Mali, listen, I wanted to ask you, while we're on the subject, what is the deal with this Carolina Guerra girl, this exchange student from Columbia? Oh, Carolina, you say? Yeah, Carolina Guerra. I had her, like, past six months. Okay....
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Mali, listen, I wanted to ask you, while we're on the subject, what is the deal with this Carolina Guerra girl, this exchange student from Columbia?
Oh, Carolina, you say?
Yeah, Carolina Guerra.
I had her, like, past six months.
Okay.
She'd be so distracted.
But why?
You know, she has a cute face, she's, like, you know, influencer stuff.
Can I speak to you openly?
She has a cute face, she has a cute everything.
But two things.
First, academically, she's going nowhere.
First.
Second, she has a discipline problem.
A big, big discipline problem.
Mali, two days ago, she walked into the boys' bathroom, and she said, I come to fix the toilet.
Christ.
What's that?
I always think that she's bad, like, she's really undisciplined.
She didn't fix the toilet, she fixed everything but the toilets.
You know what I mean?
Well, we're here to help her, but I don't think we're doing that so much, because she's so distracted.
We have so many students, I hate to spend so much time on one girl.
I'm going to be honest with you, Mali.
I'm going to recommend, I'm thinking about recommending that she gets expelled from this college and sent back to Colombia, because these grades are just unacceptable.
Expelled?
Yes, yes.
But don't you think it's a hard decision?
It's a hard decision, but, you know, that's my job.
I get it, but, I mean, she's still, like, I think she deserves another chance, or at least.
You think she deserves another chance?
Why are you so adamant that she stays in the school?
You know, Mali, I haven't only been hearing bad things about her, I've been hearing things about you as well, like you and her together.
Is there any truth to that?
Well, you know, they like to talk, I leave them to talk.
But, I mean, we, our job is to...
Are you having sex with the student and I?
Well, not at all, I'm professional.
Look at me.
I am professional, you can believe me, I am professional.
But what I think is we have to give good examples, so we need to give her a chance, or at least, if she's not getting better, we need to help her.
Come in!
This is perfect timing, we were just talking about you.
Listen, here is the situation, this is your situation, I'm going to go ahead and do it, Mali, wait.
This is my job, let me do my job.
Where?
I'm serious, let me do my job, because this is going too far.
Mrs. Skerra, your parents, no, your parents, let me speak.
Listen, your parents spend a lot of money to send you to this college, and I think you're just not working hard enough.
I know, I need better grades.
You need better grades?
Yeah.
Okay, you need better grades?
You can help me.
Of course.
It's your job.
Now is my job, now is my job, I'm suspicious about you.
Listen, as I said before, I am going to recommend that you go back to Colombia, and I kick you out of this school.
Oh no, please, Colombia, no, please.
Mr. Chapman, I think you've been too hard with the decision.
Excuse me?
Please tell me.
I think you've been hard with the decision, she's new here, it's a new place for her.
Oh, new place.
Please tell me, what can I do?
As far as I'm concerned, the decision is already made.
You need to think about your life, okay?
Okay.
I think at this school you don't have a future.
Molly, explain to her, because it seems like you and her are pretty close.
Well, the professor is right, definitely right, but I think you want to do the necessary to, you know, to make...
I can do whatever it takes for it.
You can do whatever it takes?
What does that mean?
Mommy, please.
Catalina, you know my dick lives in this neighborhood, it's not a safe neighborhood for your...
Your girl, get your girl.
Can we be professional here?
Yes, we can be professional, but listen to her, that's what we do.
I'm listening to you.
You gotta listen to her, she, you know, she's wild to try everything to make it.
She just touched my ding ding.
Aren't you still shaking?
I'm thinking no.
I'm still thinking no.
Your girl, we are here, it's your place, nobody is seeing that.
This will be our secret, this is so unfair.
Nobody is here, she's wild to try everything, let's just give her a chance.
Giving her a chance means changing her grades, Molly, to make her pass the courses.
I mean, that's what it means.
What else does giving her a chance mean?
What else does giving her a chance mean?
What else do I have to give her?
What do I have to give her?
Let me tell you something, Molly.
You see this D, if I put a plus here and then I, C, K, maybe I agree with you.
She's wild to try everything.
Show me what you mean, because I'm sure you're familiar with her.
Show me what you mean.
Carolina, you really want to change your thing.
What does it say?
How do they eat over there?
You want to see?
She may have bad milk.
Stop, stop, stop.
What did you say?
I'm serious.
Hell yeah.
Don't talk when she's showing me her hands.
You're not thinking about something, Molly.
Somewhere here I have some oil.
As a man, I just don't think I stay.
Is that Mr. Chapman?
Let me see, stay.
Oh.
You know, honestly, honestly, Mr. Chapman, she may have bad milk.
But look at this ass.
Bad grace and a nice ass.
Dr. Chapman.
Oh, okay.
Dr. Chapman.
She says she like it.
Ask this badass motherfucker.
Not really.
I have to admit, show me a better way.
Oh my gosh.
It's not bad.
It's super good.
That is, and I think you ate that ass before.
Oh.
Oh.
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It's not bad.
It's super good.
It is, and I think you ate that ass before.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We will talk about it later.
Do some Colombian shit.
Yeah, do some Colombian shit.
How do you say more in Infantry in Colombian?
How do you say more?
Mas.
Mas.
Mas.
This one recommends me a good note, yes?
Yeah.
Right.
Once upon a time, Marlene, you know, once upon a time, I was a pretty fucking gay.
And then a couple of years ago, I went to an older woman, I went to the tool shop.
And then a couple of years ago, I went to the British boy.
And then a couple of years ago, I went to the British boy.
And upon a time, Marlee, see, once upon a time,
I was a pretty good pussy eater.
I was number one in my class.
Suck my dick.
You do your job, I'll do mine.
Wait.
Hey, sorry.
Wow.
I forgot you're from Columbia.
Oh, yes.
Marlee, she's playing with my car.
Wow.
I know what you're doing.
We should give her a second chance.
A second, a second, a second dick.
Oh, my God.
Yes, you love sex.
See?
It's Marlee, he knows all the girls here.
You want to go back to Columbia?
No.
No?
Then fuck, bitch.
I mean, miss.
Give me this, give me this, give me this right here.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you're a fuck, Marlee.
Yeah.
Fuck, bitch.
Hold her leg.
Hold her leg.
You're more romantic.
No, not romantic.
Fuck.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh.
Oh.
I want to feel it.
Now I want to feel the water, Mr. Chatman.
You're not going to let me.
No.
Marlee, shut up.
Come on, Marlee.
Oh.
Oh.
Marlee.
Oh, my glasses.
Sit there.
Come on.
You got that foot?
Okay.
Okay.
Look, bitch.
Did you see that?
No.
You can't send her back now.
No.
We fucked her.
Shit, you see here?
What choice do we have?
If we send her back, she's going to get us both fucking fucked.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
We're so fucked that we're about to be fucking fired.
This bitch is a genius.
It's our secret.
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