No, I think that was probably last month, or the month before, or all of them combined. No, this is the fifth. When's the rent due? I'm not too certain, sir. You're not too certain? Remember that little piece of paper that you signed? It said lease. It says due on the first....
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No, I think that was probably last month, or the month before, or all of them combined.
No, this is the fifth. When's the rent due?
I'm not too certain, sir.
You're not too certain? Remember that little piece of paper that you signed?
It said lease. It says due on the first.
No, why don't you call in and talk about it so the neighbors won't be a little...
Well, the neighbors will be really high when you have to move out.
You're taking all these wonderful possessions with you, right?
So, they use the fifth.
Now, normally on the third, I send it over, and they do this bill of detainer thing or whatever,
and they send it out, and you've got three days for the split.
I'm giving you a break, but I've got to get it through today.
You know, my check is a little late.
You know, I just...
The last that I had in my bank account, I went out and just got this cute little outfit,
and I just wanted to give it to you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, well, that breaks my heart.
I mean, that don't do anything for me, you know?
I'm sure we could work something out.
Oh, I'm sure we could, too. What did you rent?
Here, let me see. I've got it back here somewhere.
It says $978.
Then you've got utilities, too.
How are we going to handle this?
Can you go to the bank and get some money?
Can you go call your dad?
Can you call your brother or anybody?
Boyfriend? Anybody?
Well, why don't you...
Well, I'm not a fool.
So, just...
I have a lot of stuff to do.
I've got trains backed up, and I've got, you know, people waiting at the gate.
So, I just...
I've got stuff to do.
But I really...
I just...
You know, that's...
Yeah.
Okay.
I really need that money.
Yeah, but...
Now, how are you going to give me the money?
How are you going to give it to me?
What form is it going to take?
Cash?
Check?
Yeah.
Credit card?
What exactly are you doing?
Do you accept policy payments?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What's that?
If I can't get past three, who knows?
Pussy payments?
Oh, come again?
What was that?
What kind of payment?
Did you say pussy payments?
Is that what you said?
I kind of have no idea what you said.
Well...
Yeah, rent's nine hundred and seventy-eight, you know.
You could play a little game.
You could play Landlord and Cutie Pie.
Yeah, I'm playing it in my head right now, and I'm trying to figure out nine hundred
and seventy-eight dollars.
in the house, but now I have to work it down and put more and more and more and more and more.
Five times. Five payments. Five equal payments.
Divide 978 by five.
And payment number one starts.
Is that okay?
I'm good with installments.
You're good with installments, good.
Well, I'm good with installing things, too.
Oh.
You know what? Stand over there and just take that stuff off.
I think your little cute dress that you just picked your rent money on, I think is time to come off.
If you don't mind me, I'm just going to entertain myself in your way.
Since it is a pussy payment.
Don't worry about the fucking neighbors. I mean, fuck them, I'll kick them out if I ever do.
It's like I'm going to kick your ass out.
You wouldn't want to kick my cute little booty out.
That asshole just went by. I'm going to get him next.
Let me see that cute little blowjob ass.
Yeah.
Check if she's open.
You know what?
Why don't you just bend over here and put your mouth up near my monkey wrench here.
Back of the throat.
Just like that.
Is this what you had in mind?
Ah.
Oh, yeah.
No hands.
Yeah.
Just pop for apples, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
That's good.
Oh, fuck.
That's good, baby.
Yeah.
That's good.
Fuck.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Rub those nipples on my cock, baby.
Rub those nipples on my dick, yeah.
That's right.
Fuck, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Good girl.
Oh.
I think I ought to take my pants off.
What do you think?
After all.
What do I want you to do?
What?
Sit over there in that chair.
I bet you do this anyway, don't you?
You play with your pussy all the time, don't you?
Once when I'm in an apartment, I didn't need privacy.
All right.
But, your pussy.
Did you ever dick in your mouth?
Like this?
Put that pussy inside of you.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
I love you.
That's good.
That's good.
Let's put that pussy forward.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
Just like that.
Next time, maybe I'll bring my assistant landlord.
I could help, and it might knock off one payment.
I think that's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could knock off one payment.
I can think about that.
He could use a change, assuming.
Trust me.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh, a heart attack on the old man.
No, I'm going to do that.
I don't think.
Do you know CPR?
The fibrillator thing.
Well, I revived your cock.
Yeah.
Well, you did that.
But, you can sit on it, you know.
Oh, can I?
Oh, yeah.
You can.
There's no rule against that.
Let's see.
That felt good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're the old man, but I think I'm going to be the one in the wheelchair when we're done.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, is that so?
If I bring my assistant next time, then I'll knock off another one, and I'll be gone like that.
Then what will I do?
Wait till next month.
I'll fix those pipes.
The other pipes later.
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