Hey, check this out, got your mother's day gift, you want to see it?

Yeah, sure.

It looks like, is that lingerie?

Yeah.

It's her favorite color.

This is really great fabric.

You like it?

Yeah, it's just...

I think she's going to love it.

I can't wait.

Are you sure this is going to fit?

Yeah, of course it's going to fit.

This looks pretty tiny.

Underwear is kind of deceptive.

This is like my size.

That is not your size, believe me.

I took the measurements, I went through her drawers this morning and I wrote down her measurements

and I brought it up to the woman and the store gave it to her, so I'm sure it's the right size.

I know that you're my stepdad, but you've been in this family long enough, you should know that this is not her size.

This is tiny.

It's going to fit your mother, trust me, okay?

It's going to look wonderful.

She is way more well-endowed.

Do you think I'm not capable of picking out lingerie for my wife?

This is like my size.

Obviously, you just might be bad with numbers.

Now I'm bad with numbers.

Well, look.

I'm sure it'll fit fine.

Look at this.

Oh my gosh.

Look.

Okay, these types of garments are very deceptive, alright?

Deceptive?

Because it looks really big like this.

Okay.

But it goes all the way around, right?

Yeah, it looks like it's going to be fine.

It's totally...

No.

This is...

I'm sure it's going to fit fine.

It's extra small.

Seriously, you think mom's an extra small?

She does not...

Listen.

No, look.

Look.

It's not going to fit her.

She's going to hate it because she can't even wear it.

She's going to feel like you can't pay attention enough to her to know what her size is.

Oh my god.

You don't think I'm capable of doing anything.

I can't even pick out what I think yet?

Can you help them in your hands enough to know that this is way too small for her?

Apparently not, I guess, huh?

Okay.

Well, I guess not because this is my size.

I'm sure it's going to fit you better.

Are you sure about that?

No.

Yeah, I'm positive.

No.

You want me to prove it to you?

Because this is not her size.

Look at this.

No.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

No, not really.

I'll show you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

What?

No.

You think that this is too small.

I'm going to put it on and show you.

Oh, my God.

Are you serious right now?

Fasten this for me.

Look.

Are you being serious?

If you put it on yourself, you'll see.

Oh, my God.

Help me.

It's not going to fit her.

Okay.

Look how well this fits me.

Right?

Yeah.

So, next thing.

What are you doing?

I don't...

You don't...

Are you seriously going to try the whole outfit on right now?

Yeah.

Look.

I...

Panties.

Right?

I can't believe this.

You're doing this right now.

Panties.

They look really...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

They're really big.

When you put them on, it squeezes.

This one.

The straps make it look a little bit weird.

I can't believe you're doing this right now.

When you figure it out...

No.

Look.

Look.

I can put it on the tightest size.

Even if I put it on the loosest size...

Yeah?

It's not going to work.

Damn it.

Yeah.

I know.

I know I'm right.

Oh.

See this skirt?

I spent all day shopping for this.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I'm not going to wear this.

I know.

Now what am I going to do?

You're going to have to go back to the same store.

You're going to want to feel this.

I mean...

I mean...

See the lace?

Detailing.

Very firm...

I shouldn't be doing...

...upside.

You know what?

I...

What do you mean?

No.

You've got to know what it's actually like.

Right?

What are you doing?

I was just trying to show you that this would really fit me better.

You want to try it on?

No.

Do you want to try one now?

Really?

Is it hot enough?

Oh my god, yeah.

I can try, but my mouth is just so small.

I'm sucking your cock in the sludge, alright?

I think it does look better on you.

Oh my god, you have two hands like that.

It's so much better than my mom.

Higher than her?

I feel like a younger version.

She's so mad right now, she can't even do it.

Are you sure she doesn't find out?

Oh my god.

Watch out for your cell phone.

Gotta get out of here.