So, are you ready to go to the beach?

Do we have to go to the beach?

Yeah, we're at the beach.

Of course we're going to go to the beach.

I really don't feel like going to the beach right now.

We drove a couple hours to get to the beach.

We got this place for two days.

And we're going to have fun.

I know your mom didn't want to come.

But, you know, we're here.

I'm also going to let this place go to waste.

So, let's actually go to the beach and we'll have fun.

Fun?

I really don't think it's fun rescuing you when you get drunk in the water.

I'm not going to get...

Babe, I'm not going to drink too much, okay?

That's what you say, but...

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, last year...

Listen, I'm not.

We're going to have a good time, okay?

I know you don't feel like hanging out with your stepdad all day, but...

This is...

It's kind of not a bad thing that your mom couldn't come because of work.

Or...

Whatever she said.

We're going to have some father-daughter time, right?

And, like...

I mean, like...

We haven't been talking this much.

Like, let's...

It'll be fun.

What's going to be fun?

What, you're just going to stay in your room, like, on your phone?

Well...

For the next day?

I mean...

You go on your phone, too.

But, like, yeah, I spend a lot of time on my phone.

I don't know.

Like, what are we going to do?

Just go down to the beach the entire weekend?

Like...

I don't...

Well, I don't know what we're going to do tomorrow.

But, like, yeah, we should go to the beach and hang out.

It's fun.

There'll be, like, boys there.

And you can talk to them, probably.

And we can play, like, volleyball or something.

I don't really want to play volleyball.

You don't have to do that.

We could do something else.

We could just get some food or something.

And go swimming for a little bit.

Babe, babe, come on.

Just...

Just change, okay?

And I'll come back in a few minutes and then we'll go.

Please?

Your dad, please?

Can we have a nice day at the beach?

Okay.

If it means he'll stop pestering me over and over again, yes.

Okay.

We're going to have a fun day.

We're going to have a fun weekend, right?

Sure.

Okay.

Thank you, sweetie.

We'll be back in a minute.

Hey, sweetie.

Are you ready?

What is that?

It's my bathing suit.

No.

No, you've got to change.

You've got to put a one-piece on or something.

This is the only suit that I brought.

I hardly wanted to come at all this weekend.

So I just grabbed the newest suit that I grabbed.

Are you being serious?

Yeah.

Sweetie, I can't go to...

I can't have my daughter...

That's like a toothpick.

What are you even wearing?

I mean, it...

It covers the parts.

Oh.

You really don't have anything else?

No.

Stay...

Stay low.

That's like the two fingers.

That's too...

Well, it's not like I have big boobs anyway.

It's like...

It covers what it needs to cover.

Sweetie, turn around.

Wait.

This is...

What is this?

This isn't even a bathing suit.

That's why girls wear it to the beach nowadays.

People are going to be able to see your butthole.

No, they won't.

It's fine.

What are you...

Sweetie, your nipples are going to pop out.

Dude.

Aren't you worried about guys?

Like...

Guys are going to try to manhandle you or something.

No, I'm not really worried about that.

And you're going to be there too, right?

So...

Yeah, it's just...

You really don't have another bathing suit?

No, I don't.

Fine, let's just...

Let's just go.

That's fine.

Just meet me downstairs, okay?

Okay.

I can't believe how packed up our list is.

See, I told you we were going to have fun.

I mean...

I guess that was kind of fun.

Yeah, tons of fun.

What are you talking about?

And there's all those guys there.

I bet you got a bunch of...

A bunch of these numbers and stuff.

No, not really.

I didn't get numbers.

Yeah, but I saw...

I saw a couple guys like you were talking to.

Like I talked to a couple people, but like...

I didn't get anybody's numbers.

You were the one that was getting numbers.

What are you talking about?

No, I wasn't.

Yeah, huh?

I saw you...

I saw you talking to that blonde woman over at the bar.

I saw you.

I was just...

I was just saying hi to her.

Nuh-uh.

Don't lie to me.

You were hitting on...

I wasn't hitting on her.

No, I wasn't.

Yes, you were.

No, I wasn't.

Yeah, you were.

No.

Yeah, huh?

I'm gonna...

Give me your phone.

See?

No, what are you doing?

Give me your phone.

I was just talking to her.

Give me it.

Give me my phone back.

Huh?

See?

I literally see right here.

You're already texting her.

That's...

That's not...

Give me my phone back.

No.

Okay.

No.

I'm your dad.

You have to...

No.

You have to give me my phone back.

Stop.

No.

Stop.

Give me my phone back.

Stop.

Stop.

It's not what you...

I was just...

She was just nice.

No.

Stop.

No.

Give me it back.

Dad, no.

No.

Give me it back.

You don't get it.

Stop.

You were being bad.

I was not.

I didn't...

Give me it back.

No.

Stop.

No.

Give me it back.

No.

Dad, what the...

What the fuck is that?

What?

You're hard.

No.

No, I'm not.

You have a boner.

No.

I didn't.

No.

I don't.

Just give me my phone.

Stop.

You totally are.

Oh, my gosh.

Enough with the phone.

Stop.

Give me it back.

Stop.

Stop.

Dad, oh, my God.

See?

You are totally hard.

What?

See?

A little...

A little bit.

Okay?

I'm sexually frustrated.

Okay?

Your mother hasn't had sex with me in like two months.

Well, I'm sorry.

That's a long time.

But...

Why are you so hard right now?

I just...

Because that happens.

I'm not doing anything.

What are you talking about?

What?

You said your sister had fun on vacation.

Yeah, no.

Are you funnily crazy?

Why not?

I won't tell anybody.

Anybody.

I promise.

What can I say?

I'm a little chubby.

Sorry, but she hasn't.

Do I do it better than she does?

Yes.

Oh.

I don't know.

What?

You like when I grin on your tip?

I think that's my pussy.

Yeah?

From the bar, Dad?

Yes.

Don't you feel weird?

As long as you don't tell anybody, it's fine, right?

I won't.