Ready? Totally.

Hi Lexi. This is Kay.

Oh, you're the one he's been ranting and raving about.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

This is Lexi, my stepmom.

Tyler, you don't have to sound so enthusiastic.

It's nice to meet you.

So do you all go to the same college?

No, we actually met at a party a couple months ago.

It's kind of complicated.

Now I'm more curious.

She was dating Kevin, and now she's dating me.

That's all. It's really not that interesting.

The complicated part is that Kevin didn't know about it.

Oh, I see.

Hi.

Tyler, this is the one you've been talking about.

This is Kay.

Pleasure to meet you.

Well, I can see where Tyler gets his good looks from.

Me now.

Okay, maybe a little bit.

Do you still live at home, Kay?

For now, ChenX doesn't know how good they had it.

Oh, yes we do.

You know, Tyler and I were actually talking about moving in together.

Great. That means I can turn your room into an office finally, right?

It won't be anytime soon. I still need to find a job.

I was working for this startup company and it never quite got off the ground.

Babe, aren't you hiring right now since What's-Her-Face took maternity leave?

As a matter of fact, I am.

Oh my god, that would be absolutely amazing.

Yeah, it would be.

Anyway, honey, I'm gonna go have my card game with Ryan, so we'll talk about it later, okay?

It was nice to meet you.

Let's go upstairs.

Why are you so uncomfortable telling people how we met?

Maybe because you cheated on Kevin with me.

It's kind of a sore spot in my family.

I didn't know what else to do. We totally fell for each other.

And I didn't want to hurt his feelings.

Well, I don't know, maybe break up with him first?

If you did, I might still have a best friend.

Well, you didn't want to wait for that to happen.

I'm done with this conversation.

Tyler, I love you. I left him because of you.

Eventually he'll come around.

But look, it's just you and me, I promise.

I would never cheat on you.

Okay.

Come here. So, tell me, what won you over, my charm or my blowjob skills?

Absolutely both.

So why don't I use some of those skills on you right now and maybe you'll feel better?

I think it would help.

Won me over too.

I bet they did.

Do you want to see it?

No, I do.

So perfect.

Things are nice and tight.

Can you take whatever I give you?

You feel so good.

Fucking liquor.

You feel so good.

You feel so good.