What's up world, your boy Jonathan Jordan, aka the Pussy Bandit, and today, she needs no introduction, tell her your name. Hi, I'm Rebel Ryder. Fucking Rebel Ryder, the one and only. My dear, you are spectacular. Thank you....
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What's up world, your boy Jonathan Jordan, aka the Pussy Bandit, and today, she needs no introduction, tell her your name.
Hi, I'm Rebel Ryder.
Fucking Rebel Ryder, the one and only.
My dear, you are spectacular.
Thank you.
Oh my god, look at her rack, y'all. She is drop dead gorgeous.
Rebel, how has the adult industry been treating you so far?
It's been wonderful. I love it.
How long have you been doing this now?
I just passed five years.
Wow.
Because I'm so fast.
Half of a decade, right?
Damn, where the time goes.
I know, right?
I remember when you first started with us.
You know, this epic game, like, okay, I knew she was going to be a star.
I just knew it. We were all like, okay, she's going to go places really fast.
So in your five years, what is the most craziest thing you've done on film?
Like, what was the most crazy thing you've done on film?
Like, what was the most crazy thing you've done on film?
Wow, that was pretty damn cool.
I mean, I guess I've done it twice now.
I've done two gang things that are over 100 people.
Over 100 people?
I did one here and one in Italy.
How was your pussy? Did it feel sore? Was your ass sore?
My pussy was more sore than my ass.
You put your soul sore? You couldn't put your damn thing in your pussy?
The little graphic, I got friction burns in my pussy.
But my ass was like, I'm ready to go.
I'm ready to go again.
Wow. Can you take more dick in your ass than your pussy, you think?
Usually, yeah. Yeah. Like, I enjoy both.
But, like, my pussy always needs a little bit more recovery.
Okay. Okay.
Wow. Do you orgasm easily? From clitoral or vaginal sex?
Yeah.
Both or either way, it doesn't matter.
Both. Any, all.
So are you highly orgasmic type of person?
Yeah.
Do you come from shallow penetration or deep penetration?
Oh, God. Probably deep, but it's, like, a different kind of orgasm.
Like, it's more of, like, a full-body orgasm, if that makes sense.
Oh, man.
Okay. Okay.
What about anal? How's the anal orgasm different from the vaginal orgasm?
That one, I would say anal would be more full-body than vaginal for me.
But, like, vaginal is more like, like, I don't know how to explain it.
Like, I get super sensitive a little bit sometimes after vaginal, whereas, like, anal, like, I get kind of cute.
Okay. So anal is more of a full-body, warm feeling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where vaginal is more of a penetrative, just boom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like, ooh.
Okay. So I feel this here.
Yeah, yeah.
And it goes out.
And then, like, it builds.
Yeah.
But from anal, like, the whole thing just all at once.
Oh, interesting.
We learned something today, new ladies and gentlemen.
They're both.
They're both wonderful.
Okay.
I recommend all of them.
So I know you do eat ass.
Are you into eating ass?
I am, yeah.
What is it about eating booty that turns you on?
I don't know.
I think I have, like, an asshole fetish.
I just, I love being down there.
I love, like, especially, like, when my partner likes it.
Yeah.
It's just, I don't know.
It's fun.
Oh, once again, today, our cameraman is Mr. Mysterio.
Yo!
I think, I think, and we said before in another previous interview, I think, well, like, animals,
you know, like, you smell the pheromones.
Yeah.
From the butthole.
Yeah.
Because dogs, what do you do?
Butthole pheromones.
They always smell the buttholes.
Yeah.
So I guess, I don't know, they're scientists.
Maybe somebody could tell us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true.
I mean, yeah, I enjoy smelling buttholes.
Yeah, so, like, you might, you know, if it's clean and there's no thing there, like, so
it's a thing going on.
There's a pheromone going off the ass.
There definitely is.
Yeah.
Yeah, so eat some booty.
Yeah, man, who knows?
Yeah.
Eat some booty.
Now, do you like, do you like your pussy being ate?
I do, yes.
Are you heavily clit stimulated or just all around the whole thing?
Um, I pretty much like a little of everything, you know, a little variety.
Okay, okay.
Do you enjoy something dead?
I do, I love it.
What about dead do you like so much?
Um, I like, I like just, like, experiencing different kinds of dead, you know, like, there's
different kinds of dead.
Yeah.
There's long, there's short, there's thick, there's veiny, there's cut, there's uncut.
Like, there's so many, like.
So, what is your ideal dick preference?
Um, that's a hard one.
No pun intended, actually.
Pun intended.
Um, I don't know.
I, I enjoy, like, a dick that's, like, like, I like big dicks.
Okay.
Um, probably, yeah.
Um, but, like, one that can, like, hit those.
Walls.
Yeah, walls.
So, you want, you want long and girthy.
Uh-huh, yeah.
Okay.
What is long and girthy?
Like, what's, like, that's enough girth or you want girth, like.
Oh, God.
Um, I mean, one that I can, like, fit down my throat is nice.
Okay.
You know, because, like, if you get, like, too girthy, like, you can't, like, I can't
fit it in my mouth.
Okay.
Um, but, you know, like, I like a little bit of, like, like, like, something that I can,
like, grab.
Grab, use two hands, squeeze, but not, like, uh, but.
Okay.
So, should the fingers touch?
Don't touch.
Um.
Close.
Closely.
Like, if they, if they barely touch, that's good.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I guess.
I don't know.
Rebel, what size shoe do you wear?
I wear a size five and a half or six.
They're pretty small.
So, probably feet people out there.
Yeah.
Rebel, you like shoes?
I do like shoes.
I have a collection.
Mm.
Um.
For your feet, guys.
Mm-hmm.
Get her some shoes.
Get her some shoes.
What size are your boobs, my dear?
They're all beautiful.
Oh, my boobs.
They are, like, I fit perfectly into, like, a 32 double D.
Double Ds.
Oh, they are double Ds.
Double Ds.
Now, back to the next second thing.
Do you like cum?
Your mom, does it taste good to you?
I love cum, yes.
And you a real cum drinker?
I am.
I am.
It's like a good shot of protein.
Ah.
We had an interview with a young lady in a previous interview, and she says, she's like,
just save it in the fridge.
Like, I'll buy her some cum.
Like, freeze it?
Cum in a glass.
Leave it in the fridge.
Okay.
And then, when she come home from work, she's like, a shot of cum.
I love that.
I should try it.
I've eaten frozen cum, but yeah, I've never stored it in the fridge before.
Now, I have some wild stuff with you on the internet.
You have taken some very large objects up your ass.
Yeah.
What is the secret?
Is it just you're just born that way, or a lot of prepping and stretching throughout
the years?
Yeah, a lot of prepping and stretching throughout the years.
It's been eight years since I started doing anal now.
Eight years.
Okay.
Yeah.
If you don't know River Rider, I mean, everybody probably know River Rider, but the thing she
does up her ass is like, wow.
You know?
I mean, I don't know what that thing was.
How long was that one thing?
You just kept pulling it, and pulling it, and pulling it, and pulling it.
It was.
What was that?
It was 60 centimeters, so it's like a little over two feet, I think.
Two feet.
Yeah.
Where does it all go in this little body of yours?
It's magic.
Man.
I have like the Mary Poppins purse.
What is some of the biggest dick you have took in the industry?
I mean, you took on Richard Mann.
Yeah, Richard Mann.
I know Brickzilla.
You took on Brickzilla.
Brickzilla, Dredd.
I mean, you're not tiny, either.
I got a different league.
There's a different league right there.
Let me blink.
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's some monsters, dude.
In your ass.
Wow.
I was shocked when I saw the Brickzilla one.
I mean, you came to Miami, and they got you a single Brickzilla.
And they said, the way you guys were performing, they were like, yo, your girl Rebel is something
else.
No, it's funny.
I kind of have a funny story with that.
But the first time I shot with Brickzilla, they wanted me to act like it was like, you're
like, hurting a little bit.
And like, the first time I was like, going to go sit on it, it like, slid right in, because
like, my foot slipped.
And I was like, and then like, my natural reaction was like, oh, yay.
And I was like, oh, I mean, ow.
And they're like, no, no.
Yeah, they're like, what?
They're like, all right, well, we're not doing that scenario.
Yeah, they were like, wow, okay, who is this yo?
It was crazy.
It was crazy.
Well, I'm going to stop my yit-yit from right there.
They want to see your goodies.
Give them a little striptease.
Show them double Ds, man.
Incredible.
Wow.
How tall are you, Rebel?
I am 5'3", on a good day.
Some of your hobbies?
Some of my hobbies.
I enjoy being outside, as you can tell by my glorious tan.
I enjoy hiking, swimming.
I'm an amateur blacksmith.
Amateur blacksmith?
Amateur, yes.
What does that mean?
I'm learning how to pound out metal.
I'm not great at it.
But I'd like to get to, like, making knives and swords and all sort of fun stuff.
Yeah.
I'm going to do this twice in a long time.
What is something that you're a bucket list?
You know, if you've even tried it.
Ooh.
Skydiving, fucking, or something.
Like, jump out of a plane.
I am afraid of heights.
So, I will not be jumping out of any planes.
But I want to do underwater, like, scuba diving.
Like, get all the scuba gear.
Have you ever been, like, blowed out underwater before?
Not fully underwater, but, like, I've done it in, like, a pool where I kind of am underwater.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I want to do a full-on, like...
Oh, that would be cool.
Jump in the pool right after.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would be a lot of fun.
Yeah.
You know, sometimes I feel like I neglect my pussy a little bit.
And I need to not because she's also greedy.
I have three greedy holes.
No, no.
I can't.
I can't wait until she's 60 years old.
She's so sexy.
Thanks, y'all.
Just smile.
Look at that.
Look how...
Can you see?
My finger could barely go in there, y'all.
That pussy is tight.
Over 200 dicks.
And counting.
Well, you don't know how the body count is.
But look how tight that thing is.
Okay?
That's grade A pussy.
My God.
That's artwork, y'all.
I mean, look at that pussy, man.
I couldn't put my pinky in there.
It's so tight.
You have to stretch me out.
Look at that.
What were you saying?
That's grade A pussy.
It tastes good, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm going to tell you how good it tastes.
I'm going to taste it for y'all.
Quality assurance.
Very tasty.
Very good.
Oh, fuck.
My tongue feels good.
There you go, don't fear, moms.
Oh, my gosh.
That's a damn pretzel.
What a pretzel, y'all.
So good.
Oh, my God.
That's a good head, boy.
I'm going to eat some of that.
I'm going to go get some blowjobs.
That she has.
It's magnificent, too, y'all.
Look how she took the head and the two hands.
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look oh yeah yeah that's like the perfect amount of gray
that's that's the blister
you know how it's gonna hit just right
you're not pressed
hey watch her stomach y'all
watch her stomach right here
see my dick hitting her stomach
i'm literally in your stomach
oh yeah it's deep in there
that one movie the aliens coming out
coming out
coming out
coming out
coming out
you can put in
try this at home folks train professional
stayed in the whole time one damn time
now we got a gay
now you stretch the pussy out
that's how you fit more than a pinky in there now
yeah now you put more pinky now
i'll loop you on her she said i'm all natural
let's try it
oh that ass is always ready
as always ready
probably see me on my tummy i guess
oh yes
oh yes
oh she got y'all y'all felt good
oh i guess clone her y'all have your better word i'm telling you
oh fuck
what what what
what what what what i'm telling you oh fuck
I usually need to drink a bunch of water
She's a little dehydrated today
But boy, I felt it
Me too, I was feeling it building
We're going to call that a dry squirt
We'll try to put it on
We're going to go back to the camp
They can see us going in
Oh shit
Oh shit
Let's dip you in
Got your booty ready?
She's always ready
You little greedy asshole
You little greedy ass
You little greedy ass
You little greedy ass
I'm going to drop it right down
Oh yes
Oh fuck yes
Come back
Oh it's slithering
Oh yeah
I can feel that spot
You're hitting it
You found it
Oh it's clicking
I can feel it
I can feel it
I can feel it
You know your spot
She knows her spots
Oh yeah
Put it down ass up
Put the fuck yes right there
Put your ass in the pussy
Don't try that at home, folks
Gotta be trained professional for this shit
Mm-hmm, play with the pussy
Yes, fuck
You got more sex in these faces too
Oh my god, go play
Keep poppin'
Oh fuck
You hit in something there though
I'm hittin' something in there
Just got sweet spot
Yes, I guess
right there
right there
yo yo yo
tell them where they can find you at
um oh god
brain fart
you can find me on
twitter rubble rider triple x
instagram rubble rider ig
or just google my name
and my butthole
hope you enjoy the show
we gonna keep fucking
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