Hi John. Hi Nick.

For our meal tonight with Roy.

Okay.

Yeah, very easy. He's not in his room.

Um, no. Roy actually left like two hours ago.

Was he expecting you or something?

What do you mean he left two hours ago?

We were meant to be going out for dinner.

Really?

Yes, really.

Wow.

Wow.

Let me call him.

Yeah.

No, he is taking the piss.

Yeah, he left about two hours ago.

Two hours ago.

He said he was meeting with friends.

Are you joking me?

No, they're serious.

What?

And there's me thinking he's still at work.

For God's sake.

No, he's not answering.

Oh my God.

I'm actually going to kill him.

You know he's canceling me three times.

Really?

Three times.

Alright, you're his dad.

What's going on?

I don't know.

Have you guys been having problems lately?

Not really.

Um, just an odd argument here and there.

He'll be just coming to see me really late at night.

But again, that's his job.

That's his work.

I understand he works really hard.

But you know, in the back of my mind I'm like, are you actually at work?

But then he's cancelled dinner three times because of work.

And again, understandable.

But then in the back of my mind I'm like, you know, are you really at work?

So he didn't tell you he lost his job last month?

No, no, no.

You're fucking with me.

You're fucking with me.

I'm sorry, man.

I said too much.

No, you're fucking with me.

He lost his job a month ago.

What job has he been going to?

Fucking joking.

Are you fucking joking me?

I think I've said too much.

May he go again?

No.

No, no, no.

I think it has to be a reasonable explanation.

Well done, man.

I'm going to go.

Oh, wait.

My girlfriend's calling me.

Funny.

Funny you say that, actually.

Yeah, but it sounds like he's...

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I know.

Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.

Yeah, I love you.

Is we're okay?

Your son is up to no fucking good with another girl.

So he's just been spotted with another girl at the bar.

So I'm going to go.

I'm just going to go home, speak to him later.

So sorry.

So sorry.

I mean, if there's anything I can do for anything, I mean, would you like a cup of tea?

I mean, do you need anything for me?

I don't know.

What kind of a gift would you give me?

I mean, I just want to make you feel better about this whole situation.

You know, I'm going to feel really bad.

Oh, how about getting my revenge?

Your revenge?

Hmm.

Getting my tits done.

That would really make you feel better, you know.

I always thought you were an attractive young lady, but I never thought that...

You saw me like that.

I mean, I don't, but now I do.

And I'm horny.

You're horny now.

I am horny.

I want to get back at him.

So, shall we do it?

I'm so hot, huh?

Oh, you're getting so hot for me.

You're always fancy for me.

I am.

I have.

I've seen you staring at me.

You're awesome in bed.

You want me in your bed, huh?

Fuck yeah.

Fuck.

Wow.

You have a bigger cock than your son.

Hmm.

I know where you get a sip from that, though.

I can give you something like that.

No.

I just don't want it.

Oh shit.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Look at that big fucking cock.

Fuck you.

Look at that big fucking cock in your bed.