Step sis, I fucking hate it in here. Like we literally cannot leave. Yeah, it's so boring. Look at the weather. Oh my god. It's snowed five inches in the past hour. I hate this so much. I just, I need to get out of here....
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Step sis, I fucking hate it in here. Like we literally cannot leave.
Yeah, it's so boring.
Look at the weather. Oh my god.
It's snowed five inches in the past hour.
I hate this so much. I just, I need to get out of here.
I had things I was supposed to do this weekend.
Like what?
I was supposed to ride a train.
A what?
Nevermind, it's not gonna happen. I know I was really excited for it.
Yeah, I was supposed to go to some party.
Our stepmom's annoying. And she's like, no, it's snowing.
What are we gonna do, like fucking sink in the snow? Like, makes no sense.
At this point, we could swim in the snow. That shit is deep.
Yeah, probably.
Oh my god, you guys look miserable.
Yeah, we're depressed.
Yeah, there's nothing to do.
We can't even go outside.
Yeah, it's not safe.
Yeah, we had things to do, stepmom.
You can't drive. The roads are covered in ice. Like, ugh.
Like five inches.
It's not that bad.
In the last hour.
It's not that big.
We could have put chains on the tire.
We- the chains are locked in storage. We can't get to them.
You guys, if I could let you go if it was safe, I would, but unfortunately-
We can just walk.
You say that, but then you'll get out there, and you'll be miserable.
You're right, I really don't like the cold.
I have plans with my friends.
Yeah, but like, your friends are fucking boring as shit anyway, so.
Yeah, but we all have plans, babe. I was supposed to do things tonight too,
but now it's a good opportunity for us to spend time together as a family.
That's, like, boring as shit.
Like what? What would we do?
How's the day we've been on our phone?
Exactly, that's probably why you're so bored. I mean, we used to spend time playing together all the time when you were younger.
Like what?
We were all the games we used to play. We used to play board games, we used to play hide and seek.
None of those games were fun.
None of them were.
We're not kids anymore.
Well, I mean, that's all a state of mind. You guys can make anything as fun as you want to make it.
You just have to...
lock in, you know? You're only bored if you're boring. You guys ever heard that before?
Well, I can assure you...
She just called us boring.
We're not boring.
I mean...
I was supposed to be getting trained.
Maybe daydream, but like, me?
Well, okay, I'm not calling you guys boring. I'm just saying that maybe you just need to get a little bit more inspired.
How did you come up that way?
Well, I mean, if the shoe fits.
You didn't just say that.
I mean, I thought I raised you guys better than this.
Yeah, I thought I raised you guys to have more creativity than this. To have, you know, just a little bit more inspiration.
I'm a very creative person.
I feel like I'm pretty creative.
Alright, then do more with less. I mean...
Likewise.
Let's figure something else out. I mean, life can't be perfect all the time. You can't get your way 100%. You have to make do with what you have.
We don't even have board games.
Well, then we'll figure something else out.
What are we gonna do, Mom?
Make origami.
Maybe.
Okay, listen. I was you guys' age once, too.
I know what it's like to be stuck indoors when you wish you'd be doing anything else.
So, how about this? Why don't, for these games, why don't we raise the stakes?
Maybe have some prizes or something?
Okay, what kind of prizes?
Yeah, I'm kind of intrigued now.
How about whoever wins, no choice for a week, and a bonus on your allowance?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay, great.
Alright, so...
So, first game...
Maybe we should do...
Well, yeah, let's just keep it classic. Let's just do hide and seek.
There's lots of places in the house to hide out.
Okay.
Like I said, I know you guys, it's not like the craziest game, but, you know, you just have to use your creativity and just get into it.
There's barely anywhere to hide.
Well, then you'll just have to figure it out.
I'm gonna try to figure it out, because I don't want to do chores.
I know.
See? Get motivated. You just have to get into it.
I mean, we have nothing else to do, so we might as well.
And then, if we don't play hide and seek, what else can we play after that?
Maybe... I don't know...
Do Thumb War? I don't know, Tic-Tac-Toe? What other games do you guys want to play?
I like Thumb War.
Thumb War? What about Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Okay, we'll figure out the rest of the games later. Let's start with hide and seek now.
So, if you can find us in less than five minutes, no choice for you next week. Okay?
Okay.
Touch it.
We'll go hide.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Good luck.
Let's go.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Okay. I think we can find a good hiding spot in here.
Maybe... get up in behind those pillows?
Okay.
Okay.
I...
Yep, you're still hidden.
I'll hide.
I'll hide back here behind you.
Can't see me.
Okay, great.
I don't think he'll figure we're back here.
Yeah, I think we're... yeah, he's not going to find us at all. You know your brother.
Yeah, if we just stay quiet enough, he'll never know we're back here.
I feel like he's not even that good of a seeker.
No. You know he gets distracted so easily.
He's probably sitting on his phone right now.
Exactly. He probably forgot we were even playing.
He only has five minutes, though.
Yep, it looks like you're not going to be doing any chores next week.
I knew I was going to win.
I was going to say, I almost want to, like, remind him, but then, like, I'm going to leave and it's going to give us away.
Where are they at?
They're not even here somewhere.
It's not even planned.
Are you under here?
Nope.
I can... I can see you guys.
Oh, my God.
Really good job.
I could literally see you guys clear as day.
You were not hiding.
I literally put my whole body behind you.
Well, the pillows aren't going to cover everything.
You know that, right?
Well, it still took you a while.
Well, it still took you a few minutes, anyways.
Anyways, whatever.
It's my turn to hide, so...
I guess it is.
You start counting.
Three, four...
Let's figure out my spot in here.
How about, like, right there?
Oh, here?
I don't think she'll find us here.
No, not at all.
Yeah, babe, you know your sister.
She's going to chat the entire rest of the house before she even makes it to this room.
Oh, I know.
It's going to be so clueless.
No.
No chores for you for a week.
She's so going to lose.
Hey.
Hey.
Yeah, I don't think she'll find us.
No, totally.
I know, totally.
I know, right?
You know, I'm so sorry I missed your soccer game last week.
It's fine.
I mean, we still won, so it doesn't really matter.
Definitely make the next one, though, okay?
Yeah, I know you will.
You're great like that, Mom.
I do it again.
What's it going to take for her to find us?
No counting is in her strong suit.
I know.
I feel bad for her sometimes.
She's a creative.
Mathematics aren't her thing, you know?
You just got a lot of glitter balls from her talents, you know?
I'm going to figure out what you were good at really early on, you know?
Yeah, it was sports.
It was pretty easy.
I just got thrown into it.
You had an actual talent for it.
Your sister's just trying things out, you know?
I can see that.
She's trying real hard.
I think she'll be the hang of it.
I think she's going to be the hang of it.
Yeah.
She's going to be the hang of it, yeah.
We'll see.
Okay.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
We'll see.
God, but I think she'll get the hang of it at some point, I mean, she's not that dumb, right?
No, not at all, you know, it's just every kid is different, you know?
And your stepsister, like I said, she just needs to keep trying new things and...
What hasn't she tried is my question.
Maybe she'll just have to try it all a second time before she figures it out, you know?
She's tried way too many times already.
Well, if we can pay for her to do it, we're gonna figure it out.
You know, you don't have to worry about it, you just be a supportive stepbrother, okay?
I guess. Hopefully she finds something soon, though.
Hopefully she finds something, and hopefully she finds us. I mean, come on.
So how long? Like, four minutes already?
Like I said, it looks like you're not doing chores next week, you know?
Oh, I'm so happy I don't have to do chores, I hate doing them.
I just think you didn't want to play games to begin with.
Yeah, I mean, I thought about it, and then...
I was like, it's probably boring, but like, what could go wrong?
Right, we have nothing else better to do.
Literally, I'll have to scroll through my phone and be even more bored, you know what I mean?
Too much noise.
Be quiet.
Yeah, you think?
Yeah, and she hasn't found us yet.
We're not wrong.
She has, like, one more minute.
I really hope she doesn't find us.
Give her her time, honey, she'll figure it out.
I hope she doesn't.
Yeah, you're right.
Here, you guys. Go freaking out.
You guys are in playing time.
That's not even fair, it's like you, like...
Who did you say didn't even get a hiding spot?
We did what we could.
I mean, one more minute and you would've lost.
Ugh, my god.
Well, I guess that technically means you guys are tied, right?
Ugh, yeah.
I guess.
One last game?
One last game to figure out the tiebreaker.
What's the game?
Honey, I know you can beat him at tic-tac-toe.
Come on, let's do this.
Yeah, I hope so, because I don't want to do chores next time.
Okay, we'll figure it out.
Well, good luck.
Let's go.
I'm gonna win.
You wish.
We got nine games here.
Competitive spirit.
So, if you lose at least four, then you lose.
Yeah.
Because I have five.
Here's yours, and here's mine.
I'm kind of scared now.
Don't get scared.
Don't back down.
You talked a big game to your stepsister.
I did, didn't I?
Don't lose now.
Look at you blocking him.
You're definitely not gonna lose.
I mean, I don't see how I'm gonna lose either.
You guys are still tied.
Alright, play the next game.
Yep.
You started off, honey.
Do you want to be green or orange?
I'll be green, honey.
Practice with me.
Help you brush up your skills.
Don't lose, though.
I'm gonna win.
Ooh.
I don't know.
I'll come right after you.
That's a tie game.
Dang.
You guys all be pretty smart.
Oh my god.
You want to try one more time?
Here, yeah.
Put me in top right.
Top right.
I got you, honey.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Where next, Enzo?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I want to do ... Do the bottom left.
Bottom left here?
Yeah.
What are you gonna do, honey?
How are you going to block him?
Bottom right.
Bottom right.
Oh!
That's one for Daisy.
Should I start this one?
Yep.
Winners go first.
Yes.
Alright, honey.
What's your next move, Enzo?
Oh, my god.
I guess middle.
Middle?
Okay.
Top left?
Top left?
Ooh, it's getting tight.
Oh, you know.
Jesus, what the hell?
It's a tight game.
It doesn't really matter.
Right.
Block that.
Block that three-way though.
You know what?
Do the top left.
Top left.
Top right.
That was too easy.
Bottom.
Middle.
Look how well we all play together.
It's just like when we were younger.
Huh?
You're not gonna do anything with that?
No.
Middle.
Middle.
Middle.
Middle left.
Jesus.
There's like no way of winning.
Good job, honey.
I know.
You guys are too good.
All right.
Who's got first move on this next one?
I call it.
Daisy.
Okay.
Good to see you.
You put it in such a weird position.
All right.
Fucking go middle.
Don't judge what position I started.
I'm gonna judge hard.
This is a no-judgment zone, you guys.
Oh, what is this?
All right.
Do the bottom left.
Oh, no.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
You win.
Oh, it's not a traditional game, is it?
It is.
It is.
It is.
I'm gonna take it.
You're gonna do it.
I'm gonna take it.
No, I'm not gonna do it.
Okay.
She's got you.
You do the bottom right.
I am not gonna do chores.
Oh, you're gonna get some chores.
Watch.
Daisy's in the lead.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Do the middle.
Do the top.
Oh, look at her go.
You're not going to win this next one though.
Here, if I actually like.
You want me to take care of food?
Oh, you got it, honey.
Here, mom, you can do mine.
Okay, I got you.
Where are you going next?
Top left, bottom middle.
You're not going to win this one, Enzo.
That's fine, we still have to keep playing
because all this was tied.
Middle left.
Yeah, you're definitely not winning.
Neither are you.
We need another game.
I mean, I technically won.
That doesn't count.
We only played like three games.
And yeah, and then I played one too.
We played a lot of games.
No, but all that was tied.
This is more than three.
Yeah, but that's like all that's tied.
Well, we could play some more tic-tac-toe
or we can maybe try another game.
You guys used to love Hangman when you were kids too.
That's true.
We can do Hangman.
How about I make the words and you guys have to guess it?
Yeah, I'm down.
Let's see.
I was about to write the word.
Okay, guys.
Three words.
Each word is four letters long.
Who wants to guess the first letter?
I will.
What do you got, Honey?
How many letters are there in the alphabet again?
Oh my God.
26.
Okay.
I think maybe I.
Okay, so I is not in one of the words.
Okay, so I is not in one of the words.
Okay, so I is not in one of the words.
Out of 26 letters?
Out of 26 letters?
Oh my God.
How about A?
How about A?
A?
Got one.
What a loser.
What did you get?
What did you get?
Maybe an O?
An O?
One O.
Your turn, Linzo.
How about an E?
One E.
You can catch up.
Is there...
Unfortunately, Honey, no.
Is there...
Is there...
Is there...
Is there...
Is there...
Is there...
Is there...
Is there...
Is there...
Can you imagine guessing T?
Can you imagine guessing T?
That's crazy.
A lot of words start with T.
You're totally right.
There's some words with words.
There's some words with words.
Am I too dumb?
Be nice to your stepsister.
Be nice to your stepsister.
Come on.
It's your turn, Indo.
Yeah, I'm not.
You?
One U.
This is way too easy.
This is way too easy.
Is it...
Is it...
Is the bottom word blue?
Is the bottom word blue?
No, babe, it's not.
Nice guess.
Oh.
I think that gets you...
I think that gets you...
I think that gets you...
I think that gets you...
L and B. Well, so you know what? There technically is a letter L, but it is not there.
Oh, so I don't know. How do we, how do we just guess L and B? I would. That's cheating. No,
it's not. It's an L. We'll let you have it. L. I guess L. Oh, whatever. Well, look at that.
What is that? What the hell? U L E? Hmm. Yeah. That's your letter though, right Enzo?
That is correct. Okay. So there's no B you said, right? No B. Did we guess a Y?
He said I was too dumb. He just guessed Y. Oh my God. Well, he is actually correct.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Is there an M?
An M.
No, babe, I'm sorry.
You have a leg.
You already gave him a leg, that's crazy.
Is there an S?
There's actually two S's, Enzo.
Oh my God.
An N.
Look at that.
Good job, babe.
Enzo, it's your turn.
No, stop.
Just get the letter.
Oh.
You guys are almost finished.
Yeah.
R, look at that.
Oh my God.
You got two tic-tac-toes.
He got one, and he got the hangman.
So after all these games, we're still tied.
How do we break it with rock, paper, scissors, shoot?
Or do you want to go another game with him, then?
I mean, whatever one that I'm going to win at this point.
None of them.
I don't want yours, so I'm going to win.
We'll find out.
Let me see.
I'll make one more hangman.
Hold on.
What should I make the word?
Yeah, what should you make the word, mom?
Give me a minute.
Let me think.
Let me think.
Jesus.
She's going to do multiple words again.
It is a complete sentence, you guys.
I'll go first, since I won the last game.
Let's start with A.
Hmm.
Is there an A?
One A, two A.
Your turn, Daisy.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, babe.
No.
So you have a head.
Oh my God.
Is there an E?
One E. E for ENSO.
I totally like Dave.
Oh!
Imagine giving the hangman a head.
You go.
Is there an...
Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
There's definitely a B.
You are correct.
What the heck?
Told you I'm good at this.
How do you even know that that's B?
How do you know that?
Is that...
Is there an L?
Unfortunately, no.
We got a body now.
Enzo, your turn.
Is there a U?
One U.
You know what, I forgot one letter.
There was an extra I, but go ahead.
Is there an F?
There sure is.
Good job.
Ooh, can I guess two words?
Wow, someone's feeling brazen.
Go right ahead.
Uh, fun and is.
You got one, but you missed the other one.
It's actually in, huh?
It sure is.
Yes.
Is it?
You could have just guessed one letter
and got both of those words.
Oh, whatever.
I.
Oh, then.
Wait your turn.
Is there an M?
An M?
Is there an, oh, hold on, a C.
A C.
A C, there sure is.
Oh my gosh.
Um, is there a D?
Oh my gosh.
But you're trying to be, but that's what we're hearing.
Yeah, I'm definitely gonna lose.
She hasn't lost yet.
Oh, according to the letters.
Not entirely.
There's so many letters.
Uh, damn, I, Jesus.
O-R-L-M-D.
There's a B-E-A-C-D.
E-F-G.
Is, there's a G?
Yes, there is.
Oh my gosh.
Are you sure you're not missing a letter on here?
I don't think so.
Is there a K?
What the fuck?
You're trying.
I know, but there's only 26 letters in the alphabet.
I've guessed literally like six already.
It's OK, you got a lot of the other ones though, too.
I'm kind of curious.
No, you definitely didn't.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Shit.
Just forfeit?
No.
Look at your letter compared to mine.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G. Is there an H?
Nope.
We wrote a letter on the board for engine, and you know what I just realized?
We're losers.
I've forgotten so many body parts.
Let's look.
OK, so we've got a head, we got a body, we've got a leg.
We got another leg.
OK, but he's supposed to have three legs.
He's got an arm.
Two.
Oh my god, no.
An eye.
Mom, add a third leg.
Thank you.
Okay.
There's still an eye left at least.
I know, right?
In a mouth.
In a mouth and hair.
Oh.
And maybe some feet.
Some hands.
Okay.
We've got room.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I still have like five more letters to guess and possibly be wrong on, but hopefully I'm
not wrong.
I have faith.
Yeah.
I don't.
Wow.
It's your turn.
It's your turn.
Is there...
A Q.
Q.
Adventurers guessed Q.
I feel like it has to be.
But unfortunately, no.
We bought another eye.
What's your letter, honey?
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K. Is there K?
I already guessed it.
L, M, N, O, P.
P?
No P, babe.
You have two letters now.
What?
You can have it.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
So you have...
You're still losing.
You have a little hand.
Um...
Maybe...
T.
T?
Look at you.
Yay!
Good job.
Thank you.
I really don't want to do T.
Is that...
What does that even say?
Um...
I realized what the letter probably starts with.
Ooh.
Confidence, I love it.
Is your guess, Enzo?
Is there an S?
Ooh!
Oh my gosh!
what I was gonna guess well the second I put the tea down the only thing that
would come after a tea hmm think on the carpet stop stop but no okay no there's
no age oh my gosh why oh my god yes that was what I needed the whole time hey I
still want it yep I think whoever gets the word hmm
yeah well why don't we just do one
I think whoever gets the word hmm well why don't we just do one
I think whoever gets the word hmm well why don't we just do one more game of tic-tac-toe okay you
more game of tic-tac-toe okay you
more game of tic-tac-toe okay you guys ready for the grand finale okay
mm-hmm you won now you both are doing chores for the week and I'm gonna kick
back wait what you guys have a chance to win that's not fair
yeah mom literally just won life's not fair kids at least we had fun staying in
yeah yeah there were new hangings and
there were new hangings and tic-tac-toe would be like super fun I mean it was better than
tic-tac-toe would be like super fun I mean it was better than being on my phone but I still kinda miss edgar it's whatever it is what it is I
being on my phone but I still kinda miss edgar it's whatever it is what it is I mean next time yeah you guys better get to work okay okay
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