Dont Hang Up I Am Just Fucking My Stepson Jade Greene Juan Loco - xxxCinema

Dont Hang Up I Am Just Fucking My Stepson Jade Greene Juan Loco - xxxCinema

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i swear to god this better not be another robot hi yes it's jade green um i'm calling about my

internet bill um so look i have my customer hold on i have my um customer number right here just

look it's not gonna take long i just want to talk about this give me one second and i'll give you

my number i know i got you but i'm busy today and you know with the wedding coming up what oh no i

got you here but i have some stuff to do so i'm gonna finish this call sorry about that um yeah so

my customer number is two four three five one five two yeah yeah can you check that for me

because originally the deal was supposed to be um 74.99 was our original package um but i noticed

that this one it was a way bigger amount and it's not like i have a bigger package like or

well maybe i do but i haven't seen any additional benefits from my service this month so why am i

paying a hundred dollars extra i don't get it can i speak uh to a manager maybe or oh you're putting

me on hold against come on that's so ridiculous yeah oh you need my number again i mean i already

just gave it to you oh i'm gonna come okay thank you i appreciate you

yeah i mean i just want to make sure that what i'm paying for is worth it oh yeah now i know the

service was extra but like that's why i'm asking what other benefits are there oh yeah i appreciate

that i just want to make sure that what i'm paying for i'm getting the services provided for and i

mean at the end of the day as long as my bill doesn't change month to month i'll be a happier

customer so i really appreciate that thank you

um yeah and i mean that should be good for now i might be interested in looking at auto pay options

um if it saves me money just because i'm on a budget here and i'm trying to

make sure that um that that my bill's in order every month so thank you i mean

i don't mean to sound rude or anything it's just i want to make sure my bill is consistent

month to month and oh great i'm glad i got you back on here yeah thank you yeah i am so excited

i cannot wait to be a wife and a stepmom i know it's gonna be so great oh yeah i have the details

right in front of me um oh my gosh i have to send you pictures of my dress i love it it's absolutely

perfect um do you think we could do the thing we did yesterday you need to breed me yeah so i was

thinking for like color scheme we could do something like americano fourth of july you know

i love stuff like that so like red white and blue

and um oh hold on one second yeah so so for color schemes we were gonna go with

red white and blue i i might even add some gold to that i mean we'll see as like an accent color

yeah and i i was thinking it would go well with the center pieces um oh you need here i

i can grab the details for that just just give me a second

i'm gonna go with

like a four course i know three course is like standard but i really wanted to go all out for

my in-laws and my family and everything so let's do four courses um yeah uh i was gonna have i was

gonna have um my my aunt bring italian cookies oh yeah sorry i think it's the connection the

connection keeps making it weird um so so yeah we're probably gonna do the italian cookies

with the wedding cake on top of the four courses and then we'll have each table decorated again so

um i was going to do that the desserts with the cake um along with the the four courses

yeah i'm telling you my connection here is weird that's why i i think i keep staggering in and out

here um but i i figured that that should be enough and then yeah i just need your help with

finding a vendor for the uh silverware and flatware

oh yeah here i can grab that too give me a minute oh

fuck your mommy fuck

oh yeah sorry about that um oh i'm only six i'm only having six bridesmaids um um i think uh the

groom was planning on six but

He might have his little nephew as a ring bearer,

we're still deciding.

Yeah, I think that would be great.

I'll talk to my soon-to-be husband about the payment plan

because he was the one that was gonna cover it,

but he said pretty much anything's fine.

There's no budget, so that's, I mean, that's wonderful.

Yeah, we can really get creative with this.

Oh, yeah, I can check on that for you too.

Pretty on top of it with everything.

I've made sure to meet all the vendor's deadlines.

And I, Jesus, I also, I even got the cake done.

So like the baker has the cake design and all of that.

It's very pretty, it's a little like tree.

Each year it's like kind of like a stump

and then on top it's birds, two little birds in a nest.

So very gorgeous.

And perfect for our little American theme.

Oh, fuck, oh no, I'm sorry.

I just said, fuck, I'm so excited.

It's gonna be wonderful.

Yeah, sorry, I just get so enthusiastic, excuse my language.

We can talk about like corsages and stuff.

I mean, I already, I made sure the venue had a fridge.

I don't think we'll need them, but just in case.

Oh, yeah, you wanna call me back?

That's fine.

I'm not doing anything else today.

So you could totally call me back.

Yeah.

All right.

Thanks so much.

Now I'm gonna blow you.

Hey, yeah, yeah, I'm still free.

We can totally get back to it.

Yeah, so, yeah, so with the corsages,

like I'm not really committed to them.

I mean, we'll see what happens, but I'm probably just,

I'm just gonna go with like, you know,

the regular bouquets and boutonnieres.

Maybe, yes, maybe we could use them for the MILs,

but we'll see, we'll see what happens.

No, no, no, we're still gonna stick

to the original color scheme.

So that, the flowers too,

they're gonna be red, white, blue, and gold.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Oh, you know, I haven't even thought about that yet.

Yeah, I have to consider if we're gonna be

like taking the bridesmaids there,

if we want them all to meet at the venue before.

I don't know, we might wanna hire a limo.

That still seems to be the thing to do.

Oh, that's so helpful.

Yeah, if you could let me know like a few spots

so I can compare.

Oh, you are the best.

This is why I hired you.

Oh no, that's the one thing we still haven't found

like a chaplain or a minister, I guess.

Yeah, that's one of my last lists.

Oh, you know what?

Yeah, I haven't even thought about that yet.

No, I haven't hired an officiant.

Yeah, I didn't know if I wanted to go

with a man or a woman, so,

but I'll add it to my list and make sure it gets done.

Yeah, I can hold for a second.

I'm not doing anything, as I said,

for the rest of the afternoon,

so you got me on the phone.

Okay, yeah, I'll wait.

You, down.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm gonna milk that cock.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, what's this thing?

I'm still here.

Thanks so much.

I mean, you've really been the best through planning this.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Yeah, yeah.

I can have that paperwork submitted to the venue soon,

and you'll get me the limo recommendations.

Awesome.

Yeah, yeah, that'll be great.

Yeah, sorry about that.

I think it's the service in my house.

I just, you know, I'm out in the middle of nowhere,

right outside the city.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

It's so great.

I'm glad we're gonna have the flowers, the decor.

Oh, fuck.

Best day of my life.

Dreaming about it forever.

Have that for you, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, totally.

Let me look at it.

Still looking for it.

I can't find it on my desk right now, but.

Oh, yeah, I haven't quite found it on my desk.

I'm sure it's in one of my files here.

Let's see.

I'd have to get that one to you later,

because I just, I can't find it.

I will send in the paperwork, though.

Oh, oh, fuck.

I'll make sure I'll send you that later.

Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

I know, it's gonna be a dream wedding.

Everything I wanted.

Fill me up.

Yeah, yeah, oh, it's gonna be so great.

And we're not gonna go with like a band or anything,

just DJ and we'll see what happens from there

if I wanna hire anyone else.

Yeah, yeah, I'm really happy with everything you've done.

Friday works for me.

I should be free again at two, yeah.

Yeah, oh, I can send you that before then.

It's not a big deal.

And the payments, too.

I already sent the payments for like everyone so far,

except the officiant.

Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, it's gonna be amazing.

It's gonna be great.

I'm so excited.

It really, it really is my dream.

I did make sure to pay the deposits and put that down.

Almost.

I'll make the rest of the payments.

Yeah, I'll make the rest of the payments

and make sure to hire the officiant before next week.

But I'm so excited for everything.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I can hold for another minute.

Oh, I want you to come and fill me up.

Oh, yeah, oh, get me a green pie.

Oh, fuck, oh, get me pregnant, fuck.

Yeah, oh, yeah, breathe me.

Oh, yeah.

I know this wedding's so bad.

Yeah, pump it in me.

It's you.

Really does the job.

Give me a really good cream pie.

Make sure it all gets in there.

I think you definitely got me pregnant.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, I mean, I mean, I mean, yeah, yeah,

wedding details and paperwork and deposits.

I'll send that to you later and whatever else you need for me

just let me know and sorry about the weird reception.

Yeah, yeah, I'll talk to you Friday.

Yeah, thanks again.

I'll see you later at dinner.

See you later.

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i swear to god this better not be another robot hi yes it's jade green um i'm calling about my internet bill um so look i have my customer hold on i have my um customer number right here just look it's not gonna take long i just want to talk about this give me one second and i'll give you my number i know i got you but i'm busy today and you know with the wedding coming up what oh no i got you here but i have some stuff to do so i'm gonna finish this call sorry about that um yeah so...