Hello!

Hi!

Please come on in.

Thank you.

Chill the other side.

Hi.

Um, are you Danny?

Um, yeah, I am, but um, I mean, I'm in kind of a rush, I mean, what's up?

I'm sorry, um, but that's actually kind of why I'm here, I want to try out for the baseball

team.

Come again?

You want to try out for the baseball team?

Okay, yes.

I do.

But you're so, you're so small and tiny.

I know, but you know, I know I'm small and I'm petite, but big things come in small

packages.

Come on, just, you want me to show you what I've got?

You know what?

Hell, why not?

I'll give you a chance.

I'll give you an opportunity to show me your skills and your talent, and uh, let's see

if there's a baseball player in there.

Thank you.

Yeah, I mean, is now a good time?

Because I'm actually just off to practice with the guys right now.

Right now's perfect.

There's some really good players there, so I hope you don't feel intimidated.

Okay.

No, I'll take any help I can get.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Then, uh, sure.

Let's go.

Ladies first after you.

Thank you.

Ladies, please come on in.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Yes.

Okay.

So, how was I?

Um, honestly?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's not for you.

You suck at baseball.

Um, I can't see any future for you in the game.

I suggest that you probably stop now.

Okay.

Yeah.

Well, if I'm not going to make the team, will you at least teach me a thing or two?

Teach you a thing or two?

I mean, did you not hear what I said?

You suck at baseball.

I mean, to teach you a thing or two?

I mean, wait, for instance, your stance, holding the bat.

You have no idea.

Listen, I guess I can give you a little point around that.

Okay.

Let's put the glove, put the glove down.

Okay.

The ball.

There you go.

Okay.

Just stand.

Stand like this.

Okay.

Yeah.

Get a nice firm grip.

Okay.

There you go.

You need to bend down a bit more.

There you go.

There you go.

Push it.

Push it.

Push your ass out.

There you go.

And okay.

There you go.

And yeah.

Is that you?

Yeah.

Can you, can you feel it?

Yes, I can.

I'm sorry.

Did I do that?

Yes.

Yes.

You did do that.

Yes.

I'm so sorry.

So it's okay.

Um, okay.

Oh, there you go.

I'm so sorry.

There you go.

You know, maybe you deserve a little, little reward just for helping me out today and being

so nice to helping me out there.

I really appreciate it.

Really?

I mean, but I'm supposed to be going to practice again with the boys.

Well, tell them something's up and you can't make it.

I'm going to have to tell them.

Okay.

I'm doing it.

Oh yes, guys.

Uh, am I on loudspeaker?

Okay, great.

Listen, sadly, I won't be able to train today.

No, no.

Something, uh, very, very important has, uh, has come up and, um, yeah, sadly I won't

be able to train, but, um, yeah, I hope you all have a good session and, um, I shall see

you guys tomorrow.

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

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keep looking at me

keep looking at me

maybe I can give you a couple of little more pointers on baseball

I would love a few more pointers