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Bang bro. Oh shit. It is shit. Yeah. Hey girl. Hey
What's up?
This is a terrible neighborhood. You want a ride? Oh
No, but seriously, this is
Make them wait. Hey, what's up? Are you sure you don't need a ride? Oh
She's coming she's coming
Hey, I'm not I'm not trying to bother you but like do you I got a hundred dollars for an interview
I got it. I got a tube channel and
We go around interviewing people just talking talking to people getting to know people and finding out their story
Like are you interested or $100? Is that cool? You got time? I guess that's a yes
So, how the hell are you doing today? Okay. Well, thank you for joining us on our
Little our tube channel. It's nice meeting you
No, but I mean I was kind of partly serious right here. Like this isn't really a great neighborhood. Are you from around here?
That's what I figured you know what that's what I figured because you know little pretty girl like you wearing those colors
It's a bad area
Like you can't wear pink around here
Your friends told you that
Something yeah, this is anti pink neighborhood
Yeah, they don't do pink right here it's dangerous man you get shot doing pink out here
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just joking. No, but it is
It's I mean look you're probably not that bad right now during the day, but
Definitely you said your friends live around here. Yeah, and they told you don't go out
They said yeah, they told me don't go out and you don't listen, huh? No, I just wanted to sightsee
I was sick of being cooped up in the house. Oh, you got a little accent
Where you from?
Okay, does my camera make you nervous a little
Little bit Wow
How tall are you?
Five one. Okay. You're a little thing, huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, nice nice
Where were you headed? Did you have a plan or you just like not much to see around here other than?
Trying to find a store. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
Like down that way there's like some stores and stuff like that a little bit over that way
and then if you go that way, it's like the art district and stuff so there's like there's more stores and
Fun stuff over there like bars and shit like that and and and art exhibits and stuff
I mean, did you just have you like how long you've been here you visiting?
About a week
Oh, okay. All right.
right so you guys what are you guys getting into like in Miami it's like you
here for the nightlife or what what are you here for you're here to party okay
let loose oh yeah what do you do for a living retail okay all right cool did
you come by yourself or really yeah just you to hang out just like make it a
girl's trip I guess huh oh yeah yeah so you do real retail and you flew yourself
out here to have some fun with some girls kind of expensive right yeah the
trip that flight and I mean at least you're staying with your friends so you
save money there right okay wow they're doing work out here yeah okay well look
how about this what are that you know we have a nude beach here do you have you
I mean are you here for the beaches
yeah I've heard of it my friend told me yeah so you heard about our beaches yeah
you excited to see them I was planning on going where are you okay well that's
good yeah we got some nice warm water you know beaches light-colored you know
water beaches yeah yeah for sure the nude beach is pretty interesting yeah
would you consider the nude beach or no
really? I'm thinking about it.
so you think you could hang out on the beach with a bunch of nude people and be
naked I mean I noticed you're not wearing a I mean I hope you don't mind
I'm I'm gonna point out that you're not wearing a bra oh shit well I can see the
nipples though is that bad is that okay cuz that means everyone else could see
the nipples probably another reason why you shouldn't be walking down this
street alone
so I mean coming down to Miami I always like to hear come can you come a little
closer just cuz I feel like all this noise is is bothering night
matter of fact actually you said you just want to sightsee yeah how about
this would you consider maybe just hanging out with us and we'll take you
sightseeing I don't know about that you know you don't want to go hang out with
us and have some fun
no you guys fair enough fair enough I mean look if you want you could like take
a picture of our license plate our IDs like we're not trying to not try and do
anything bad just trying to like show you a good time you know Miami but you
wouldn't I thought I'd at least offer you know see if you'd be down for it I
mean look I mean this might sound crazy but I'd give you $500 to hang out with
us I mean I don't you know can help with
your expenses here you know travel expenses yeah 500 bucks just to hang out
yeah fuck you too sorry I get you know we can hang out I get you know we can
show you like I don't know buildings I don't know what we could show you some
things in Miami maybe we'll go to that like the art district showed you did
your friend show you in what yet oh man is your friend lazy does she like to
just sleep in
yeah well look if you want we could take you to the nude beach we could just look
from afar we ain't gotta get naked cuz I ain't getting naked so I ain't nobody
like I don't know about these guys I ain't getting naked but like we could
just look from afar and just be like like peeping Tom's with binoculars gonna
look at a bunch of old people that's all there is there a bunch of old people
naked old saggy balls I mean is that cool or no I mean it does help with some
expenses right why not
yeah I mean we're not gonna hurt you we're not like you want like I'll even
let you hold my wallet you want to hold my wallet man are you gonna hold my
wallet you gonna take my wallet how you gonna take my she was like okay look I
can like show you my ID you know what I mean like you can take a picture send it
to your friend like we're not you know whatever makes you feel comfortable I'm
You down here
Take a picture. Go ahead. Take a picture and you can send it to your friend. Go ahead. Take a picture. There you go
There you go. Look
There you go
And then you can send it to your friend and just say hey if I don't show up and
I mean at least give us like hang out with us for like an hour
Be like yo if I don't show up in an hour
Send this to the po-pos
I'm okay with that. Yeah, just texted her. All right good. Come on in. Oh, she's gonna hang out
with us guys
I'm sorry. I should have introduced you to our buddy Don. What's going on gorgeous? How are you?
Good, how are you? You are super sexy and brave as hell walking down that block by yourself
Arizona they built different out there, huh? Oh, yeah
I see I see you have a pretty smile. Thank you
You know, I'm so embarrassed cuz I don't think I asked you your name. That's so embarrassing. Hey
Well, this is Don and your name? I'm Malia. Malia
How you doing Malia? I'm sorry, but that should have been the first thing I asked
How inappropriate?
Only reason why I say condos cuz you kind of pretty you're very pretty and I was
Thank you, so you said you came to Miami for the partying I guess I really the sightseeing. Oh, yeah
Okay. Well, I don't know. Maybe he'll drive by Wynwood. Let's show you something. We got some cool graffiti everywhere. I don't know
You know, oh, yeah
I see a lot of cool graffiti. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you ever tag on buildings when you're young
You did she what name did you write
Oh used to drew pictures was it dicks and vaginas
You see really cool holiday I should ask that too damn it I'm slipping today
22 I might have asked you but okay
22 22
Yeah, so how you like in Miami so far? I think it's good so far. Yeah, um
Like don't do this with anyone else though, okay
You want to make some more money? I'd like to offer you some more money
You can get comfortable take your you can take your purse off you want get comfortable. I want to ask you some questions
You don't have to obviously
But I'd like to know if there's a possibility
Would you sell us your underwear? I know that was kind of weird
I'm actually not wearing any I was just getting ready to say bro. She doesn't have a brown one. I don't think she has one
You're not wearing underwear. What do you mean? You're wearing a skirt you mean you're not what's up you look there what?
They're short. Oh, you little trickery. Oh, they're fucking shorts. Oh, I guess you can't sell us any underwear
Yeah, I was gonna give you like two grand for underwear
I was gonna give you like two grand for underwear
All right, look how about this
Tell us about yourself. Tell us something crazy you ever do anything crazy you ever go to Mardi Gras
That's the craziest thing. You've done itsこと – como és tu dig
That's wild
That's why what if you don't if you don't want me asking. What?
Attracted you to have sex with him
what was it just just he just had he just happened to talk to you like it was
just nothing crazy special he wasn't super handsome super tall super dark
super fat like nothing in particular you were just filling it at the time and he
happened to come up to you yeah all right would you show us your titties for
500 bucks okay well the one night stand dude he saw your tits for free and you
didn't know him okay let's talk about this all right let's talk about this
let's negotiate a little bit so you're saying no to showing us your titty any
particular reason why is it just cuz you've never done that you don't know us
that's weird
okay does the money entice you at all because you said you know you're single
so there's no real reason why you can't per se right money talks so maybe if we
bring it up a little bit you'd consider it how much is a little bit well okay
now let's negotiate I'll give you 700 that's 350 it's it
really but they're small they're like you know like they're small but they're
great okay okay 800 $400 each come on think about what 800 is gonna do to your
your your your expenses here your budget in what's the max you're willing to go
oh shit she's like let's just go straight to it huh um well let's see
here all right let's see if let's see if you're willing to go straight to it all right let's see here all right let's see if let's see
here all right let's see if you're willing to go straight to it all right let's see if you're about this life then I'll give you a
you're about this life then I'll give you a
you're about this life then I'll give you a thousand dollars okay what you're gonna
thousand dollars okay what you're gonna
thousand dollars okay what you're gonna do it that sounds good did you plan on
do it that sounds good did you plan on
do it that sounds good did you plan on doing some crazy shit in Miami it's
doing some crazy shit in Miami it's
doing some crazy shit in Miami it's always when you like on vacation that
always when you like on vacation that
always when you like on vacation that you just feel like a little looser than
you just feel like a little looser than
you just feel like a little looser than normal right oh yeah I mean we'd love to
normal right oh yeah I mean we'd love to
Oh, shit, Don.
What the fuck?
I see what she was talking about, bro.
Yeah, she did it.
How does it feel?
How does it feel to have your titties out in a random van?
It feels good.
Does it really?
Yeah.
They look good.
Thank you.
They do.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I see what she was talking about.
They small, but they fucking are awesome.
He's done the touch-up.
Yeah, man.
Why do you get so close, bro?
You hear me?
I get the ums, the ums, the ums.
Because you know I'm a titty guy.
Can he grab a titty or no?
Is that uncalled for?
Can I just touch?
Would you mind?
Yeah.
Sure?
I'd say yes.
Oh, my.
Wow, look how big your hand is compared to...
Yeah, they do kind of...
Can you cover both titties with one hand?
Oh, it's a scratch.
Oh, shit.
It's a scratch.
Look at that.
Awesome.
Well, it looks like she likes it.
I was just getting ready.
Can I ask you a real personal question?
Yeah.
Do you mind?
I like to ask girls this,
because when they go on vacation by themselves,
it's like only you know if you planned on having sex.
Did you plan on having sex in Miami?
Yes and no.
Whatever came, came.
Oh, shit.
Well, I feel like if girls want to have sex,
all they have to do is just say they want to have it
and they can find someone.
Oh, yeah.
You see that?
I'm complimenting my husband.
Can I ask you another question?
You want to ask me a personal question?
Yeah.
This one's going to be a little bit deeper.
You don't have to answer me,
but because you're so small and skinny,
I can't help but think,
what's been the biggest dick you've taken?
I don't even know.
You can show me with your hands
or if you know the inches.
I don't know.
No?
Like this, this.
What?
Like use two hands.
I don't know.
I mean, that's only like a couple of inches.
I don't know.
Like six, maybe six and a half.
I'm not exactly sure.
Would you say that big dicks intrigue you or scare you?
Both.
Both?
Do you take it as a challenge or as a chore?
More as a challenge.
Oh.
So you like to test yourself a little bit?
Yeah.
Would you like to see how big this guy has?
Let's see it.
I'll give you $100 just to give me a senior opinion about it.
Okay.
Are you going to take a look at it?
Shit.
It actually got me excited.
I hope you're hard, little bugger.
Oh shit.
Look at it right there.
Look at it right there.
Give it a touch.
Give it a touch and tell me what you think.
Is that big?
Would that be big to you?
Yeah.
Would that be like intriguing big or scary big?
Both.
That's big.
It's pretty fucking big.
Yeah.
Grab it with the other hand.
Let me see the other hand.
Let's see how big it is.
Like three of your hands, huh?
Yeah.
Do you see another one right here?
Shit.
Shit.
So would you say in your life would this be considered the biggest?
Maybe.
Maybe?
Oh, so it's not an easy yes, huh?
So you might have fucked some big dicks in your life.
Mm-hmm.
Is that true?
She's smiling.
She's smiling.
She like it.
You ain't take your eyes off of it yet.
What's your thoughts on it?
I'm curious.
It's very big.
Well, what kind of crazy shit do you think you want to get into in Miami?
I think I want to get into some crazy ass shit.
Really?
Like put it in your mouth crazy ass shit?
Yeah.
Try it out.
See how it ...
Yeah.
Look at you, girl.
Fuck.
Can we see if it fits?
I ain't ...
Hi.
You crazy.
Look at you.
You could take it.
You got pussy right there.
Let me get it.
Girl, take dick.
Happy.
Did Miami treat you right?
Yeah.
Shit.
You just had sex in a stranger's van.
How does it feel?
I think it fucking felt great.
It felt great.
Awesome.
Let's get her cleaned up.
Oh my God.
Hey, so look, we're not too far from Miami.
But I think it's a pretty good place.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But you got it from here, right?
You'll be able to catch a ride or something.
Right?
Yeah.
You'll be able to call a ride.
Right.
And you have all your money we gave you.
Right?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you very much, Malia.
Yeah.
You going to have a good time in Miami?
Oh yeah.
Bye.
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