You're over here, jerking off our swap sign. I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger? I love my new family. So, does anyone have any ideas for this weekend's activities? We're not going to sit around and watch movies, right?...
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You're over here, jerking off our swap sign.
I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?
I love my new family.
So, does anyone have any ideas for this weekend's activities?
We're not going to sit around and watch movies, right?
I was thinking we could learn more about self-defense.
I mean, you guys are taking classes, right?
Do you think you can help us out with that, honey?
Huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And what about you, Jimmy?
Do you think you can help stretch out your swat lung?
I said, can you help us out with some self-defense classes?
Uh, okay, yeah. Um, yeah, I guess.
Did you hear that, sweetie? We're going to have big man hands all over us.
You know, I really like this.
You know, I am genuinely excited that you guys are interested in self-defense.
Don't get too excited about tomorrow.
It's going to be really hard.
We're going to push you to push yourselves.
It's good to see the whole swat family together.
Self-defense is pretty straightforward.
We can go over a couple of takedowns and really just show you how to defend yourself.
Yeah?
Well, I think we should probably get started with a couple of stretches, little warm-ups.
Yeah?
Go ahead and take your arm, grab your elbow, and go ahead and give that a nice squeeze right there.
Good old squeeze.
Feel that stretch right in there.
Good.
There you go.
Get a nice, good stretch in there.
Feel it all down the back of your arm right there.
Yeah, good squeeze in there.
You, too.
Looking really good.
Good.
All right.
Okay, let's go ahead and swap to the other arm.
All right.
Nice and deep in there on that elbow.
Crossover.
Jimmy, you're looking good, all right?
Yeah, that's looking really good over there.
Yeah.
You, too.
Looking really good.
Okay, well, I think we should probably start some takedowns.
Jimmy's taking class with me, obviously, so we'll use Jimmy as a demonstration.
Come here.
Come on.
So, we're going to show you a takedown on how you would escape from Jimmy, who is our attacker today.
Why don't you come ahead and start?
So, what you're going to do, basically, you're going to stomp that foot.
You're going to break those arms away.
You're going to turn around, and you're going to knee them right in the nuts.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay, strong.
Jimmy, this is practice.
Be nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Ready?
Jimmy's going to attack you.
You ready?
Jimmy, attack.
Grab on.
Squeeze.
She's struggling.
Now, I want you to stomp that foot.
Boom.
Good.
Throw those arms up.
Boom.
Oh, my God.
Good job.
Yeah, that was a...
You're up next.
All right.
Ready, Jimmy?
Hold on real tight.
She's strong.
Okay.
You better hold on tight, Jimmy.
All right.
And attack.
Squeeze her.
Squeeze her.
There you go.
Yeah.
Now, stomp.
Boom.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
How's it going?
How are we doing?
That was really good.
That was really good.
I like that.
Good takedowns.
That was fun, but we both think it's not realistic enough.
What?
Yeah, you guys need to come at us.
Like it's sexual.
Okay.
Well, how are we going to do that?
Whoa.
Whoa.
What is that about?
Jimmy.
What?
It has to be real.
Bill.
What was that about?
What?
I want you to fuck her.
It's got to be realistic.
What?
In case this happens in real life, we need to know what to do.
So fuck her.
Honey.
Honey, I don't know about that.
It's fine.
You're fine, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So fuck her.
Fuck her.
Yeah.
Fuck me.
Come on.
I guess I got a fair point.
Yeah.
Well, come on.
All right.
Come on, Jimmy.
Pull your pants down.
Try to fuck me.
Yeah?
Is that what you want?
Yeah.
Is that what you got, Jimmy?
Yeah.
Come here.
It's okay.
His dick is inside of her.
It's okay.
They're just practicing.
It's okay.
I don't think that was expected.
It's okay.
Here.
Why don't you practice on me?
What do you mean?
Right here?
Right now?
Yeah.
They're practicing.
Get over there.
It's in front of them.
It's okay.
Don't stop.
Keep going.
Yeah.
It's all right.
Practice on me.
Oh, is that what you want?
Yeah.
Huh?
You want me to come with you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Move your ass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, three more minutes.
There you go.
Nice.
Oh, sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Are you scared?
Oh, fucking shit.
Oh, dear.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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