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Just for us.

Oh man.

We're just clapping.

Alright, welcome to another episode of a fucking podcast with me, your host Shono.

And we got Kay Lovely, Clark Kent.

This is a very special episode because it's Easter Sunday.

Oh, I thought you were going to say because we fucked.

We did fuck.

Yeah.

That also makes it special.

So, Easter, what are your old plans?

Hmm, I'm having a little Easter picnic today with some porn friends, so that's going to

be fun.

So, you were telling me about this earlier and you were telling me about all the people

who are going, and I noticed my name wasn't on the list.

But did you DM me on Twitter when you see me tweeted out who wants to come?

No.

I don't follow your Twitter all the time.

I get a lot of heart feelings.

What do you mean?

When I see you on Twitter, you're always banging these other guys.

Only sometimes it's me.

Well, that is a mutual thing.

I miss you too.

But, so, it wasn't a conscious thing to not invite me.

It wasn't because your feelings are so strong.

Do you want to come?

Please come.

I have to work.

I'm doing podcast all day.

Okay, well then, fuck you.

That's why I invited you here, to celebrate Easter with me.

Oh, well, yeah.

Well, on the Lord's Day, we have sex in this house.

That's true.

Yeah.

This is very true.

It's not only a Sunday, but it's also a Sunday Easter.

So, Clark, you're from Great Britain.

You're obviously representing the knights.

Is this a traditional garb for Easter?

Do you guys, like, slay bunnies?

Like, what is the tradition in Great Britain celebrating Easter?

Is everybody dressed as knights and just run around with swords?

Yeah, we all dress like this, like Monty Python, as you call it.

Monty Python.

Throw eggs at people.

We say it, Python.

Python.

Monty Python.

Monty Python.

But you would say, Monty Python.

That's how you talk, right?

But yeah, my mom said to me, you're shooting today?

It's Easter Sunday.

And I was like, yeah.

10 a.m.

Sunday service.

Your mom knows.

She's welcome with it.

I spoke to her on the way here.

You usually talk to her before scenes.

I'm driving in the car.

Yeah, I call her.

My mom would get me hyped up for scenes, too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, not only is it Easter.

Yeah.

My birthday's coming up.

I know.

That's what we're really celebrating.

What do you have plans for celebrating my birthday, Clark?

Or what are you guys doing?

I have plans.

What are you going to do?

Well, I did bring you a little birthday gift today.

You did?

And, yeah, maybe I'll come sneak on over after my shoot on your birthday.

You're having sex with somebody else on my birthday?

I'm having sex with six other men on your birthday because it's a gangbang.

Six other men.

That's not how I would have chose to celebrate my birthday.

Let me just give you my mom.

That's not how I would have done it.

Could I?

Again, you have this history of having these parties, and then I don't get invited.

This is a singular party.

I've never had one.

It was a six-person gangbang, and you didn't even think.

I didn't even make the list of the top six.

Brassers.

I didn't get to choose.

Do you want to put up your birthday present right now?

I would love to.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Merry every day.

That's what I always do.

Okay, wait.

Look at the front.

Look, I put that on there.

Easter birthday.

I also want to say.

Okay.

Katie was at a gangbang that I was behind the scenes for, and she brought little gift

bags for everybody because it was her first gangbang.

Not a gangbang, an orgy.

An orgy.

My first orgy.

It's her first orgy.

I think those are the same kind of bags, too, the pink ones.

Oh, great.

You just have a lot of these.

I do.

So that's for you.

Whenever I'm not here with you, you can lick that and think of me.

I might be licking this during your saying, just kind of.

Oh, hot.

I'm probably going to go into that.

Yeah, I get it.

You get a little jealous sometimes.

I'm going to close it with that.

You want to get close.

Cody wants to get close.

It smells like you, too.

Oh.

Do I smell good?

Like peaches and cream.

Oh, that's cute.

This actually is something.

Do you have this?

I don't.

I have a lot of man thongs, but a tuxedo man thong I do not have.

Does it have tails, too?

Oh, I have no clue.

Open it up.

I'm not very sure.

I should have bought you one, huh?

It's going to fucking match.

Go undress right now.

Go get naked.

Put this on right now.

I might.

Don't tempt me.

It does have tails.

That is funny.

I love it.

You guys cry.

Yeah.

It does smell good.

If it's a good thought, it could be so easy to just make it with the front pad.

Yeah, exactly.

But they went to the effort of putting it in.

This does seem a little.

That's what makes it funny.

This is small.

That seems wider than it.

That's what makes it funny.

No.

You do know me.

This is like a very personalized gift.

Yeah, right?

Funny.

Not every guy, not every girl would know.

I would 100% wear this.

With like, yeah.

I might host a party just so I have a chance to wear this.

Yes.

I love it.

And you have a card.

Should I read the card?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Shout out.

I think I know Easter egg.

Yeah?

Yeah, from you.

You want a little Easter egg?

I'll give you one.

No, you gave me one already.

No, I'll give you another one though.

Okay.

I want me five.

We'll open it.

Yeah, yeah.

Good.

Where did you hide the Easter eggs?

Oh, well, last year they were in my pussy, to be quite honest with you.

Really?

Yeah, those Easter eggs in there, like I did use them in a grill grill where we like tried

to get them pushed out of our pussy, but it was hard because they kept on like snapping

in half.

Yeah.

These same eggs that you gave us, you put in somebody's pussy.

Well, just like.

And then you repackaged them.

Just the pink ones.

Where have these been?

I'm glad I picked the purple one.

A pink one.

I picked a purple one, but I picked an egg.

It might not be that pink one, but we did use two pink ones, and I don't think I threw

them away.

It's okay.

Everything's fine.

I'm just going to go by smell and taste.

I'm tested.

Don't eat the eggs.

Open that card up.

So, my birthday card says thank you, which is an odd start to a thank you card.

Thanks for being my friend.

Oh.

You like that?

Dear Sean.

Thank you so much for letting me be a part of your life.

You're the most kind and lighthearted man I've ever met, and I'm so grateful to have

met.

I absolutely have the absolute best birthday.

I spelled it wrong.

I'm sorry.

Birthday.

So much love.

Always.

P.S.

You have a perfect penis.

I don't know if that part was on there, but yeah.

It was.

And she even drew a picture of my perfect penis.

This is me.

That's her picture.

This is me.

Sadly, this picture doesn't quite do you justice, but I'm going to put this on my fridge.

Let's get a side by side comparison.

Are we thinking it's like, it's pretty good.

It's I have hair.

This is going on my fridge.

This is for memories.

Thank you.

This is actually really sweet.

You're welcome.

I hope you enjoy it.

I will enjoy it.

Your pussy or?

Well, everything.

Yeah.

It all.

Also, I'll just start kicking off Easter as well.

I just want people to see this.

So for Easter today, I came into set and I gave everybody a little Easter egg.

Okay.

Take a few seconds and guess to yourself what's in the Easter eggs.

Okay.

Have you guessed?

Okay.

Are you back?

There's nobody sponsoring us.

Although maybe one of these sponsors sponsors me actually.

Yeah.

So in my little Easter eggs, this is a little chicky guy and this is for you, Clark.

Oh, wow.

That's for me.

A little slip with Luke for you.

So we can have some sex today.

No, this wasn't one that was inside your vagina.

Definitely not.

That seems in there.

We got stuck.

Oh, no.

It's like one of these ones.

Like I said, it was only two.

This is like a really different kind of Easter egg.

We're not trying to find where the Easter eggs are.

We're trying to find out where they've been.

Dirty places.

Okay.

So speaking of Easter, um, and talking about.

Let's carry on speaking of Easter and the separation of church and porn.

Do you guys think that there should be more religion in porn or less?

Oh, well, that's, that's very controversial.

Cause I mean, there was the whole, like, like there was the Mormon one that came out and a lot of people were upset.

And then there used to be the ones where there was sex in the confessionals, like in one of the teams, the buildings.

I don't know if I'm allowed to say companies, but they have a building and it's like a huge studio and they used to have like

gay porn confessionals in there, but they said that it got too much backlash that they stopped.

Interesting.

You've got hallelujah there.

That's kind of the, I know I went to a, I went to a Baptist university, so I was just, but people do say like, Oh God, a lot in porn.

So I guess there is God in porn.

I mean, getting dick is heavenly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It just makes sense.

I feel like,

so speaking of confessionals, this is kind of like a confessional in a sense.

I'm similar to a priest.

Um, do you have anything you want to tell me?

Like any secrets, like anything you want to get off your chest that you've just been dying to?

Um, uh, get off my chest.

It's really hard to talk with the, leaving the pussy.

I thought it was going to be easier than that.

I could do like sex, I think easily, but not when somebody is licking your pussy.

Yeah.

I think it's a little bit harder.

Well, um, Oh, I do.

I think it's a little bit harder.

I think it's a little bit harder.

Yeah.

I think it's a little bit harder.

I think it's a little bit harder.

I think it's a little bit harder.

I think it's a little bit harder.

I think it's a little bit harder.

Um, I'm sorry.

It's tickling me.

Oh gosh.

I just wanted to say, um, I'm sorry, God on Easter for putting God's pussy on a pair of shorts I got at Metta's beach.

Cause that was probably very sinful.

I don't, I don't think you're forgiven.

I don't know that I can give you absolution for that, but we appreciate the confession.

A lot of the times I think how, how could God not have blessed me to be in porn with, to do this nice?

Yeah.

I think he wanted it to happen.

Yeah.

So more, we want more God in porn.

More God in porn.

I don't, what was the first question though?

It doesn't matter.

We'll just go to new questions.

In, in preparing for this podcast, you did something unusual.

Uh, you took a shower this morning.

Um, why, what was, what kind of drove you for that?

You just wanted to make it extra special.

Well, I usually shower before.

No, I usually shower before.

Yeah.

That's great.

Can you notice, does she smell clean?

It's nice.

It's nice.

It's nice.

It's nice.

I like.

There should be more showers in porn, I think.

I always shower before a scene.

Like in Europe, that's what we do.

Like when we get there.

You shower when you're there.

I mean, yeah.

At the location.

Whereas most guys don't.

They're kind of like, oh, I had a shower at home.

Yeah.

And the girls too.

But in Europe, you kind of like, you're ushered into the shower.

Yeah.

I get it.

I like that.

Maybe.

The only thing is like with, like the, um, with the hair and the makeup.

Sometimes it gets messed up in the water.

Um, this is true.

Maybe you could have somebody like sponge ice.

But in general, I think we've come to the conclusion.

More God in porn.

More showers in porn.

Both needed.

Clark, you used to live in your car.

How did you shower before scenes?

Would you just go up and get somebody's hose and kind of, you know.

Before they say ho.

I have done that.

When I was, you know, really out in the wild.

Or jump in a river.

Oh, okay.

But most guys just go to the gym.

In a fucking river?

Yeah.

I'll go.

24 hour fitness.

You're insane.

Um, cold shower too.

I shaved through you.

Always cold.

You like how I shaved?

You didn't do a good job.

You missed this bit.

Oh, well, fuck you.

That's my bush.

I see what you mean.

You shaved this.

This is, this is.

I shaved all my, I shaved my chest and everything.

I feel like the bush is bad.

Do that at the gym.

People like that shit.

Yeah.

Do you like bushes?

Are you a bush hater?

No, I'm a bush hater.

I know a bush hater.

I'm definitely a bush hater.

Yeah.

We're canceling Clark right now.

Her pussy just closes.

I like it.

I like it.

I like it when it's like a tiny little landing strip or something.

See, I can't fucking stand landing strips and I'll tell you why.

Or just nothing.

I just fucking hate it.

I'm like, why?

Like, either fucking go for it or just take it all off.

Because a strip like that just doesn't make sense to me.

It's not natural.

That's why I'm saying take it off.

Take it all off.

I had, I, okay, I'll tell you why I have a bush now.

It used to be fully shaved and when I first met you it was fully shaved actually.

And I've grown to realize the analytics do better with a bush just because

it's not natural.

I don't know if people fucking like them.

Ever since I've had a bush as well, video ratings have gone up.

But you've also grown in popularity.

Do you know it's directly related to that?

This is true.

It could be a correlation as opposed to causation.

The only way to know is you've got to whip it off.

Well, I did whip it off.

I did recently.

And then see what happens for like six months.

It was really long.

You're lucky, Clark.

You're lucky it's the sharp one.

I had to go to a scene where I pretended to like worship the bush.

I'm pulling on it.

I'm doing this with my lips.

Getting it in your teeth.

Not my teeth, but like my lips.

Like I'm really into it.

And I'm like, what do I do?

So they're having to tell me what to do.

Oh, you do like this.

You lick it and then you suck on it like that.

But have you ever seen-

I'm having to make it look like I'm enjoying myself.

Have you ever seen like seventies porn where the bush goes like down the thighs?

That's a full bush.

Yeah.

That's a full bush.

I would never have seen that.

I would turn it off.

You're like, no.

Okay.

Speaking of full bush moments, everybody look up my number one idol.

She's sadly passed now.

Her name is Kay Parker.

She's one of the best porn stars.

Yeah.

She was in the business.

You named yourself after her, didn't you?

I did.

And well, my real name starts with a K, so like it was also a nickname, but I guess going

into porn, looking stuff up and looking for names, I did look up other Ks and I found

her and I was really inspired.

She actually did the first ever taboo porn.

Whoa.

Wow.

I know.

Like a tent.

Yeah.

It's like the cape's coming out.

Like a tunic.

Yeah.

So we can see.

Clark and I can have a whole conversation while you take a break.

Yeah.

We can talk about things.

Yeah.

Kay Parker did the first ever taboo porn and it's iconic and she went to court for it and

that's why we can have taboo porn now today in business.

Thank you, Kay Parker.

Taboo porn's important.

Respect.

Yes.

Cool.

I'm a cape.

So Clark.

Hi.

You, you ran across America.

Yeah.

I just felt like running.

So when you were younger, you're watching Forrest Gump.

Yeah.

Um.

You saw this guy with this learning disability who could cross America and then that made

you think, well, if he can do it, then I can do it too.

My mom pointed that out.

She said, Forrest Gump was a dummy.

You don't want to imitate this dumb guy.

And I was like, no, it's cool though.

Like I ran for three years, seven months or whatever he says, 16 days.

Like I just made me think, well, what happened if you ran for years?

Yeah.

And this.

You get to California.

Eventually you end up here.

Yeah.

Um, who are some of your other heroes with learning disabilities?

Yeah.

Um, question.

You Sean.

You're probably the main one.

Honestly, I'm operating at a really high level from where I started.

Like you wouldn't even know that I had so much wrong with me.

How did you do at school?

What do you mean?

Like in England, we do nine GCSEs they're called and you get grades.

And I got all A's and a couple of B's, Maths and Geography.

I have dyslexia.

Um, so I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

I have dyslexia.

Um, so I was, I scored A's and everything except spelling.

I would get, I couldn't, I can't spell.

Um, and then like reading, I read so much slower than everybody.

Um, so yeah, I, I will be one of your heroes.

Yeah.

He's a hero to me cause he shoots porn but he doesn't know how to fucking read.

Yeah.

And I have these cue cards.

I don't know.

I have this.

What?

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

I have this.

can read yeah and i have these cue cards can't spell anything honestly they're just scribble

i draw little pictures

yeah um so clerk yes you look like a guy with an extensive criminal record

can you tell us a little bit about that um yeah i'm trying to think what criminal record you know

what happened once was i was in a club it was a funny outfit night you know we're dressed up as

fucking superman well first of all every night every day yeah but this was the early days where

we only did it at night okay instead of like back in the day how this began was we would have like

a caveman theme it was a good idea yeah when you go to the club dressed as a shower right right

you've got like a shower curtain all the girls are like no way it's a shower and then you get

to meet all the girls which was from crown of kin yeah that's where i got it from

but it doesn't happen when you're um oh that's a good one when when you're just dressed in normal

jeans and right so we'd have these themes so at one of these parties there was a hot girl and we

were kind of thinking you know it would touchy feely and it would drunk too so i get out my

wallet i cracked in half viagra the good old blue diamond yeah and i neck it down boom as i'm walking

out of the toilet so no one would see but the bouncer sees

the bouncer says right what have you got there and all that was left was a bit of dust yeah being

cracked in half but i kept it in a little cardboard it looked like drugs yeah so he said come with me

he took me outside we spoke to the police and then the police said come with us get in the

you had like a massive erection not yet not yet but at every point they thought they ushered me

into like no no we're just gonna have a chat outside for a minute so you can hear so i

believed him so i went outside which i worked as a bouncer that is the trick to get somebody outside

can we check out yeah yeah so i said oh i'll just explain i'm a porn star right and i'm way too drunk

so they're saying i think he's on something else because he's too happy this guy and i'm not on

anything i'm just like over excited about this situation right so you're still dressed as a

shower yeah yeah so now they're saying get in the back of the cop car and i said okay is that

just fill out some paperwork or something and then he shuts it and we start driving somewhere

and i'm like excuse me where are we going he says we've got a police station and i'm like i'm getting

and i stayed the night in the viagra for viagra did they test your blood or anything no in the

morning they said oh sorry about that we've tested it the substance and it was just what you said it

was and i'm like yeah i know you ruined my night at every stage throughout this i'm thinking yeah

i'll be back at the party soon you're like hang in there so the big question you get to the jail

you have a massive erection do you get laid no i did handstands oh you did practice handstands

were you alone in there it's such a small space yeah okay you weren't in like a holding cell with

a bunch of people no so you're just in a very small space there's nothing to do on purpose

they have just like a metal bed with no pillow you know yeah the only thing you do is handstands

she's distracting yeah it's like um you don't seem too distracted well talking to you is

distracting my sex is this how you do sex so now that you've seen his penis up close

you've seen my penis before which one is the one that's the one that's the one that's the one that's

bigger it's definitely his right but okay which one has like you know a

better heart mmm in more character oh I know you personally and I know you as a

friend so I think it's just different mm-hmm which do you think his penis

would have like a British voice your pussy it's like a very deep your brand

is like it seems sweet and innocent but once you get in there it'll be really

not yeah it's like it's the lure of everything

yeah it's like it's the lure of everything right

like expecting the unexpected I would compare your pussy to like a guy giving

candy to get you into his van and then your pussy is the van and then those

doors shut and then you're like what the fuck just nobody knows what happened to

you for the next like two to two years in there until you again I mean it's up

to you you can do whatever you want oh my countrymen out there I just

want to let you know that Kate lovely loves you I'm gonna take this nice big

car wow just had to give them a little love you know that's how you give people

love well sometimes that's your exit I can

kind of do an American accent okay so well hey girl cowboy boots on you you

like these big old cowboy tigre must have had an idea yeah you guys are awesome

I'm here on a wagon.

Lay your head here, Clark.

I can pet your spikes.

Pet my spikes?

I was enjoying the dialogue.

Yeah.

You must have done riding here on a wagon.

To ride my wagon.

That's how we all talk like that.

I went to North Carolina to high school.

Oh, that's so funny.

And the North Carolina guy met me like, the guy, the PE teacher.

When you went to high school in North Carolina?

Yeah.

Okay.

You weren't just an adult going to a high school.

Wait, when did you come to America?

For the first time the last year of high school, when I was like 18.

My old best friend used to live in North Carolina.

Right.

Where'd you live?

Near to Raleigh.

Go to Raleigh.

You have to say it like that.

We're invading.

We would say Raleigh.

Raleigh.

You have to say Raleigh, because you're American.

Yeah.

But yeah, he said, well, hey there.

And then the rest of the sentence, I didn't know what he said.

Well, I don't know.

I'm just, no.

And I just shook his hand.

He shook my hand really hard.

Does that happen a lot when you're talking to Americans?

And you're like, what the fuck did you just say?

No, but people can't understand me.

That's bullshit, though, because I feel like your accent is like, it's not crazy.

It's like British, you know?

It's like English.

Yeah, but just odd things.

I'll call out the store and say, do you have any overripe bananas?

And they're like, I'm sorry.

And I'm like, overripe bananas.

You call for your bananas.

Yeah, I have to call them first.

So what were all those bananas?

He brought in the biggest fucking basket of like bananas and apples.

It was a box.

What was that?

It was two crate boxes.

What are the bananas?

I'll eat like four.

Four or five.

He's a fruitarian.

Fruitarian?

You're a fruitarian.

All he eats is fruit.

Fruit and pussy.

What's the best fruit for like hard dick?

Overripe bananas.

Good question.

Yeah, probably bananas.

Or watermelon.

Watermelon has a kind of aphrodisiac effect.

It does.

Makes you horny.

Watermelon seeds.

You know what makes me...

I thought the seeds were poisonous.

No.

What?

I thought they grew in your belly when I was a kid.

I thought that I was going to be pregnant with the watermelon seeds.

Is that how you get pregnant?

When did the...

Well, I've never been pregnant before, but...

Would you like to be?

Absolutely.

Yeah.

We knew that.

We already knew that.

I want to be pregnant so bad, but like in four years, I think.

Right.

So then I can like make all this porn for you guys.

So you're banging it out.

You're trying to have sex with as many people as you can so that you can get pregnant and

then just kind of walk away for a little bit.

Well, I'm not having sex with all these people to get pregnant.

You're pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

I'm practicing.

I'm practicing safe sex.

Well, without the condom, but...

It seems pretty dangerous to me.

It's kind of safe sex.

I mean, you do ruin people's emotional lives after they have sex with you.

I ruined your emotional life?

Do you tell other guys about me?

That I fucked you?

Yeah.

Only my girlfriends actually.

I don't really tell many...

Because they probably get intimidated.

I just don't really fuck that many people.

I imagine that they would.

You're like one of like three people I used to really fuck.

That's it.

We had sex like three times.

Yeah, but that's like three times more than anybody else.

I really don't have off-camera sex like at all.

You were special to me.

You hear me?

While I'm getting fucked by this...

You're special too, Clark.

Thanks.

Not everybody can have a not as big penis.

Not only is your cock like uncut, which is the best.

The best.

I would totally take you in my ass.

Organic.

Yes.

But it's also great because it's like straight and it has like the hair.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

That's the best and it has like the head is bigger than the hook itself, you know what

I mean?

It's a little bit.

It's just perfect.

It's really, really good cock.

Good.

And it's a great color.

10 out of 10 dick rating.

I had it my whole life.

10 out of 10, guys?

Did you?

Yeah.

We'll give you guys a close up later so you know what to aspire to.

Okay.

How many famous guys have you banged?

Am I allowed to talk about that?

You don't have to say the names.

Okay.

Not any porn famous people either, right?

Yeah, like mainstream famous?

I would say...

Let me count.

Like around a million Instagram followers famous.

Then three.

Interesting.

Yeah.

So what is the strategy...

Too recently.

If you were to give, like, pick-up tips for famous guys who are trying to fuck you,

what is the best way to go about it?

Man, I would say really probably just don't text me online.

Like, meet me in person.

I don't know.

Like, go to a networking party.

Like, one of the porn parties.

Because I...

The thing is, is famous people do text me a lot on Instagram.

But I won't respond because I'm like, I don't trust that.

Right.

You think it's one of their social media managers.

That or I think that maybe it's like a scammer or something.

So I'm kind of like, well...

Trying to get free moods.

Oh my God, my husband.

No.

No, I just think that...

I don't know.

I don't know.

It just freaks me out.

I'm very cautious when, like, people text me.

Yeah.

That makes sense.

What is your password for your phone?

Um...

I would actually...

I should tell you that.

Yeah.

Do you mind if I go through it?

Yeah, I'm kind of curious what you'll find.

Let's see.

Go in there.

Straight for the messages, too.

Oh, wow.

Like, do you want me to take off my boots so I don't hit your balls?

Uh, no.

I thought it was kind of a nice...

Okay, let me just get them farther back than your balls.

Interesting.

I'm trying to...

What would be better?

Should I go into your text messages or your Instagram?

I could read your messages.

I mean, you could do it.

Go for both.

You're so trusty.

I love this.

I don't have really anything to hide, I feel like.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're naked online.

Well, yeah.

And I'm doing this right now, aren't I?

Oh.

I like your camera, by the way.

Whenever you're bored or got a girl and no cameraman, I'll slide.

This is an Instagram one, isn't it?

Yeah.

I was going to say, nobody texts me that.

There's no way.

He replied, let's shoot sometime.

And you replied...

No.

Yes.

Oh, who was it?

Was it Massimo?

He was so distracted.

Oh, yeah.

He's good, though.

He has good shit.

Let's see who else.

Here, let me go back.

You're all right.

I just don't want to stab your pretty balls with pretty blue shoes.

Here's a famous guy.

Is it?

Who is it?

He's not that famous.

You reached out to him.

She slid into his DMs.

That's a fucking story.

You can read that.

You can read that.

So I read the whole thing?

Yeah, without his name.

Okay.

Can I say Jay?

Yeah.

She says, hi, Jay.

Hey, Kay.

Hope you've been good.

I have been.

I have been.

Are you down to try?

I'm going to try it at round two and hopefully get all the cameras going this time.

Yeah, because he fucking did it.

It's a darn shame we didn't get the whole thing.

Oh.

Yeah.

Do you think he did it just to fuck you again?

No, because I haven't seen him in two years.

And he literally waited like a week and a half or a week to tell me that he didn't get all

the footage.

And it was my first ever content collab.

So I was like, how the fuck are you going to do that to me?

Wow.

And he's famous.

That's funny.

This is like the most famous content creator.

Yeah, that there is.

And it was your first content shoot.

Ever.

And he fucked up.

Yeah.

And it was really, it gave me a really bad experience.

But.

He followed me the other day and I was like, well, let me reach out to him.

I mean, I'm kind of over it now.

He, what's funny is he says, I shoot content full time and that's the only time it's ever

happened.

So embarrassed.

I couldn't hit you up again.

Um.

Yeah.

It's almost like when a guy doesn't get hard and he's like, this never happens.

It's like.

Ugh.

Sure.

Um.

There's so many.

Happy Easter.

Oh, you're sweating.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

I get.

That's why I wear the cardigan.

To hide the sweat stains.

But I sweat through it.

I might.

Squirt a little bit.

I'm sorry.

From my sweat?

I'm sorry.

No, it just.

It's coming out of my coochie.

I'm sorry, sir.

It's coming.

It's coming out.

One second.

I think it was my sweat.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry, sir.

Oh, there we go.

I'm so sorry.

Wow.

That's.

That's a puddle.

Just kind of.

Woo.

It just happened.

Sorry.

It's.

It's an Easter miracle.

I had to squirt for Jesus.

Now, come on.

Come over here.

Come put your.

Come put your head right here and now I'll baptize you.

Come here.

My head.

I'm the camera man.

It's all.

Baptism.

Baptism.

Get that shit away from me.

How do you feel about squirt?

Is it piss or is it fucking.

You know, I feel like that's an existential question.

It's a question of identity.

What.

How does the squirt see itself?

You know what I mean?

Does it identify as squirt or does it identify as pee in the moment?

Because things can be multiple things.

Like you, for instance, you can be both a loving wife and companion and yet.

A dirty, dirty slut, and they're not mutually exclusive.

Yeah.

So I think the squirt, it can identify as however it wants to identify it.

The real question.

Nobody ever asked the squirt, you know, what do you feel like you are?

You know what?

Really feel like I'm going to cry with you saying that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's, it's emotional.

And I think it's okay for us to talk about these things.

So they feel like in porn, you have to be serious all the time.

And I'm like, we just, it's a normal life.

Yeah.

Just thinking about how squirt wants to be.

Yeah.

Just thinking about how squirt wants to be.

Yeah.

Just thinking about how squirt wants to be.

Just thinking about how squirt wants to live its days.

Yeah.

It just, it just wants to live and wants to exist.

I have GPD, which is like good pussy disorder, you know?

Oh, that is a bad one.

How has that affected you?

I think too many cum shots in one scene.

Fucking.

Do guys cum too early?

Yes.

It's annoying.

Yeah.

But I love it.

It's a compliment.

Do you get like a handicap placard for that?

You know, unfortunately, no.

They really just give me like, just, you know, a little metal.

I put it on.

I'm like, you get a medal for having a good pussy.

Yeah.

Well, right.

I wouldn't want to tie me.

It's small.

Oh, the metal is small.

It's pretty big.

You can fit.

It's like a cargo van pussy, but nicely spark.

What the fuck?

It's like one you'd want to live in.

Like you could spend significant amount of time in your pussy.

I want a tiny pussy.

No, it's spacious.

Tell me all the comments below.

Is my pussy tiny?

Or is it.

Is it huge?

Look at this nice cum shot I have.

Look how thick that this is what a fruititarians cum looks like.

How do you feel about that?

Yeah, the more white it is, the more good it is.

Yeah.

If it's clear, then you haven't got much.

You know what the worst is?

The yellow ones.

Well, I think that's called chlamydia.

What the fuck?

I'm pretty sure it's a yellow cum shot.

Might have something wrong with it.

But when I was, when I did sugar babying a while ago and I had this old man fight.

He's old.

Sometimes they're just, yeah.

It's old.

That cum has probably been in there for two ages.

Yeah.

It aged cum.

It's like scotch.

That's brown.

That's been in the barrel too long.

His balls have been in there too long on that note.

This has been another episode of a fucking podcast.

Okay.

Lovely Clark Kent.

Thank you guys.

Had some good sex with you guys.

Good conversation.

Got to some important issues.

I think we've covered it all.

We didn't really cure like world peace or anything, but we came close.

We came pretty close.

Kinda.

Well, I hope you kitties have a good day.

Right?

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.