Mature woman looking for mature.

I sound like I'm an old lady.

Hot MILF looking for...

That sounds like some porno advertisement.

Sophisticated woman looking for young.

College stud.

Hey, finally.

Um, did you get my text message?

I was up late.

I know. Has your girlfriend left already?

She's still asleep. She's not my girlfriend, just a girl.

Is she like some kind of actress or something?

No, why?

Well, she was very theatrical.

Loud. You mean loud.

Were you listening to us?

No. I mean, could you make sure to pass it by me next time that you have somebody over?

You're jealous, aren't you?

Please.

I've noticed since Dad left you haven't been going out as much.

Hope we can find some inspiration.

I can take care of myself, thank you very much.

Whoa. I made all the deets.

Do you use a toy or, like, your hand?

Wow. Uh, don't be gross.

Dad may be gone, but your sweet stepson's still here.

Okay, baby.

Don't baby me. I'm a man with a plan.

I'm gonna inspire you.

Very funny.

I'm ready to go again.

It's not nice to make fun of me.

I'm being serious.

Don't think I haven't noticed you.

I think you'd be thankful.

Wow. So it's pity.

That's not what I meant.

Um, either way, the answer is still no.

Too bad. I think we could have some fun.

Um, how about put a shirt on?

Do you ever have fun?

Uh, the taxes aren't gonna do themselves.

And with your father gone, what are you doing?

Giving him a massage.

Giving him a massage?

Stop.

Okay, I was just trying to help.

Uh, it would be helpful if you got a job.

Why would I do that? My dad gives me an allowance.

Lucky you. I mean, I suppose you can afford your lifestyle and your little girlfriends, huh?

Nobody calls them girlfriends anymore.

Right. You're little screamers.

Still hung up on that, huh?

I just value my sleep.

Maybe you'd get better sleep if you felt more fulfilled.

Have more adventures.

When am I gonna have time for that?

You need to relax.

And let me guess, you have the perfect solution?

Hey, you already turned me down. I may be arrogant, but I'm still human.

You really pushed your luck with that.

Can you blame me?

I mean, you're grown up. Like, you should know better than hitting on me.

Maybe yes. Maybe no. Dance with me.

What?

Come on, you need a break. And I promise to keep my hands in a safe place.

You are bossy. You know that, right?

It's just a little dance.

There's no music?

This is stupid.

Being a little stupid is good for you.

I don't know about that.

When's the last time you went dancing?

Oh god, um, I... I don't remember.

That's too long.

How about a slow dance?

I mean...

I promise to be a good boy.

Just a little.

When's the last time you made love?

Um, it's been too long.

You know, we could...

I can't do this.

What's wrong?

We're not doing this.

I just thought...

I don't know what you want from me.

I want you.

Right.

Why is that so hard for you to believe?

Because you're a hot shot. Like, a fuckboy.

Who taught you that?

I heard about it on social media.

Okay, well, maybe I am. It's just because I like women.

I want to be able to show you that we can have fun.

Relax. Fuck.

We're not having this conversation.

What are you afraid of? That you might like it?

This game. I don't like this.

It's not a game.

I'm sure it's a great story to tell your friends about seducing me.

Like, just how pathetic and lonely and disgusting I am for being into my son.

What are you talking about?

Just leave me alone.

Wait. You're into me?

Fine, but I really do like you.

Out of my room. My house. My rules.

Why is it so hard for you to believe that I actually want you?

I want you out of here or I'm grounding you.

You can't ground me. I'm 21.

Three. Two. One.

Real mature, obviously.

Wanted to apologize about...

I don't... I don't know it.

But I want to apologize about...

It's alright. I came off strong. I crossed the line.

And the dance was nice.

It was.

It's been a really long time since I've had male attention.

I hope you understand where I'm coming from.

I get it. I didn't mean to upset you.

I know. And you're right.

I'm just afraid.

You can trust me. What's scaring you?

I guess...

I just don't want to be some girl.

That's what you're worried about?

Maybe.

Since your dad left, I don't want you to leave too.

You're a really good kisser.

You're surprised?

A little.

Should I be insulted?

No. I'm happy.

I guess third time's the charm.

I worry.

More worrying? Just stop thinking.

We shouldn't be doing this.

If anybody finds out, we're going to be a laughing stock.

Stop thinking and just be in the moment.

You want me?

Of course. Who wouldn't?

Dance for me?

What?

I saw you one time in the mirror.

My God, Mom.

Leave me alone.

I don't have to.

But I want to.

I heard you first.

Yeah.

What?

What is wrong?

Are you justify yourself?

Relentless?

I bet, Mom.

Damn...

Oh my God.

My God.

Oh fuck.

You're such a fucking son of a bitch!

That's right.

Oh my God.

Oh, пережive it.

Oh fuck.