What are you gonna do? Pit me by the balls and smoke all my tobacco? That's exactly what I'm gonna do. Tobacco? All of it....
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What are you gonna do?
Pit me by the balls and smoke all my tobacco?
That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
Tobacco?
All of it.
How do you know I was a simp?
You told me when you showed up here.
That's why I'm gonna smoke all your tobacco.
I'm gonna stay right there.
Thank you.
Oh.
Hi, honey, I'm home.
God, work is so rough today.
I'm in here.
How is everything?
Oh, good.
You said you had a surprise or something for me?
I did.
I'm in here for a moment.
Oh, God, I'm on the phone.
Here, let me hang up.
All right, I'll call you right back.
What the ho?
What?
Where did you get?
Do you like them?
Um, fuck.
Those porn stars ain't got shit on you.
You are fucking the bomb.
And you like them.
I am totally caught off guard.
These are so amazing.
Jiggle.
Wow.
Where did you get these?
On that big website?
It's a special site.
Really?
It's been a phenomenon.
There's been a trend to surprise boyfriends with them.
Oh, I see.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I can't stand what they're doing to my balls.
Mm-hmm.
Filling up.
That beautiful bubble butt.
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What's that?
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Oh.
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It's my birthday today.
It's a birthday special.
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Yes.
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I think boy gets everything.
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Ah, fuck you, come on, please, let me fuck you.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I promise I won't pull out.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Please, let me fuck you, please.
I will.
I'll vaccinate you tonight, too.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Is that what's serious?
You know it's okay?
You know how to speak another language?
Can you speak Chinese?
So, okay, let me find a subject.
I really want you to love me.
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