Oh, man. This isn't good. This isn't good.

They're here. They're here.

We weren't ready. We were not ready.

I've got to get going. I've got to get going.

Uncle Ron, what are you doing?

You've got to get off the internet. It's rotting your fucking brain, man.

It's real, Charles. AI happens.

It's already here. Their sighting's in France.

We've got to get to Nemoc.

Ed has the bunker ready.

If it's going to get crazy in the city, you don't want to be here.

Didn't you say the same bullshit 25 years ago?

Remember the comet and all your boys?

You guys were supposed to jump on the comet.

I mean, come on. We're used to going to Heaven's Gate?

What the fuck happened with that?

It's the same shit all over again.

Big media cover-up.

It was disinformation.

It's what they try to make everybody look crazy.

That's what they do. They gaslight you.

Charles, the truth is out there,

and it's right in front of your eyes.

I can't believe you're alone.

My phone is ringing. I gotta get off.

Where have you been?

I need to lock in that bookie.

Where are you?

What the fuck are you doing out in the desert?

Do you mean to tell me you've sold everything and moved to the desert?

Won't the aliens still be on the planet?

Oh, so people are going to go crazy and riot,

and there'll be anarchy, and they'll destroy their own cities,

and then aliens will just...

We got it.

We won't... Won't we be able to handle it?

Look, look, look, look.

Robert, I'm just trying to book a girl with your name.

Your agency.

What's up with Maya Cherubimon?

Is she still in the valley?

She's with Yale.

In the desert.

Wait, wait.

So why are you destroying your phone?

The aliens are tracking you.

Why are the aliens...

Hello?

Robert! Robert! Robert!

Who the fuck is that?

Charles, don't go out there.

She couldn't be one of them.

It's getting crazy.

You could say that again.

Can I help you?

They're coming.

What are you doing on my property?

Because it's the best place to view the end of the world.

Charles, don't go to the desert.

Why?

I gotta get out of here. It's not safe.

Text me when you get there.

I can't. I'm off the grid. Destroy my phone.

Charles, put on some protection.

You don't want them in your brain.

So when are they coming?

I don't know.

I'm just thinking about all the things I never got to do in my life.

It's so short now.

What a bummer.

Charlie.

Charles.

You live around here?

Thousand Oaks.

So, uh, why are you up here?

I told you.

It's the best place to see everything that's going on.

I tried to get up the fire road, but it was blocked off.

So I came up your driveway.

Got it.

Well, I suppose it is a good view.

Let me ask you, Charlie.

Why do you think this is the end of the world?

You really think aliens are coming to destroy the Earth?

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

We're the people.

You really think aliens are coming to destroy the Earth?

What if the aliens are cool and just want to meet us Earthlings?

Why would they?

Look at all the problems in the world.

It's all ending and there are so many things I never did.

I'm going to die without experiencing so much in life.

Well, what is it that you wanted to do that you didn't get to do?

Well, let's see.

I wanted to go to Europe.

Paris.

I wanted to go to Europe.

go to antarctica on the bahamas yeah travel that would be fun and i've never even had a job

that would be fun to try i'm a lesbian so i've only been with a man a few times so yeah i would

have liked to have a few more sexual partners that'd be nice don't we all i hear you but

shouldn't you be with your lesbian partner these last few hours on earth oh god no she's such a

bitch we broke up she's so demanding men are so much more simple to deal with you know i'm gonna

tell you a secret that i never let her know what's that i've always wanted to have a man

fuck me in the ass and fill me up with cum i guess i'll never experience a needle cream pie

look i've got a proposition for you i have a

porn site i'm just

i could give you that anal cream pie if you would let me film us having sex just you and me like

put the camera on a tripod fully documented just two people helping each other out before the world

ends i see hmm so i would be having sex with a man and you would fuck me in my ass yep and

in the off chance that world does not come to the end then uh we could release the scene next week

and i could

become a porn star a job yep but only if the world doesn't end you can be of a career okay

then we better hurry up where are we gonna do this at right this way hey are you ready there's

no story we have to act out like you're not gonna deliver a pizza or be a plumber or something

we've already told the story well i'm nervous it's been a few years since i've been with a man and

i've never had a man fuck me in the ass before perfect neither have i i'm not gonna be a porn star

oh man man hans was so good on me

i've never had a lesbian suck my cock before

beautiful wine

yes yes yes

yes yes yes