We are now here in Cologne, the home of the beloved... Anni Aurora! Hello! That's what it looks like. And today a big gambling fair is taking place here. I think the biggest one, right? Exactly, the Games. Oh no, I'm not even allowed to say that, right?...
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We are now here in Cologne, the home of the beloved...
Anni Aurora! Hello!
That's what it looks like.
And today a big gambling fair is taking place here. I think the biggest one, right?
Exactly, the Games. Oh no, I'm not even allowed to say that, right?
Well, we'll just ignore that.
All people are gaming here. So, we shortened that a bit.
Do you also play games?
Yes, a little bit.
I think that's cool.
Do you know a few famous people here?
Yes, I do. I've already seen a few.
Great. I don't know any of them.
We're going on a search now, because what we're looking for today, of course, are not guys who can gamble.
No, they're supposed to play a bit with Anni.
I'm looking for a cute nerd for Anni, who wants to gamble with her.
So, and we're going on a search now, aren't we?
Exactly.
So, let's go in that direction.
So, here's the entrance. That's very good.
But maybe we should turn in the other direction,
because here we all turn in the other direction.
So, let's turn in the other direction.
We're going in this direction.
We're actually all gamers here.
I hope so.
A certain wish.
I see someone already.
I see someone already.
The Rockstar.
Max there.
There.
He's running.
He's running.
Max Rockstar.
Whoever that is.
Okay.
We'll just stand here unnoticed.
Yes, I've already seen him.
Don't be so unnoticed, or it won't work.
So, let's go.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
We don't really want to stop.
But we actually want to.
Yes, we thought so.
But that doesn't work.
We're going to have a nice time with the girls, aren't we?
Yes.
Aha.
Aha.
What's up?
So, this is by the way the Anni Aurora.
Do you know her?
No.
No.
Okay.
Do it.
No.
So, we're not here today to play.
Yes, a little bit.
But we're looking for today ... So, I have the order for the Anni to find a cool
nerd who wants to bird with her in front of the camera.
Would that be something for you?
Yes.
No.
No.
Because ... I also have an autograph session now.
And I also have ... I don't even have a penis.
But we can ...
You don't have one either?
No.
But we can do it again later.
But ...
Anni, just tweet.
Okay.
Just type at Twitter like atroxa and then I'm happy.
Okay.
Do you get it?
Yes.
Yes.
That was a charming announcement.
Okay.
Is that always the case?
I ... Yes, a little bit.
But it's funny, isn't it?
Okay.
Second round.
You tweet him.
If something comes out of it, I want to see the film material.
Yes, do it.
Chris.
Okay.
So, let's move on.
We're looking for more.
We don't give up.
We don't say yes.
So, let's go.
Come on, Anni.
I need you.
Sorry.
Yes.
Without you, I don't find anyone here.
Come with Anni.
I saw one.
I don't know much about nerds, but I think that could be something.
Wait a minute.
I have to go to the other side.
Otherwise we get stressed here.
So.
Faster, faster, faster.
No.
Don't run away.
Don't run away.
Hello, my dear.
So.
You must be going to the trade fair right now, right?
Yes.
I'm looking for friends of mine.
Ah, very good.
Come on.
Then let's spend a little time.
I have my dear Anni with me.
Hello.
Hello.
And we wanted to try to convince you to let the trade fair go on today and start a
cool trade fair with Anni.
So, a little bit about birds, maybe?
Yes, of course.
No.
The thing is, friends of mine come from far away.
Stuttgart.
Stuttgart.
Oh, I was there first yesterday.
That's great.
Yes.
That means we can't convince you?
Unfortunately no.
I'm sorry.
But if you weren't going to meet your friends?
Maybe we could talk about that.
Oh.
Come on.
Well.
Write to him.
Have fun.
Good luck with the search.
Thank you.
We give ourselves.
But come on.
You can't knock the mouse off the bedside table, can you?
Yes, of course not.
Yes.
Dear visitors.
Now we are already being called up.
Have fun.
You too.
Thank you.
So.
So you see.
He would have been really interested, Anni.
Yes.
Yes.
Too bad that he has to sit on it now.
Hey good.
But that is excusable.
Because in the end it is also so.
He is waiting for friends from Stuttgart.
So.
From Stuttgart.
No matter.
It doesn't matter either.
Exactly.
So.
We'll continue our search now.
Whether we can find one or two here.
Oh look.
He is.
Yes.
We have that.
That's bad too.
Can we go on now?
No.
Doesn't go on.
Who looks like a classic nerd here?
Come on.
We can address him.
Here.
The one with the colorful pants.
Anni.
Come with me.
Come with me.
Come with me.
No.
Stay.
Come on.
You have to walk slower.
Because I have a cable.
You don't have a cable.
Hello.
Good day.
Good day.
You have to pray a lot.
Yes, I have.
That is.
That is Anni.
Yes.
And we are looking for a one night stand today.
A little knickknack in front of the camera with Anni.
You are very sympathetic to me.
But thanks.
No.
No.
No.
No buts.
I personally don't like one night stands.
Oh man.
Pity.
Hmm.
Okay.
Have fun then.
I would like to.
Have fun.
Yes.
Yes.
We will have.
Yes.
Yes.
I should have left you alone, but you don't want to do that anymore, do you?
No.
No.
No.
Then we should be honest.
Okay.
We're looking for more.
Perhaps we will find someone else who might enjoy being here.
Have fun with Anni.
What about the one over there?
Can we take that one or.
With whom?
With the one.
With the cappy.
They have cappies.
No, all are cappies.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
You stand here all the time and watch us and then I thought.
I am watching you.
Yes.
I have seen it.
Yes.
Can I see what you are doing here?
So pretty.
what you're doing here so pretty ladies yes exactly there we are already on the topic you
probably also wanted to go to the trade fair on the trade fair yes of course so who i have a buddy
and then it starts with the buddy you have to say yes because exactly we are also
arranged with you you didn't know that yet but i have the annie with me this is the annie
pretty thing or pretty thing so i can't really do it so i would
almost become weak but unfortunately i have to continue so you can't exchange such a stupid card
against you so i'm sorry i can't convince you no chance okay thanks dude no one wants the card
all boring i don't know either okay we don't give up i wouldn't be the texas
petty if i don't find someone to the bird for you or yes exactly so
i think i would be the texas petty if i don't find someone to the bird for you or yes exactly
yes i believe so we'll move on and make the search go on i don't know annie maybe
it's up to my little heart sunglasses maybe i'm in love with me i'll put it off and
put it in my necklace so now we're going to start the search without heart sunglasses
maybe then it works where you have someone seen yes but he'll take it that's the young guy
come with you come with you come with you just a little gas sorry sorry sorry hello hello you wanted to remain
Are you coming to the fair right now?
Not really.
No? Really?
No, no, no.
Oh, cool.
Then we would have a counter-offer.
I don't know what you're doing here, but it doesn't matter.
I'm not interested either, because I have the sugar candy Anni on board.
Do you like it?
Yes, it's delicious.
And that is ...
You, very calmly.
I'll explain to you now.
We have more time.
And I'm looking for someone for a one-night stand for Anni today, who wants to
shoot in front of the camera.
Well, I think ...
Well, I'm a little skeptical.
So, one-night stand?
Oh God, a very funny one.
On the street, like that?
It's funny, man.
You're a young, hot guy.
Anni is young and hot.
But ...
Come on.
It's not everyday.
Right.
Exactly.
That's why you should take it with you, because in ten years you will ask yourself the question
why I didn't do it.
I really don't know.
Come on.
Give it back.
Will you come with me?
Yes.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Yes.
Yes.
Come on.
I don't know.
Really.
Come on, say yes.
Please.
Please.
I think less.
You're good at talking.
Keep talking.
Okay.
So, on we go.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
So ...
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
It's not far away from here.
Right around the corner.
You'll be there again in a minute.
If you have an appointment with friends, you can send them a WhatsApp briefly and say,
listen to me, people.
Be late for an hour.
It's not a problem at all.
Well, you can talk about it well.
Yes, right?
Then my husband also says.
Yes, come on.
That's it.
That's it.
It's okay.
Yes, really?
Yes, come on.
But we're filming this, right?
It's okay.
Do you like it?
Yes.
Do you take it with you?
Yes, take it with me.
All right.
Departure.
I found someone.
The direction.
Always straight ahead.
And on we go to the train.
Because we're taking the train.
We're in Schlesien, Cologne.
So, come with me.
Very cool.
So, I wouldn't have thought that you would really ...
Yes, I wouldn't have thought either.
Um ...
Do you need me?
That's a clear statement, isn't it?
I think then I'm pretty overwhelmed.
Yes.
Then I'll leave you alone, right?
Come on, I'll get in here.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, that's great.
That's fine.
I'm going to go in here.
I'm going in this way.
Come on.
Come on.
Yes.
We're going to get in there.
Okay.
Okay.
There you go.
Yes.
Anyway.
Yes.
Hello.
Here you go.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Yes.
Hello.
You like your dirty face, don't you?
Your dirty face, don't you?
Do you want me to fuck you up now?
You're doing pretty good.
Come on, I'll help you.
Exactly, stretch your ass out.
Come on, you too.
Oh, that's what I'm standing on.
In any case.
In any case.
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