Hi Emily! Hello! You have a birthday today, right? Yes! You are 26 years old! Today, yes!...
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Hi Emily! Hello!
You have a birthday today, right?
Yes!
You are 26 years old!
Today, yes!
Oh my God, such a big day for you!
What a gift
I could give you!
Is there something that you like?
I think
for me it's an amazing present
the hair video!
Hair video? Yes!
100% hair? Yes, I love it!
I love it!
The hair video
my body, my hair, my face
I love it!
Hello!
Happy birthday!
Open your mouth!
Happy birthday!
Open your fucking mouth!
That's instead of your birthday cake!
Eat all this fucking dicks!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Open!
Open!
Open your fucking mouth!
We are all trying to get in there!
I'm going to fall!
Yes!
Yes!
Well, it's nice!
Open your mouth!
It's nice!
It's nice!
I didn't hear it!
No, I want to leave it!
I don't want to leave it!
I don't want to leave it!
Because she's the birthday girl!
Yeah!
She's the lady, huh?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Come here, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's not it.
It's not it.
It's not it.
What did you do?
Come on.
Do it, do it.
You're not at home.
Fuck off, dude.
Fuck off, we'll cut your legs.
We'll cut your fucking legs.
Get out of here.
Don't pull me, Jonzo.
Give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
I'm going to the toilet.
I'm going to the toilet.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Open up, open up.
Open up, open up.
Slice.
Slice your legs.
See?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Open the fucking eyes.
Open the fucking eyes.
Look at the f**king birthday present, you don't want to enjoy the f**king birthday present?
Shut the f**k up, shut the f**k up.
Who f**king cares? Who f**king cares? It's your birthday.
It's our birthday, we're gonna play with you. Shut the f**k up.
Open, open the eyes.
Yeah, I wanna see the panic, you know.
I'm gonna f**k you up.
Are you in the camera?
I'm already in the camera.
Let go of my head.
Are you ready?
No, I'm gonna grab you and you're gonna f**k up.
I'm gonna f**k you up.
We're gonna go from the back, and then you can go.
It's gonna be your birthday drink.
Give it to me, give it to me.
Stay, stay, stay.
Stay.
Cheers, cheers.
Sani is only going for a drink, but she's holding on to one beer.
Put it here.
I was keeping it for you, so you can enjoy.
Come on, bubble, bubble, make bubble, make bubble, bubble, bubble.
Bubble, bubble.
Bubble, bubble.
Bubble, bubble.
Come, come, come on.
You f**king a**.
Oh, yes.
Mm.
Mm.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Don't go.
Drink it, drink it, come on.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Nice.
Come on, stay like this.
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, that's not right.
No.
Yes, that's not right.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No.
Yes!
Put it away!
Wow!
Better than cake, what?
Open the fucking eyes!
Open the eyes!
Look at the fucking camera!
Look at the fucking camera!
Give me the camera!
I have it too!
Come on, guys!
Come on, guys!
Come on, come on!
Sit down!
Come on, come on!
Yes!
Look at the shoes!
Look at the shoes!
Yes!
Yes!
Fuck!
Sit down!
Sit down!
Sit down!
Yes!
Are you going to take it?
He has to take it.
Let's go!
Open!
Hold the hair!
Yes, I will let you go right away!
Hold the hair!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That's my present!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Ah!
Yes!
Yes!
You bitch, fuck!
Take it, take it, take it!
Fatska, after me!
Yeah, I'm going.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I can't do it anymore!
How about this?
I can't do it here!
Those teeth are disgusting!
Oh my God!
Where are the teeth?
Where are the teeth?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
The teeth.
You bitch!
Mílo, we'll help you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll help you.
Okay.
I'll help you.
Okay.
You bitch.
Mílo, we'll help you.
Yeah, okay.
Good?
Good?
Yeah!
Ahhhh.
Yeah!
Happy birthday!
No!
Go run!
Get it off her!
Go run!
Don't give it to her.
No.
Gap!
Good.
Come on.
Come on.
Okay.
Come on.
Good.
Come on.
That's it.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Like a girl
Open, open, open
Look at the camera
Raita, Raita
Give it to him, fucker
Give it to him
Do you want it?
Down on your knees
Chupa, chupa, chupa
Not for me
It's for me
It's for you
Yes, yes, yes, keep it open
Keep it open
It's better than champagne
Watch out, you'll get it
Now you have to stand like this
Go, go, go
Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble
More, more
Come on
One more
One more
One more
One more
Come on
Come on
Yes, yes, yes
Come on.
Come on.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Put your legs down.
Push.
Keep it.
Come on, deeper.
Look, Dik is throwing it away.
Oh, you animal.
Oh, come here.
I'm coming.
Oh, my God.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You're so annoying.
Are you okay?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Your vest is in your nose.
Honza, it doesn't work.
Is it okay?
You are not...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It doesn't work, you see, huh?
It sucks.
It hurts so much.
Oh, my God.
Yep.
Mmm...
Oh, my God.
Ah!
Are you okay?
Give me your leg.
Pull it.
Pull it.
Come on, girl.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
You have to twist it.
Twist it.
How the fuck do you twist it?
Fuck off.
Come on, do it.
Oh, this is so fucking cool.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yes, yes.
Happy birthday to you.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you, Angelo, for the presents.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm going to jump here, what are you doing with your fucking face?
What are you doing with your hands?
I'm running away like a bitch.
I know.
Hold it with your hands.
We can't hold it.
Hold it with your hands.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
It's not working.
It's not working.
It's not working.
Open your mouth.
It's not working.
I forbid it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good.
That's good.
Open your mouth.
Did you get low?
Got low, huh?
No, I'm already outside.
You tell me where the boss is?
You will be okay.
Yeah.
Let's go to the pigsty.
Let's go to pigsty.
Yeah, it's okay, chill now, you're not gonna hurt me.
I'm gonna hit you in the face.
Yeah, I wanna see your fuckin' ass, man.
I wanna see your fuckin' ass.
Pull your hands up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, bitch.
Fucking handsome.
Open, open.
Put it in there.
Come on.
Don't move.
Oh, bitch.
Don't move.
Yes, you are right.
A little bit more from the top.
Don't move.
But I have no idea what to do here.
Oh, fuck!
Yes, yes, yes!
You are the best.
You are the best.
Ok, straighten up.
Go to hell!
You keep saying that you are out and you are not.
I put it there.
Hold it like this.
Like this.
I go to hell, I go to hell.
Ok, straighten up.
What happened?
I went to hell!
I went to hell!
You know, I need to go to hell.
Don't worry.
Don't worry about it.
I don't know anything about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.
I will.
I can't stand it anymore.
I will help you.
I will help you.
I say.
I will help you.
I'll save you.
I will.
I'll save you.
I will.
Come on.
Come on.
You are a whore.
Wait, you want to go to the toilet?
Yes.
You are a whore.
You are a whore.
You are a whore.
Open it.
Open it.
Open it.
Open it.
You are a whore.
You are a whore.
Single.
Single.
You are a whore.
You are a whore.
You are wrong.
You are a whore.
What is it?
You bitch.
You are a whore.
No.
Come on.
Come on, bitch.
Yes!
Really!
Are you okay?
You like it?
You react smooth?
Yes?
Yes.
One moment.
I'm laughing right at you, shit.
Okay, that's fair enough.
Come here, come here.
Where are you going?
Watch out, watch out.
Where the fuck are you going?
Get out of the way.
Come here.
Straighten it up, straighten it up.
Easy.
Go to hell.
I'm begging you.
You're such a bitch.
Come here.
I'll fuck you up.
You bitch.
You're a bitch.
Stop it.
It's not your fault, it's mine.
You guys are so easy.
Look this way.
I'm going to kill you all.
I'm going to kill you all.
I'm going to kill you all.
I'm going to kill you all.
Let's go, move on.
I'll fix it, I won't hold her.
Hold her, hold her.
Yes, like this.
Aha.
This is great.
I can do it myself.
If you want.
Great.
You?
You?
She escaped, she escaped.
You will be alone.
Let's try.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Open, open, open.
Open your fucking eyes.
Open your fucking eyes.
Open your fucking eyes.
Do it, do it.
And go, go, go.
Come on.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Come on, you.
Do it.
Do it.
This is good for me.
Wow.
All fucking cost.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
eat it
eat it
eat it
eat it
I will lift it
and more
and more
stay like this
Another person for you
sit down
What? A nice gift?
That's right!
That's from hell!
It's like from Okap.
You bastard!
You also have a gift from Milan, don't you?
Yes!
Of course!
Another gift!
Yes, I want to drink something!
I want to drink something!
You bastard!
You bastard!
You bastard!
You like it, don't you?
It was nice, wasn't it, Honza?
Yes, it was.
It's like shit!
It's like shit!
I'll tear it apart!
I'll tear it apart!
It's like shit!
No, it's nice!
It's beautiful!
Come on, do it!
Ride on it!
Breathe!
It's beautiful!
Yes!
It's beautiful!
Come on!
Get up!
Get up!
Get the fuck up!
Fuck you!
Get up!
Bitch!
Come on!
Cheers!
Who they fuck?
Fuck you!
Damn it!
Take him off!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
No, I don't want to.
No, fuck you!
Fuck him!
He was bitched!
You son of bitch!
Fuck him too!
I'll fuck you!
Take him off then!
Huh?
Hide him and he's gonna żebyve, n hippie!
He's fucking girl, mom!
Come on!
I'll的話 ajo i patientoaa, Roman!
Leave it alone!
Fuck!
Look at me!
You dumb fucker!
No, I just want a hug!
Open.
Wow.
Fuck.
All right, man, open.
Open here.
Yes.
And close.
Yes.
Wow, wow.
Fuck.
No, man.
I'm gonna put a ukulele on it.
Ukulele, you say?
No!
Yes!
Yeah!
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Woo.
Like what?
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh fuck.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
base.
Ah.
Yes.
Mm.
Fuck.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Fuck.
Me?
Yes.
Don't touch me or I'll hurt you.
So.
Fuck you.
Fuck her.
Fuck this bitch.
Fuck this bitch.
What are you doing?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes...
Yes, yes!!
Yes!
Emily, happy birthday.
Happy birthday to me.
I'm OK.
OK.
Amazing.
Open, other hand.
That's perfect.
Oh, fuck...
Ugh, yes, yes, yes...
Ha, ha, ha...
Ugh...
Happy Valentine's Day to me, thank you so much, thank you chicos!
Hi Emily! Hello! You have a birthday today, right? Yes! You are 26 years old! Today, yes!...
Room service can be so different. I've been to so many hotels, where I faced different problems and difficulties, but I never had such high service like that time. Veronica Leal and I were fooling around in bed when Emily Pink, the room service lady, knocked on the door. I thought she wanted to clean the room or bring towels, but I never expected her to jump into our bed. Well, I surely don't mind it.
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