My boyfriend would love this.

Yeah, I like this one too.

Shit.

Makes my boobs look amazing.

Are you sexy?

Excuse me?

Yes, um, loss of vision.

Um...

Stealing clothes.

No, I'm not. Where's the other outfit?

I only had two outfits.

No, you didn't.

You had three.

No, I have two.

They're both right there.

No, no, no, wait.

You're not wearing it.

Let's see the purse.

No.

Excuse me, excuse me.

I understand.

But you have our property within it.

How are you so sure?

I just had the two outfits.

Excuse me.

Right here.

Maybe I was carrying it.

Maybe it's mine.

No, no.

The other hanger's right here too.

That was there before.

No, it wasn't.

Yeah, it was.

No, it wasn't.

How do you know that?

I know, it wasn't.

And I'm gonna show you the footage

of you stealing clothes.

There's no footage.

Yeah.

Because I didn't steal any clothes.

Right there.

Come here.

That's you.

These are the three garments right here

that you brought in.

And this is the part where you're stealing.

I'm putting it in your purse.

So, this is ours.

We're not the two.

I'm gonna make sure you're not the two as well.

Okay.

They're out there.

They're there.

Were you planning to steal these two

or were you gonna pay for those?

No, no.

I wasn't planning on stealing anything.

You didn't, huh?

I was gonna put it back.

You're gonna have to call the police

on your day.

No, don't call the police.

Yeah, there's nothing policy.

Call the police on all.

Are you really required though?

Yes, I am.

Because I didn't steal anything.

I have no choice in the matter.

You did steal.

You had this in your purse.

But I didn't leave the store.

Really?

Yeah.

Technically, I didn't steal anything.

Come on, just let me go.

This one's mine.

Just let it slide.

No, no, no.

No, don't.

Is there anything I can do?

There's nothing you can do.

Anything?

I'd get in trouble if I was-

Anything?

Really?

This is not that particular type of party.

This is not that particular type of party.

You came into our store

and you stole this merchandise

that does not belong to you.

Okay?

This is not that particular type of party.

I'm a professional and I have a-

No one else is here.

Come on.

You can't do that.

It's not that particular type of party.

Please?

No one has to know.

You're the only one that has seen the footage.

Oh, that's true.

It'll be like it never even happened.

Do you really want to call the police?

It's a stressful situation.

It is a stressful situation.

You're gonna have to do paperwork.

Yes, we'll have to do lots of paperwork regardless.

Come on.

You're killing me, Holmes.

Just let it slide.

Just this once.

I promise I'll make it worth your while.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah?

Yeah, why not?

Yeah?

No, no one's gonna know.

No one's gonna know.

There's no cameras in here.

No, there's cameras in here, but-

You're the only one that watches the footage.

Yeah, but I think it's strange

that sometimes you never know what's in here.

It looks like you're ready for this.

It looks like I am.

Yeah, just don't worry about it.

It'll be all good.

And it looks like you want it anyway.

Yeah, but I have a job to do.

Yeah, well, you can let things slide, can't you?

It looks like I'm going to.

Rules are not to be broken.

I guess.

Fuck.

Well, like I said, I don't want to get in trouble.

All right, well, you better.

I'll make it worth it.

Let's see.

If you get good enough, I'll let this slide.

If not, I'll be calling a cop.

No.

Wow, that's a first.

I like this at home.

No, no, no, no, no.

Just spin it off, beautiful.

You take these off.

You take that off.

Yeah, pooch yourself.

You'll get in trouble.

All right, pull me in.

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

That's a first, too.

A little bit more.

Yeah, let's move this.

Let me see.

Let me bottom out on that, too.

Only like this is going to look better.

Either that or.

All right, strange as well.

I'm going to train you, OK?

Let me see.

Fuck the mask before.

Put your leg up.

Let me see that.

See what it's about.

Before.

Oh, it feels so fucking good, though.

Do you need to pump it?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Keep it on.

Hold that a little.

It's fine.

Should we go down?

All right, come clean it up.

It's just right there.

You see it?

Mm-hmm.

So much for loving and using me.

I'm begging for it.

Please give me your big hug.

Hello.

Please give it to me.

Oh, please give it to me.

Here you go, baby.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.