Hey bro, um, why are your sheets pink?

Why are you just walking in my room?

I mean, I'm not walking in your room, we live in the same house.

I guess.

What are you doing?

Chilling on my pink sheets, I guess.

Yeah, okay.

Mom made the bed, she fucking, I feel like she's...

You're 21, why is mom still making your bed?

I don't know, I feel like she's doing it all, she's putting the pink sheets on my bed on purpose.

Oh, okay, yeah, just, yeah, okay.

So, I have a question for you.

Okay.

So, obviously, um, you know how they make those, like, random, like, Instagram, like, um, things, and...

What do you mean?

So, sometimes they, like, rape girls, right?

Well, like, the campus thing that they're doing?

Yeah, and they're doing this...

Are you on there?

Well, they're doing this challenge right now, like, raiding tits, and I actually got raided really bad.

And it's, like, kind of bugging me out.

Yeah, but people on that...

Are fucking assholes, like, of course.

But, like, they're, like, you know, like, it looks pretty good.

What did they rate you as?

They rated me, like, a seven.

That's pretty good.

I mean, those people are...

Those guys are fucking brutal.

Also, you shouldn't even be on that shit.

But, I mean, I feel like...

I mean, they're really squishy, you can feel them.

Why?

Because I feel like it ups the rating.

Well, they're not feeling your boot, oh my god.

You know, I feel like...

Are you trying...

You want to get a higher rating on there or something?

I would like to, maybe, like, good reviews.

Would help.

Do you want to, maybe...

Do you want me to put a review in on it?

I mean, yeah.

It's...

Well, I mean, I have to give an honest review.

The thing is, none of those people are giving honest reviews because they just...

Okay, well, can you give me an honest review?

I mean, probably better than seven.

Do you want to see?

Really?

I mean, can I feel something?

Yeah.

I mean, just on feeling alone.

Yeah.

At least an eight and a half.

At least an eight and a half?

That's what I was saying.

Just from feeling.

Yeah.

Well, they look better.

If you want to see them.

Can I?

Yeah, if you want to.

Sure.

I'll give you a good rating on there.

Maybe it'll up your score.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Visually, like, a ten.

Yeah?

Yeah, easily.

Okay.

I feel like...

Can I feel them?

I feel like they just, like, rate it better, you know?

Yeah, but they're just fucking rating on, like, your cleavage.

I mean, realistically, so...

I mean...

Can I feel again?

Yeah, they're really nice.

Is it?

Yeah.

Well, maybe.

Oh, sorry.

Yeah, I like this shirt, though.

It's cute.

Thanks.

It matches my pink sheets.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know.

I just...

I feel like if you give your rating, then maybe they'll reconsider.

Yeah.

I'm weird with you to say.

What?

That I love your tits.

No.

I mean, we're not even related.

It's not...

It's fine.

It's not weird.

I've seen your tits before, but...

You've seen my tits before?

When?

Oh, I don't know.

We've lived in the same house for years at this point.

Like, I've seen you walk around.

I'm not, like, spying on you.

Well...

I mean, you've probably seen me naked, too.

I mean, not really.

What, really?

Can I rate it?

Because you've got to rate me.

Rate my...

Like, can I, um...

Can I rate it?

Rate my bulge?

I mean...

Oh, my God.

What are you...

It's kind of hard to, like, see and, like, rate it like that.

Okay, well, give me a rating on feel only, then.

I'll give you a nine.

See if you give me a good review.

Yeah.

A good rating, yeah.

You want my honest rating?

Yeah.

Like, I, like, need to see a little more to give you an honest rating.

Okay.

But on feel alone, I would say a nine.

What, you like that?

So, can I see it or what?

Yeah.

I feel like I need to get in a good position.

I don't know.

Yeah?

You really want to see...

You've never seen...

I mean, you've definitely never seen it hard before.

Is it hard right now?

You just felt it.

Yeah.

It's fucking hard.

Was it not?

No, it isn't.

I just need to, you know, feel it, too, because I want to give a really good rating.

Okay.

Yeah, do what you got to do.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, I would say you'd probably win if they were rating this on that page.

Yeah.

This is really good.

Sorry.

Well, that's fine.

I just, um, I believe you've never seen me like this before.

Not, like, that related.

Not at all, technically.

I mean, can I have some fun while I'm here?

I mean, I gave you a rate.

Do I get a reward for that?

Yeah.

Maybe.

Have you thought about this before?

You seem so confident about it.

Why, have you thought about this before?

I mean, I...

I know you have.

After feeling your tits, yeah.

I mean, that's when my fucking dick was so hard.

Yeah.

It seems a little exciting for me.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

So every time you see me get out of the shower and stuff upstairs, you just...

That's what you're thinking about?

I mean, I try not to, but, I mean, now I will.

Yeah?

I mean, I'm just upstairs.

It's not that far.

Yeah, but, I mean, we're hardly ever home alone, so...

Take advantage of it.

Oh, my God.

I feel so good.

Mm.

I could do this all day.

I don't have any plans.

Really?

Yeah.

I mean, I can think of a lot of fun things we could do.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Like what?

I mean, I don't want to get too ahead of ourselves.

Maybe you could show me your ass.

Oh, yeah?

You want to rate it?

Yeah.

I just want to feel it.

Yeah?

I want to see it.

Okay.

I already know it's a 10.

Yeah?

Is that so?

Yeah.

You don't even need to take a walk.

I just want to see it.

Maybe I should, um...

Just take my jeans off anyways, you know?

Yeah, get comfortable.

Thanks.

You know, the bed's, um, really comfy.

Yeah.

I can't believe your dick is this nice, and I didn't even know.

Yeah.

You're going to be thinking about it now?

Yeah, maybe.

Gave me a 10, right?

Yeah.

That's so nice.

I mean, maybe we can do a little more.

A more what?

I mean, maybe we could fuck.

You want to fuck?

I know we're already here.

I mean, okay, but we have to be fast.

Be fast?

Well, I don't know when someone's coming home.

It's only like 1 o'clock.

We're fine.

Okay.

But, I mean...

Okay, yeah?

Really?

Yeah.

And I feel like it hurt him as soon as I said yes.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Are you going to fuck me or what?

Okay.

Do you want me to fuck you?

Do you want to sit on it?

I would love to.

Yeah?

Yeah.

My hands are slipping off.

I mean, he had to sweat for some reason.

Whoa.

You want me to sit here?

I mean, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

I'm so happy I came down to say hi.

You're happy about your grading now?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

You like that?

Oh, my God.

I've seen your titties bounce.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah.

You want to turn around?

Yeah.

You can slap me harder than that, huh?

Fucking ass looks incredible.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

What was your grade?

The F?

The F.

The F.

The F.

The F.

The F.

I told you 10.

Easy.

Yeah.

Hmm.

It's going to fuck you now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hmm.

That.

I got tits.

Yeah.

Over your 10-10 tits.

Yeah.

Your picture?

Yeah.

Good.

I mean, maybe an 11 now.

Your rating's even better?

Yeah.

Okay, make sure to leave a review.