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Who do we have here today?

Ryan motherfucking Reid

Ryan motherfucking Reid. Yes

Or Ryan Reid, you know same thing

There's a

There's another Reid

That was around for a few years

Do you know are you any relation?

Yeah, that's like my sister

Yeah, yeah

So since birth, huh? Oh, yeah straight out the coochie

Interesting so you took after your sister. Um, yeah, I guess I didn't like the apple really didn't fall too far from the tree

We both like taking dick on camera

But you're you're doing your thing. You're you're playing with my things playing with other people's things

All right

How'd you get into the business?

You know, I started the premium snapchat

and I started doing my only fans and then I was like, you know, I want to start getting all the dick and

Yeah, I'm getting all the dick. So you weren't getting any dick before that or just getting some dick

Some dick not all the dick

Now I'm getting all the dick all the different shapes different sizes

Any pussy? Oh fuck. Yeah

Getting all the fucking pussy. All right, do you like boys or girls? Um, both

elaborate so like

When you go out to eat, you don't eat just one thing you eat more than one thing

So like when I have sex, why would I want one thing? I want

multiple things

Do you go out to eat a lot? Um, not really you cook fuck now postmates

So you just order in all the time all the time like three times a day or oh easily if not more

What's your favorite thing to order?

I'm a basic ass fucking white girl Starbucks

Karen wants to be in did you just trip her?

It was a ghost

Have you met Karen yet? No, I have it. I heard a little couple things about her

Her leg is really sore. Look at it

She got them make the stallion knees

She gained a little weight over the quarantine. I think we all did you did too. Oh, yeah, I'm this fucking ass

Let's see that thing

I didn't even have to tell you to twerk

Yeah, well, I'm a slut, so let's you don't have to ask too hard your ass is on auto twerk

It does what it wants it has a mind of its own interesting. Well, we like it good

So how many people are you fucking right now?

Hmm. Can you plead the fifth on here? You can say whatever you want

Just fucking myself and Karen and nobody

For scenes. Oh, obviously

for scenes

We have to subscribe to my only fans to see them. How many scenes have you shot?

Since I've been with my new agent

What about before that? Oh

a lot, oh

But mainly girls

What's your favorite kind of vagina? Oh

all vaginas

Hold on. I have an idea

I want you to take this

There you go. Come get it

And I want you I want to see what you build your favorite kind of vagina

Was that a little reference peak? Yeah, my um, i'm a little conceited, you know

So like my favorite vagina would have to be my own vagina. I haven't played with playdoh in so long

Did you play with that as a kid?

No, I played with dick

Did you get the dick in the carpet like most of the kids got the playdoh in the carpet? Um, the juice is from it

Are you a squirter?

Maybe you can make me

Do you get really wet?

Guess we'll have to find out

Yeah, this is kind of hard because I don't want to mess it up

No, we need it perfect

Well, at least I didn't pursue art as a career

You're probably better off sucking dicks and eating pussies

for sure

I mean

She has her labios

And then she has those like outside lips. I'm not very sure what they're called

And then she has a cute little clit

Has anyone ever licked this playdoh?

It really doesn't taste good

That's a first

Good. There's gonna be a lot of firsts on here today

Here's my pussy

That's yours or that's your favorite or or one in the same?

This is my artwork pussy my favorite a little bit of a replica of mine because flashlight hasn't hit me up yet

Here's my pussy

Honestly, I think it should be on display somewhere kind of looks no karen's looks busted. It looks like the virgin mary

She ain't a virgin. Look at that hole

You can set it on the table over there

Oh this table over

There you go. Gladly

How many sexual partners you think you've had in your lifetime? Man, I wrapped it up this summer

probably like

30 40 50 give or take 60, you know somewhere around there

That's total or that's this past summer a little bit of both maybe a couple more

Not a couple less

That's fair

All mostly for fun. Oh, yeah

Okay, because once you find a guy with a good friend group, you got to figure out whose dick's the best out of the friend group

So you don't just fuck them all you?

Picked your favorite you sample the dick I call it because why would you if there's a friend group of guys?

And they all have decent dicks, but you don't know so you have to do like a trial and error of dick

And then you figure out which one has the best and that's the one you stay that could be the solid fuck buddy. Yeah

Okay, that's fair. I have never heard it explained like that before. Yeah, because like

Like what if you get stuck with?

The hot guy of the friend group but the small dick of the friend group

That's a bad combo, right? Yeah, so like

Yeah, he might be the ugliest of the friend group but he has the best dick of the friend group so like

best dick best looks best dick

What is your favorite kind of dick? My favorite kind of dick?

A dick that makes me cum

So there could be a tiny dick that can make you cum or there could be a really fucking big dick

That can make you cum or there could be a very girthy dick that can make you cum or there could be a really skinny dick

It's all about the motions

You know

Do you cum easily?

If I masturbate beforehand, yeah

How do you masturbate?

Um, usually with a vibrator

What kind of vibrator?

Um, i'm the basic after so hotachi

And then when it's not with a vibrator, how do you do it?

Usually with a guy's head

Just get a guy put his head down there and

Put him to work

What do you do in your free time?

Um, I like to like hang out with my dogs

And sometimes clean. I like things to be really clean all the time

How many dogs do you have? Two. What kind? I have a husky australian shepherd, which is actually from

Riley her dog had babies

And I have a pit bull that is a rescue

What are their names? Dobby and Ollie

And how old are they? Um, Dobby is two and Ollie is seven months

Oh, so puppy. Oh, yeah, he's bad. Which one is that ollie? Well, I know but which oh the husky australian shepherd

Oh, okay. He's a fucking nutcase

Like crazy or he's fucking crazy

He takes after his mom. He actually just got in trouble

I went to visit family and I came to pick him up at the place

I checked him in at and they were like hey you need to get your dog fixed. He's humping everyone

And i'm like, yeah, he takes after his mom

That sounds about right. Yeah

Then they weren't surprised no, they weren't he showed up with a browser's collar

What's your necklace say browsers?

Where'd you get that from browsers?

Was that custom for you or no, i'm just another basic hoe on their site that they're like, hey here's a necklace

They need to make one for me

Okay, a custom one

How'd you pick your name?

I really like guy names for girls

So like I thought it was hot to be ryan like yeah i'm fucking ryan and i'm a badass bitch

and riley's like my

Girl, so like why not ryan reed

Fair enough and it goes ryan reed ryan reed r and r

cock and cock

Hey, it sounds good to me

Uh, do you watch porn? I don't

I find like

different things

like more arousing

Like the jc pennies catalog so fucking literally

What else?

I don't know like

a guy cleaning

Could turn me on

like a guy doing like

a female

Role, I guess you could say it's like i'm like, um, fuck me

You're doing my laundry abuse my throat

What about cooking?

There's postmates so like

I'll be your sugar mama and buy you good food

don't

Worry about that

I may have to come over after this because i'm really clean. Okay good

We'll see

Yeah, we'll see how this goes, right? Yeah

What do you what's your favorite kind of food? Um, i'm really not picky, but I am like italian lebanese

So I like lebanese food ish

So like falafel hummus tabbouleh that kind of stuff. So like mediterranean

There's a lot of that around here. Oh, yeah

I love it, too

Would you you have roommates you live by yourself?

Um my dogs they're my roommates. Okay, they don't pay rent though, which is kind of fucked do they have their own room?

Um, yeah, they do but they sleep with me so

Someone needs to put them in line

uh, tell us tell us

one thing that

Nobody knows about you that you want to get off your chest and tell everyone

I would say i'm a slut, but I think everyone knows that

That's a given. Um

I don't know does it have to be like hot?

No, i'm dyslexic

What does that sign behind you say? Uh

What's the bottom part say casting?

Okay, it's more like I don't know like different words

See like that's why I just didn't go to college

I can just suck dick and make more money

Because you're dyslexic

That's fair

Here i'm going to give you these

Come here

Yes, sir

And I want you to what move the pussy on the on the table there

Well, just a little bit so you can roll those on the table

Well, you can sit on the edge of the couch there

I'll sit on you. Okay

Okay. Now make sure they don't go off the table. Okay

A lot of pressure right now exactly

Okay, so let's roll them just roll them

Oh, that's a close one

What'd you get?

Wait, she's dyslexic

Six total or six one and oh a five

Okay, so total six. Yeah. Okay

Do you know what that means?

Um, I actually only have six bodies

I'm going to show you though

Do you stay right there?

I'm kind of getting nervous

You're what kind of getting nervous for what's going to happen next?

Well, i'm about to show you

I need you to turn around

Knees right here

On both sides. Uh, nope knees right here hands over here. Okay. I think I know where this is going

What?

Um, maybe some spankings

Possibly six of them

Uh-huh. You got it

Maybe I should have went to college

Maybe but here's the trick. This is this is where we're going to find out whether you should have gone to college or not

If you can count to six

And keep track

Because you have to count if you fuck up the count we start back over at zero

Oh, but what if I want to start back over at zero?

Hey, that's that's out of my hand

Are you ready? Yes

No, yes, okay

How was that?

I liked it a lot. Okay, good

Why did you move?

I think I lost count already

All right. I'll be serious

You don't have to be serious. Okay, let's keep going

You're sweating. I'm getting a little nervous or one. I don't recall. What was it? Um, I think four maybe one. Okay

Four again like that one. Yeah, that's four. You didn't move. Good job. Simon didn't say

We could play that game next. That could be five. That's five. Yeah, that could be five

Okay, what's so funny?

This is having a lot of fun. There goes six. That's six

What do you think? Isn't there always one more for good luck?

Ah, good point. Good point

Let's get it ready

Is that the one? That was the one. Okay

Do you have a birthday coming up? I do. When is it? October 27. October 27. Are you gonna get me something?

I'm lying. What are you gonna be for Halloween?

a slut

Well, you're already dressed up. I know I was in the spirit. So I was like, you know

I'm just gonna be a slut

any big plans?

Big plans for Halloween. Big plans. Oh big plans like a

Halloween orgy

I see how you are

Okay, let me go over here

How were the Spanx? Oh, 10 out of 10

I think it's six out of six. Six out of six. Maybe a couple more

Can we see the damage?

Oh, yeah

Wait, hold on. You have to take your top off first

So we can see it really nice. Do I get a please?

Do I say that again? Do I get a please?

We need you to please take your top off at this moment

Now do you want to see my butt?

Let's see your butt now

Bend over for us

What chic weather can you tell?

The red one?

Do you like getting spanked? I think so

Did you like spanking me?

It's my favorite. Good

All right, take let's have you please take those panties off. Oh, yes nicely that time

Oh, you have a bush

You like it? Do you always have a bush?

Have a seat

You can put your legs up on the couch

And now we have the perfect pussy

Hold them side by side. Let's let's compare. Okay, let's not compare my artwork

We're not comparing artwork

Wait, you need to move your other hand

Let's see

She looks tight

One way to find out

There it is

That's the perfect pussy

What do you like better?

Eating pussy or sucking dick?

Eating pussy girls are cleaner

I guess I could have a little bit of OCD because I like to clean

I like a clean pussy like clean dick

What and what if it's not?

If your dick smells or I don't like it i'm leaving

What about the pussy?

Same thing, but i've never had a girl's pussy

And i've had my fair share of pussy

All right, unless I was drunk then I guess a lot of the rolls go out the window

Do you get pretty drunk?

Um, yes

I like my um

Liquor what do you like? What do you drink? Oh, i'm a vodka girl. You can put the pussy down by the way

Are you sure I kind of like just advertise it?

Uh, what kind of vodka drink? Um

Straight shot girl and then if i'm like in mexico, you know, you gotta have tequila

Wow interesting any beer wine anything

Um, prosecco, but that's more like a champagne bubbly wine. I'm

Classy, you know, that's when you're with your like sugar daddies

You have sugar daddies?

Um play the fifth

That's fair

I same thing here. You have sugar daddies. I played the first sugar daddy

I played the fifth. Okay

Let me ask you something if the dick is clean you like sucking it. Oh, hell. Yeah

I'll eat it like it's my last meal

Do you choose it over air?

Oh, absolutely

I have something for you. Oh, no

What do you have for me?

Well, i'm gonna show you but first you need to come down here on your knees. Yes, sir

I have for you. You see this flap here

It is under that flap. Oh, yeah

Yeah, could it possibly be?

That's for you to find out. Are you ready?

I'm as ready as i've ever been

So this is what you have in store for me

This is it a dick a clean dick. I was gonna say a clean dick. Yes

Now what can I do with this clean dick?

I'm gonna leave that up to you

You've been laughing since the thing came out

Dick makes me so happy. They feel really good actually good

Oh, don't mind me. I'm gonna take my pants off real quick and shoes

Make yourself at home. I don't want them to get in the way

Wow, ryan

You're pretty damn good at that

Okay, continue. There you go. Yes. I like to be told what to do

Daddy born dude. He's you like you've been teasing me

What an idea

Why don't you stand up for me? I'm gonna sit right here. I got your dick

Hey, I think you do what you think is right. I'll see if you can put your feet right here

Full tricks, aren't I you you got a full bag of them

Oh, yeah

Well, hold on. Hold on

I'm gonna stand up at the same time

See I have a couple tricks of my own. I see that

You sit right there right there stay right where you are right where you're you've done that this is so tight

I love it

It does it's because I told you I have the perfect pussy

It's in the running I can already tell you that and i'm still new to it

Well new to yours. Let me see that spread that nice in my cute little bone. Yes

Bush down there full package, isn't it? Uh-huh

Shit i'm knocking shit over

Do you know what pile driver you demoed? We're gonna teach you something today. Okay right here

Okay, you're gonna put your butt right there your head down there

upside down

I'm scared

Don't be scared

I'm a trained professional

And spread those legs

Here see you're a natural come in a little closer. What do you think so far? I fucking love it

Ej and spin records for a minute. Looks like you might have a couple jobs up your sleeve, huh?

This edge on your butt back. Do you feel it? Hey, I try all the way to the end right there so soft too

That's just what we talked about

They look very similar

See, maybe I should have went to school to be an artist

I don't know if I could deny you of that

Right here there i'll be a little bit

Let's see

Look out here a little bit for if I can really get at it

Yeah, right there

Where do you want me to come down on your knees?

Oh sit up on the couch. What just happened to your face? I'm collecting a paycheck around here

Karen's not doing too well

But i'm doing fantastic

Ryan, what's one thing you want your fans to remember you by?

The girl who fucking takes cock

Wow, that's it, huh? Yeah blowing a little kiss on the way out

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