it's just kind of...

Just trying to understand here, like, uh...

I just, I just wanted to kind of see what she wears when you guys...

Yeah?

Make love, I guess.

Do you like...

I'm really sorry.

Is that what you like?

Yeah.

Did you find some stuff, some nice stuff to wear?

She has very beautiful lingerie.

Yeah?

Um, I was there for a couple minutes.

Um, I think I heard you say my name, too.

What's up with that?

I don't know.

I find you attractive.

I like you, and sometimes I fantasize about you.

Yeah?

See, that way you just, uh, took the key and, uh, you didn't wait, what, like, 20 minutes?

You were already in here.

That's fine.

You do look pretty in the, uh, my wife's lingerie.

Yeah.

So that's what you wanted, right?

This is happening.

I never expected this to happen.

I never...

Yeah?

Am I dreaming right now?

Maybe.

I don't know.

I don't know how it tastes.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Let me help you with those.

Yeah.

Do you like that?

Yeah.

Much better than my hand.

Yeah?

Uh-huh.

Um, I was already so close to coming.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Maybe I can help you with that.

Uh-huh.

See what's in there?

You're opening your gift.

That's what Janet gets to have.

Uh-huh.

Your wife is very lucky.

You're not going to tell anyone about this, right?

No.

You better not tell your daddy, either.

I'll just put you in my mouth.

Well, you're doing good.

I can smell your cum.

Like, you smell good.

Oh, you like the mommy?

Yeah.

She's right over there.

Okay.

Jeez.

Sorry.

Oh, yeah.

It's still hard to believe you're uncircumcised.

Yes.

I thought so.

Uh-huh.

Looks like you learned a few tricks in college, huh?

Maybe.

Mm-hmm.

I think your little pussy's going to take that.

You want me to take that?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

You want toeff we doo?

You want to have sex with me?

Of course.

Well, you came to my house, masturbating on my bed, wearing my wife's clothes, so...

You want to have sex with me?

Sounds like that was kind of your plan from the beginning.

It was my fantasy from the beginning.

Well, there you go.

Sometimes fantasy come true.

Look around.

We can get on the bed now.

Yeah.

Lay down.

There you go.

Don't worry.

I have some glue.

I always need some with my wife.

Oh?

need some with my wife so i'm guessing you're a little different oh my god do you feel good

that's fine it's just as tight as my wife

i didn't even know what's going on you're good i love it i love it like this oh my god

so good the juice over that dick comes second first look at your hot body this was all inside

of me of course i think you're ready to ride that dick yeah watch your ass now keep going please

i'll break gently you know what i'm gonna turn around turn around yeah get in between my legs

and jerk my dick i'm gonna swallow my cup just like my wife does lucky her well today it's lucky

yeah i get to taste you today oh yeah i'm gonna forget this taste is it just as good as your fancy

what's better because it's real

oh that was a lot of fun huh yes it was did you have fun yeah of course i had fun

good did you have fun of course uh one thing do you like do you mind keeping that between us

like our own little dirty secret yeah because my wife she wouldn't be happy about that and uh

your dad i don't think he would be happy about that either yeah okay that's true

yeah i won't tell anyone cool i think we're gonna take a little nap now all right then

hey wait wait what about the keys we can't live without the keys because i'm gonna probably

lock out in three days so i need you guys to have the keys right got it um same time tomorrow maybe

yeah yeah okay bye alex naughty a man

a time like me

but i'm gonna treat you like a baby

bye alex

America, nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.