Yo, what's up, bro?

Griff man check out the greens

the place has totally

Spring has sprung. I guess you could say the house is totally

Flourishing with all the rain we got

There's all kinds of drought going on California as you know and the house looked like shit, but now look at all this

No, Griff. Hold on. Someone's calling me

Someone's here. Hello

Are you serious? Oh

Yeah, yeah, you're here I

Sure. Yeah, let me come. I'm right there. I'll come let you in right now. This is weird

Intriguing she said I have an awful

Hi Violet, I'm Chuck. I

Hope you don't mind I'm filming. Oh, thank you

real estate

real estate agent

Smith and Wesson developments, so you work for a real estate development company

I do yes, and we were absolutely interested in this place

Really? Yeah, I'm glad you had time to let me in and come see the place

Well, I don't think I mean

I've never really like put it on the market or anything, but I don't mind you know

I think you listening to what you want to say. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. This place is absolutely gorgeous. Oh, yeah, check it out

It's five acres

You know we got as I was just I was making a video for my brother griftish because you know

But when the drought was here we had none of this green and so he

He hasn't seen you know, we got that monsoon style weather last week

Oh my gosh, yeah, but it could have been good for us

You know, especially so much greener now exactly, which is perfect for what we want

Come on down. So what were you thinking?

We're actually not interested in the house so much. We want to tear it down and build

Beautiful renovated

New you know modern and it's right in the middle of Hollywood Hills. Everyone's gonna want to live here

I'm sorry violet, but I just I mean I have a little bit of a

emotional attachment to the house itself because my grandfather built it with his his bear literally his bare hands in the 30s and

Hear what you're saying and I bet you could get like a lot of value out of it

But I just I don't know look it's it's got so much personality, you know, bamboo

and I

Don't know. I just don't think

You couldn't pay me enough basically

I just think we can really make the value go up. I mean we were offering

You know five million dollars to you

What?

Five million dollars for my property. Yes, get the hell out of town. No, I'm serious

Yeah, we don't do this a lot, you know last minute without calling, you know, they wanted this very very badly

So they were willing to offer a substantial money five million dollars

And you know

I need to sit down

what uh oh my god, excuse me

Had a little bit of a

What's the word

Hallucination I thought you offered me five million dollars. Yes

No, I

Mean it's five acres. Yeah, but it's just for the land you want finding. Yeah, it's right in the middle of Hollywood

Hollywood Hills, this place is absolutely gorgeous.

You know, this is exactly what we're looking for, so.

Yeah, but, I, look, $5 million would be great,

but what about my house, what about me?

I mean, it's kind of, you know, run down a little,

and I think that, you know, maybe if you even owned

one of the town homes, I think you would be a lot happier.

You know, we could give it to you for no charge.

What?

Yeah, absolutely, it would be so beautiful, you know,

it's new, brand new, so.

Wait, so you're saying you'll give me $5 million

and a free town home right here on this property

once you build it?

It'll be a beautiful community, family,

family-oriented people, you know,

you're gonna meet a lot of people, maybe even a lady.

Oh, oh, oh you, oh you.

Well, look, $5 million and a free house

is a silly thing to turn down, but how do I know,

I mean, really?

How do I know that you're, are you for real?

Are you for real?

Yes, absolutely, I have all the paperwork

if you'd like to see it.

I get to town with you and go through everything.

I mean, it just seems too good to be true.

It's not.

I was just doing a little video for my brother

on a Sunday and here I am, a millionaire?

How about my grandfather left the place?

Yeah, but I mean, I'm sure he wouldn't mind,

after all, it's just a materialistic item, you know.

But let me show you this cozy little bedroom, I mean,

it's just got so much character, you know,

and it's just tough to brighten it up in here, shall we?

It's beautiful.

Yeah.

I just don't think that I can sell, I'm so sorry.

I really want the $5 million, but my grandfather would kill,

he would absolutely kill me.

I mean, it's still the same area, you know,

you would still be in the presence of your grandfather,

I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

I mean, maybe, you know, we can think of some other ways to,

you know, convince you and help you make your decision.

What are you doing?

Like, a blow job.

What did you say?

A blow job.

To help convince me to sell you my house?

Yeah, I think it would work really well.

I think you would enjoy it, huh?

Oh my God, are you actually taking it?

Mm-hmm.

Is this real?

It's like a sign in my mouth, like,

he has just like that, oh, it's so amazing.

I love it when he plays with my tits, like he has,

oh my God, I love the way you eat my little pussy.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Mm-hmm.

It's amazing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, fuck, yeah, yeah.

Funny real estate agent, huh?

Don't worry about that, your grandfather will forgive us.

Oh, fuck, yeah, it's right there, right there.

Oh, yeah, that feels so good to suck my pussy.

Touching that clit?

Yeah, I love playing with my clit, what you fuck me like.

Yeah, mm, mm.

Oh my God, fuck.

Touching that clit.

Mm-hmm.

I'm here now, okay, fuck.

Where are you going to want that car?

For my titties.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Fuck.

What?

Oh, hell, I'm working hard.

Oh, shit, too soon?

Damn, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, you're really convincing, but we can do this, like, on the regular?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

I couldn't possibly say no to that.

Yeah, show me that paperwork, I'm ready to, I'm ready to sell.

It seems like a pretty fucking win-win deal for me, right?

Mm-hmm.

All right, let's go, yeah.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.