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It's a good thing this is a postcard, I'm going to have to show this after the fact
because you just got fucked.
I should have looked my face how it was.
Oh yeah, all fucked up.
Yeah, you should have.
That looks hot.
This is what it looks like.
That looks hot, baby.
I know.
I'm going to fix it so you guys don't see me like that.
How are you feeling?
I feel good.
Yeah?
I feel good.
Have you ever experienced anything like that before?
No.
No?
Never.
Oh, shoot.
Hold on, let me change my battery.
So the battery dies like that, midstream.
All right, where were we?
Oh my God.
Have you ever done anything like that before?
No, never.
No?
Not 12 ticks or one.
Have you ever had a threesome before?
Yes.
Tell me about that.
It's hot.
I love threesomes.
Do you?
I love women.
I love women.
I can tell.
You're eating that chick's pussy like you're fucking starving to death.
I was.
I loved it.
I love women.
I love women.
I love women.
I love women.
I love women.
I love women.
I love women.
I love women.
I love women.
Omg.
But I do love men too.
Did her pussy taste good?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys look good together.
Do they?
Yeah.
She tastes like fucking weed.
I don't know why.
Her pussy tastes like weed?
I guess.
She probably smokes it because she don't have weed.
Yeah.
It doesn't smell like weed or tastes like weed.
I was like, damn.
I love that.
Well, sometimes I can smell, I can smell like weed through the girdle.
Really?
I don't know if they're smoking in the booth or, what's going on, but I can smell weed.
It's either off the guy's dick or it's off his body or something.
Love that.
I love that.
I just fell in love.
I was like, damn.
Indica or sativa?
I don't know.
You don't know?
No.
It just tasted good.
Like little doubles lettuce.
Yeah?
Nice.
Do you smoke a lot of weed?
Mm-hmm.
You do?
Yes, a lot.
Do you smoke today?
No.
No?
No.
I get too nervous.
Do you get anxiety when you smoke?
Yeah.
Really?
Why do you do it then?
I only smoke just to chill.
Oh.
So my brain doesn't go everywhere.
Wouldn't that kind of chill you out?
Or would that kind of...
No, it would make me nervous.
I would come in here and be so shy.
Oh, would you?
Would you get paranoid and stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's why I took two shots.
Yeah, you want to be in a safe...
You want to be in a...
Yeah.
I control them.
That's why I took two shots.
Just to, you know, loosen...
Just to kind of...
To get it out?
Yeah, just to loosen it.
When did the nerves go away?
Because I know you were nervous the other day and I called you and...
This morning.
You were nervous this morning?
The nerves went away this morning.
Oh, well, they went away this morning.
Yeah.
They went away this morning.
Okay.
Because you were pretty good when we were talking.
You were like...
Yeah.
After we talked, I was like, it was pretty good.
So, we went to the car and then when I started driving here, I was like, oh, shit, this is
real.
That's when I took like the two shots.
And then I was chilling.
Then I was chilling.
You were like, this is fucking happening.
Yeah.
And then I did it and I like loved it.
Loved it.
Loved it.
Loved it.
I knew you.
I knew you would.
I loved it.
When you sent me those pictures, I was like, this chick can suck some dick.
Again, I did, multiple times.
How old are you?
25.
When was the first time you sucked dick?
Me?
For the very first time?
Yeah.
Oh.
time? It was my babysitter. I lost my virginity to my babysitter. What was her name? Fourteen. It was a guy. I know. It was a guy. We were fourteen. I can't say his name. Tell me. Let's out him. Me? No, I can't. I can't. Then you'll know. He'll know. We'll throw him in jail. No, I loved it though. I loved it. Alright, so you were, how old were you? Fourteen. You were fourteen. Fourteen going up fifteen. And how old was he? Seventeen. We won't tell anybody. Did he still live here?
No, I'm actually from Washington, so he lives in Washington. Oh, okay. We're going to narrow
this down. We're going to find out. So what happened? Tell me the story. We put my brother
to bed, and then I couldn't go to bed. And we were watching a movie, and then I touched
his thigh, and then he touched mine. Why'd you touch his thigh? It was a horny little,
yeah, he was really cute. He was super cute. So I was a horny little freaking fourteen
year old. And then he's like, do you want to do something? And I'm like, what? Because
we were watching a scary movie, and he's like, we can do something. And I'm like, what is
it? And then he's like, he pulled out his dick, and then I put it in my mouth, and then
I wrote it. Did you, wait a sec, you, why'd you put it in your mouth? Did he tell you
to put it in his mouth? Yeah, he said, do you want to put it in your mouth, or do you
just want me to, want to watch me? And I said, I kind of want to put it in my mouth. He kind
of taught me how to do it. Like, at first it kind of sucked, because I didn't really
know. Hey, you're fourteen. Fuck. Did you watch porn? Were you watching porn at that
point? I've been watching porn since I was like, ten. Okay, so you knew. So I kind of
knew what was going on, but I didn't know how to do it. You knew the general idea. Yeah.
I just didn't know how to do it. I was confused. So, yeah. Okay. You can thank my cousins
for that, too, if they're watching. So, you're sucking his dick, and then you got on it and
wrote it. Did he tell you to get on it? Mm-hmm. I did. He said it might hurt, and it did hurt.
It hurts that way.
It's not bad. So, you, that was your first blowjob, and your first, you lost your virginity.
Mm-hmm. Sucked. The cherry does pop. I did not know that. What did it feel like? Me?
Yeah, what did it, like, what happened? I felt like, at first it felt like it was, like,
it felt horrible. It didn't feel really good. And then I think once I started getting, like,
wet and, like, comfortable, he went really slow at first. Yeah. Went really slow. I don't
think he lasted that long. He didn't. We went, like, a couple rounds. The first round sucked,
and then I had to clean up, because, obviously. And then we went through a second round. The
second round was kind of fun, and then the third round, and we couldn't do any more rounds,
because then my parents were coming home. And so, did he nut in you both times? I think
he wore a condom, I'm pretty sure. Oh, did he? Okay. Yeah. Which is kind of weird that
he went to go babysit us and had a condom. Well, he had a condom just ready in his wallet.
I feel like that's every guy, though. I wonder if he was kind of, like, planning that. He
was kind of, like, thinking. Why was it cute? I was a cute 14-year-old. I was a cute 14-year-old.
I looked about 17 when I was, like, 14, so. He probably wouldn't have made the first movie.
Like, he probably was waiting for you to kind of, like... Because I was like, do you want
to... I think I did it all, because I asked him if he wanted to watch a movie, and he
said, yeah, let's move in. It's like a little date. You ask him out on a date. Was there
anything prior to that? Was there any kind of, like... No. Were you flirting, or any
kind of, like, cues that you were having? When you're 14, you think everyone's flirting
with you, so I thought he really liked me. And I would always be, like, butterflies around
him, and I'd be like, oh, hi. I'm sure he did like you a lot.
Yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah. It was, you know, it got a little awkward at the end, because
then... I don't know why he got fired. He got fired from being with Babysitter. You
don't know why? Okay, let me guess. That's why he was fucking me? Hold on. Let me guess.
Because he's fucking the daughter? Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. Well, at least he was smart enough
to wear a condom and not get you pregnant. That would have been... Yeah, I know, because
I feel like I would have gotten pregnant pretty bad. Yeah. If you went to jail for that shit,
he would have went to jail for that shit. You would have been fine. Whatever. We would
have run away together and fell in love. Yeah. Happily ever after. Yes. Well, that's
a good story. What else? You got other stories? Me? Yeah, what do you got? Not really. Tell
me some crazy stuff. What was that... Oh, you're going to tell us stuff about working
at the bar. The bar on my Coyote Ugly? Is that here? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Do I have
to edit that out, or... No. No? Okay. You worked at Coyote Ugly? I actually worked at
Coyote Ugly in Tennessee, because I lived in Tennessee for a little bit. Okay. I worked
there. That was fun. I just didn't like the dancing, but that was really fun. Yeah. Yeah,
that was really fun. But the bar I worked here, I would just fuck around and dance on
tables and get hella drunk. So were you drinking the whole time when you were fucking around
like that? Mm-hmm. So were you sneaking drinks, or were guys buying you drinks, or how does
that work? Kind of both. As a bartender, bartenders should know. You just go in the back, take
your little plastic tube, and you just chug it. Yeah.
Yeah. I think that's every bartender's server. Did most bartenders drink like that on the
job? Mm-hmm. Yeah? Yes. Yes. I think all of them drink. Oh, okay. Just like a little...
I like it when bartenders will have a shot with you and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah.
Sometimes they fill it with water, and then sometimes they just like... Yeah, they do
like a water shot. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. So what was the... Where was the place you
were working when the guys were smacking your ass? Should I say it? I don't think I should
say it. Oh, like... That's where you got fired from?
Yeah. Okay. You don't have to say where it's at, but what happened? I got fired because
I was too drunk. I got on the job. I left my tips, my money. I didn't do the deposit.
I just fucked up. Did you lock up? Did you just fucking lock up? Yeah, I just locked
up and walked out. You just walked home? Yeah. I didn't clean. I didn't do nothing. I just
walked up and left, and then the next night, yeah. Is it a big bar? No, it's pretty tiny.
No, tiny bar. I did work at a golf course once, and I got really drunk on the job because
I'm a bar... Or...
Was it a VEV car? Yeah, a VEV, yeah. And I got so drunk, I don't remember this, I crashed
the golf cart, got fired, came in the next day, and they were like, why the fuck are
you here? And I'm like, what do you mean? I'm here for my shift. And they're like, you
got fired yesterday, because I didn't know the golf carts were $7,000. I told the whole
thing. You told the golf cart? I flipped it. That's impressive. Those things are...
I know, they're intentional. It's hard to fuck those things up. Yeah, apparently, I
don't know what happened, but everyone was laughing. They're like...
Good job, baby. You can fuck one of those up. That's pretty impressive.
I know. Well, $7,000 later, here we are. I was just embarrassed because I came in the
next day. I did, yeah. No, I don't. No?
No. It's about how you masturbate. That's about it.
Does being high help you masturbate? Mm-hmm. I feel like you get in tune with your
body. I feel like it just opens up more. Opens you up more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It just opens you up more because you're
more relaxed. You're just chilling there. That makes sense. How'd you convince those
guys to pay you $20 a slap? I just told them. I did it.
Did you bring that up? Did you say, hey, you can slap my ass for $20?
Yeah, I said it. Or did somebody smack your ass first?
Yeah. I did.
And that's going to cost you?
I said, $20 a smack. And he would smack me twice. It was like $40.
Did you get up on the table or something like that or were you just walking around?
I was walking from the bar top. Usually because it was so short-ceiling, I would just hold
up to the top of it.
and then shake my butt in their face or they put my butt in their face guys were
just going crazy and a bunch of money one owed me like 120 expected so many
times that's like six times I loved it I loved it and I make them buy me shots I
don't know they all love me I used to work at a coffee shop too but I was in
bikini that was my favorite yeah you were asking me you were texting me you
said I don't know how you guys do that yeah everyone would come in and get
coffee every day but I feel like they didn't get coffee for the coffee I feel
like they came to get coffee for like the girls in the bikinis because they're
all perverts they all come through like jacking off in the drive-thru and I'm
like yeah just look at the dick and I'm like is that the cream in the coffee is
that what they're doing they think we're creaming in the coffee for them to ask
for extra cream and think it's us they're weirdos but we love them we love
them I know what you're talking about yeah yeah I forget the name of the place
somebody was talking about it
what was your favorite part about today today what was your favorite moment the
holes the gloryhole getting my first two dicks was very exciting cuz it was nettracking but didn't work out so bad
But then after the two dicks, I was just like, what was it?
After five, I was like, where's the rest of them?
Yeah, you got to wait.
You just got to sit around.
I mean, if you wait long enough, you could get the 50 dicks.
I think it was the first two.
The first two was most exciting.
And my first fucking black boy.
That was exciting.
You like that?
Yeah, I loved it.
Were you nervous?
I was very nervous.
I was going to rip me, break me.
But he didn't.
Yeah, but you sucked him first, right?
Then he fucked you.
Yeah, my heart dropped when he put his dick in the hole.
Oh my God, this fucking wall of dick.
Is that the biggest dick you've ever seen?
Me?
No.
You've seen bigger dicks than that?
I've seen bigger dicks, yes.
On a white dude?
Yeah.
Show me how big it was.
Yeah, show the camera.
My arm.
Are you fucking serious?
I swear to God.
You fucked dudes.
He knows who he is, too, because he used to fuck me every day.
Yeah, that one hurt.
That one took you.
As long as you're from where to where.
Over here.
Yeah, and it was girthy, too, like this way.
We called him, I can't say his name, but just Horsecock.
He was Horsecock.
You know who you are.
Yeah, you do, you do.
He fucks me every day after school from, what, 150 to 330?
And then my boyfriend would come pick me up.
What?
Yeah, I had to.
All right, you got to pump the brakes on this one.
What happened?
So this was in high school?
Yeah, I had a high school boyfriend for five years.
But after two years, he just cheated on me with every girl.
And then this one guy and me locked eyes.
I was in the cafeteria, and he frickin' took me to his house,
finger-banged me in the back of his friend's car,
and then it's been history ever since.
And this is Horsecock?
Yeah, it's Horsecock.
So when he pulled it out, what did you think?
Cried.
I didn't think I could take it.
Was he a big dude or a skinny dude?
He was very tall.
He was like six foot, like something.
He's very tall.
Was he skinny?
He was like big bulk.
Yeah?
He wasn't fat, he wasn't skinny, though.
Jeez, that's a fucking...
He was a big guy.
That's a porn cock.
That is.
And then you had a boyfriend.
It's off of that.
Mm-hmm.
And he picked me up.
So you were fucking both the guys?
Yeah.
That's the only one I cheated on him with.
But he cheated on me with all the time with other girls,
so it was fine.
I feel like we kind of evened it out.
And after high school, we like went both ways.
So how many dicks do you think you've had?
Me?
Since you were like 14, since the baby's in there.
How many dicks?
How many guys, if we fuck, let's put it that way.
Do you have a number?
No, I don't know my number.
If you had to guess, what would you think it would be?
I don't know.
Maybe triple digits, maybe in the 80s, maybe in the 90s.
I don't know.
Been around.
That's not too, too bad.
It's not bad.
So how come you've never been with a black dude?
How come you've never had a black dick?
Because I'm just scared they always come out freaking big.
Have you ever been hit on by black guys?
Yeah, all the time.
I'm like a black guy's dream.
That's all that hits on me, is black guys.
Yeah, because you've got a booty.
Yeah, you've got all the right stuff.
I do, I do.
I'm more into the white boy.
If you don't look like a felon, I don't really know.
I don't want you.
Oh.
The tattoos everywhere, the tattoos on the face.
Do you like that?
Yeah, curly hair, white boy, big dick.
That's like my go-to.
Just all tatted out, like just edgy as fuck?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Love it.
That's my, like, hopefully husband one day.
So do you like a guy that looks like that, or do you actually want the prison dude, the guy that just got out of the station?
The one that looks like that.
I don't want you to be in prison.
You don't want to be like a felon that's like you're a...
Unless you, like, turn your life around.
Yeah.
I don't want to help you, because that sounds scary.
Are you dating anybody now?
No.
Myself.
That's it.
When was the last time you hooked up prior to this?
A month ago.
A month?
Yeah.
That's kind of a dry spell for you, isn't it?
Yeah.
Just blowjobs, a lot of blowjobs.
And today is more blowjobs.
So you, who were you blowing?
You don't have to say the name, but...
Just random people.
Just random people?
I meet at the bar, or Tinder, or Bumble, or...
But you just meet up?
You just meet up and suck their dick and then go home?
Yeah.
Watch a movie?
Like, at your place or their place?
Their place.
I'd always go to their place, because it's easier to leave.
They're at my place.
It's harder to kick them out.
You're like, can you leave?
And they're like, I kind of like it here.
And I'm like, yeah, no.
So how come you haven't been fucking any of these guys?
Me?
I don't want to.
No?
Just like to give head?
Yeah.
Yeah, you look like you really enjoy it.
I love giving head.
I can tell.
That's maybe a couple 69s, but it's not really considered fucking, but...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
So what do you do to get off?
Like, how do you get yourself off?
I go home and drink off.
You do?
Yeah.
Because sometimes I can't do the job, so I just rather do it myself.
Yeah.
I got a dildo in my car.
Packed and ready.
Do you ever use it in your car?
Mm-hmm.
While you're driving?
Or do you...
Well, sometimes I pull over, because it gets a little crazy.
But every time I buy a toy, I have to freaking use it in the parking lot.
I have to test it out.
I can't wait until I get home.
Is it like a dildo, or is it a vibrator?
Vibrator.
So you don't...
Can you put it inside you, too?
Mm-hmm.
Or do you just put it in your clip?
My favorite...
How do you know if you just put it in your clip?
My favorite one's the bunny.
So it's like the little one with the little hands.
Yeah, and the ears.
Yeah, yeah.
That's one of my favorite ones.
That one makes me cum in like five seconds.
Really?
I'm like, slow it down.
It looks lame.
You see that thing?
The rabbit, yeah?
No, mine's pretty cool.
Well, mine is a rabbit, so it's a rabbit, but it goes like...
Oh.
Yeah, so it moves.
So it rubs into your clip.
No, it moves.
Oh, the shaft.
Yeah, it like moves back and forth.
Oh, she knows, yeah.
Oh, my gosh, I'm like, oh, no, and then 30 seconds later, I'm like, I'm cum, I'm done.
I don't want to get out of bed.
Are you one and done, or can you keep going?
Sometimes in the day, sometimes I'm one and done.
Sometimes I want to keep going.
Sometimes, if it's a really good cum, I'm like, don't touch me.
I'm going back to bed.
But sometimes I like to go rounds and rounds and rounds.
I like orgasming more than cumming, because I feel like when I cum, I'm like one and done,
but if I keep orgasming and having fun, it's just like the momentum of it.
And it just gets me going, and you're hot and heavy.
I don't know what you mean by that.
Like, just the feeling, like the sensation.
Like, when I cum, I feel like you're just done.
Okay, do you mean like, do you edge yourself?
Do you get yourself close and not allow yourself to cum?
And then stop, and then just give myself a break, and then keep going, and then, yeah.
So you don't actually just kind of like get close, but you don't actually cum.
You just get close.
I just get close.
Yeah.
That's what's more, that's what I like, because that's what's more fun with me.
And I love clip play, like clip pleasuring, and my favorite.
Have you ever gone too far?
Have you ever edged yourself too much, and you couldn't cum?
Yeah.
That's when it's like done.
Then you're fucked.
Yeah.
You've gotten too close, and then you just.
Yeah, and then I'm just like, no more.
You can get the carrot.
Yeah, you just get the stick.
So what do you got planned for tonight?
Go to bed.
You're going to go home and shower?
Yeah, shower, get clean, make some food, and hop into bed.
I'm sure a couple loads are going to drip out of you on the way out.
I know, probably.
My underwear's going to be soaking wet.
Babe, you hold on.
Like, cum, like, they were like.
I know.
It was not letting it out.
I can tell you're tight.
I mean, everything's like tight down there.
I can see it.
It's very tight.
You're holding on to it.
It just went, whoop.
Call it a baby maker pussy.
That's true.
It's going to come out in like two days.
Sucks in, yeah.
And you're on the pill, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, very.
Yeah.
Always.
I'm glad you had a lot of fun.
I know, I had so much fun.
I can't wait for you to come back.
I know.
Is there anything special you want to do when you come back?
Do you want to hook up with another girl?
I want to try the swing.
Want to try the sex swing?
Yes.
Okay.
I want the swing.
Every girl loves that.
You know what?
When the girls go in it and I put it on the site, guys are like, eh, it really looks painful.
And I'm like, how the fuck does a sex swing look painful?
They're just babies.
Yeah, guys like it, girls like it.
People use it all the time.
I just don't record.
I can if you want.
Yeah, I want it.
I want the swing.
You can have a guy stand next to your head.
You can suck his dick.
The guys can just like.
Make you go, yeah.
Yeah, they can just.
You're just on the swing.
And I want to try your little.
Oh, you want to try that?
Yeah.
You want to try that?
Lose that shit up.
We can do it after though because then if I come, I might fall asleep in this bed.
Yeah.
When you come, are you like shut down after that?
Like you don't want to fuck or anything?
I'm like a dude.
I need like 10 minutes.
Really?
I need to recharge.
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