Yes. Have a seat.

I'm looking for Tommy Gunn.

God, I want to fuck him so bad.

That's very nice. Have a seat.

Have you seen him?

Sit, sit, sit.

Have you seen him?

Sit, sit, sit.

Okay, hold on, hold on.

I'm trying to find Tommy Gunn.

Yes. Oh my god, I want to fuck him so bad.

I'm going nuts.

I can see that.

You have a thing for wrestlers.

Yes, yes, yes I do.

Are you a wrestling groupie?

Can you tell?

A little.

Is it because he's Tommy Gunn or because he's a wrestler?

Because he's both.

He's also a porn star. Does that help too?

No, no. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to fuck all these porn stars and wrestlers. I can't help myself.

So you have a thing for wrestlers and porn stars.

Let's put the word wrestling aside for a moment and now deal with porn stars.

But I want to find him. Do you know where he's at?

Listen, Tommy Gunn is a very reputable porn star. He's a nice guy. He's good looking.

He's got a nice muscular body.

But on the list of porn stars.

He does.

He's down like number 10 or number 12 or number 15.

No way. I would think he was number one. I want to fuck him so bad. He's so fucking hot.

You keep talking like this and I want to go fuck him so bad too.

Listen, but if you're on your very best behavior, I can introduce you to the person that was number one on the list of porn stars.

From AVN.

No way.

Number one.

Because you know that I'm going to want to fuck him.

Oh my God.

Let me see if he's hiding behind the couch.

Wait, wait.

Let me see if I can find the guy. He was actually the number one rated porn star from AVN of all time.

Are you talking about Jeremy?

No, I'm Tommy Gunn at this point. Yes, I'm not Jeremy.

Oh, behave.

Does porn stars and wrestlers have an equal footing in your lust desires here?

Well, I mean...

Do they?

I was really, really, really wanting to fuck Tommy Gunn, but I mean...

And listen, you will and I'll help arrange it.

You will?

He's a very nice guy and he's also a friend of mine.

Really?

But are big porn stars important also?

Yes.

For real?

Of course, of course.

So you're a groupie for porn stars too?

I'm a groupie for porn stars, wrestlers and all that dirty stuff.

Yeah?

Not yet. It starts off slow.

Why?

Little tees, little strip tees, little boobies.

Whatever you say, Ron.

Oh, she's standing right over there.

She's standing right there.

I want some good little strip tees.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'm so excited!

Not so much.

Yeah?

Let's see you do a little strip tees.

There you go, twirl around a little bit.

Oh, man.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Oh, man.

Take all that off, honey.

All that off.

Thought you'd never ask.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Oh, take it all down.

Look at this.

Wait, would you see, baby?

Are you kidding me?

Who wouldn't?

I can't wait!

I can't wait!

I'm gonna fuck...

Everything, everything.

Okay.

That'll do.

Okay, okay.

It's coming off.

It's coming off.

Oh, my goodness gracious.

So, what do you want me to call you, baby?

You want me to call you Ronnie?

You can call me a cat for all I care.

Jesus.

Oh, take those things down.

You have a booey wiggle and everything.

Oh, my gosh.

I'll have the thing for next.

Oh, God!

Are you sure?

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to handle it.

My ears are so sensitive.

Want to say hi to Mr. Penis?

It'd be my pleasure to say hi.

Aren't you all facing me?

No, I'm getting it.

Right here.

Right there.

Right here.

No, behave.

Why, hello there, Mr. Penis.

Oh, Jesus.

Where'd you learn that?

You didn't know I had magic tricks.

Say ah.

That's right on.

You're too big to wear pants.

Baby, please, take it off.

Take it off.

Oh, my God.

Oh, right there.

Oh, good, Ronnie.

Real slow.

Say hi to Mr. Penis again.

Okay.

It's so good, honey.

I'm yanking it out for good reasons.

Just a tip there, honey.

Gorgeous edition girl.

These are chill.

Give me the white spot.

How tired are you?

You feel so good.

My favorite noise.

Let me hear it.

Let me hear it.

Look at that.

So are you.

Baby, you feel so good.

Keep playing with it.

Play with it like this.

Just keep playing with it.

It feels so good.

Yeah, sweetheart.

Oh, God.

Take off these shoes for me.

Just like that.

I don't see you pop in 20 seconds.

Okay.

Okay, count down from 20.

Okay.

Real loud.

Baby, I want you to come back.

Okay.

Okay.

20.

19.

They say it's good for the skin.

It is.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

I'm dizzy, honey.

Hold on a second.

Wow.

Right in the pussy.

Make it a little cute little half Asian, half Jewish kids.

It'll be a real job.

It'll be a real job.