Hey, hun. How'd the fundraiser go? Good. I think we're going to get a lot of donations this quarter. That pet fair on Sundays is really getting us some eyeballs. Nice. Good to hear. Who all was there? The usual. Kelly, Jane, our dog....
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Hey, hun. How'd the fundraiser go?
Good. I think we're going to get a lot of donations this quarter.
That pet fair on Sundays is really getting us some eyeballs.
Nice. Good to hear. Who all was there?
The usual. Kelly, Jane, our dog.
Ooh, even Charlotte was there. I have some crazy news to tell you.
Oh yeah? What?
Well, remember how I was telling you that Charlotte's been trying to get her husband to bang a trans girl?
Yeah. Oh, that old cowboy wouldn't try that.
Well, he did.
Hold your horses. What the fuck? No.
He did. And Charlotte said that he loved it. She's totally in love with him again.
Mr. Dry Toast Earl had sex with a trans girl. I don't believe it. That's just Charlotte making up stories.
No, it's true. I met the girl. She was at the fundraiser with Charlotte.
Apparently she's been spending a lot of time on their ranch.
She's really cool.
And smoking hot. Her name is Leah.
You're kidding me. Damn. Good for Earl.
We should do it too. You know how I've always wanted to see you have sex with a trans girl.
Plus, we can't just watch gender X videos our whole life. I need to see you have sex with a real trans woman.
Where are we going to find a real trans girl? I've told you before, we're not getting an escort. It could be dangerous.
Baby, Lord, no. Of course not.
If God wanted us to have sex with a trans girl, he'd place one here for us.
And guess what?
What?
I showed Leah a picture of you and I told her how much we've been wanting to do this and she said she'd love to.
And Charlotte gave it her blessing. Earl said it changed his life.
Come on, baby. Let me watch you bang a trans girl.
Changed his life, huh?
Uh-huh.
Ha, ha, ha.
Hi honey this is Leah. Leah this is my husband Jake. Hi Jake nice to meet you. Your wife told
me you're sexy but she didn't tell me you were this sexy. Uh thanks you're absolutely amazing.
Damn I feel like we're being a little forward. Would you guys like to go out to dinner or get
to know each other or something? Honey she's here to play around with you. Yeah I mean why waste the
time? I always felt like we should see how you are at fucking first and then we can get to know each
other. A girl only has so much time. Well Earl does seem to be happy. I gave Earl his first
trans experience and now I want to be yours. I love her. I'll just be over here out of the way.
Let's get these off.
Oh it tastes so good.
It's so good. It tastes better than Earl's.
Oh I'm gonna take a shower first.
I'm gonna take a shower first.
I'm gonna take a shower first.
Give me the fuck.
Oh my god.
It's a tight little hole.
Look you're actually taking a take.
Oh yeah baby.
Look you're actually taking a take.
Oh yeah baby.
Oh yeah baby.
Oh yeah baby.
Oh it feels so good.
Oh it feels so good.
It's such a tight knot.
There we go.
There it is.
Mmm yeah.
Mmm.
Oh fuck.
Oh.
Oh fuck.
You're stretching that hole.
I hear you.
I hear you.
That feels so fucking good.
Yeah.
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Oh my god.
Looks how big you feel.
Oh.
This is my favorite moment.
Because it feels so good.
Stretching the eyehole.
Mmm.
Yeah, baby, anything freaky hot.
So hot.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
There you go.
Freaky hot.
So good.
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