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Oh, hi Ari.

How are you?

I'm good, thanks.

Yeah?

Julie's not here though, she's out.

Oh, it's okay. I'm going to meet up with her later. I actually have some news for you. I came here for you.

Oh yeah?

Yes, I'm so excited.

Congratulations. I'm really proud of you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. Like, I can't thank you enough. I know you made this happen.

Well, you did the hard work to get yourself there.

Thank you, yeah.

Now you and Julie are going to be on campus together. They better watch out.

We'll be good, I promise. But I can't believe it. Yeah, like, my best friend, school, she's going to show me around the campus.

Well, we're trying to like get the same classes.

Oh yeah, you're going to coordinate a little?

Yeah, we're trying to.

Well, I don't know if he'd still be there because it's been many years now, but if Bradford's still teaching math, watch out for him.

Okay.

He drove me crazy.

Okay, I'm definitely going to listen to your word for sure.

My dream school, like, oh my gosh. Like, do you know how many applications were ahead of me?

So many. I talked to so many of my friends and there was like 20 people ahead of me and the application process is so hard.

That is a very competitive school.

I can't believe you did this. Like, thank you. Thank you so much.

I mean, if I could just call up some people I know and make sure the right eyes get on your application.

It was really your application that got you in.

Well, thank you. But yeah, like, that's why I came here. I just wanted to, you know, thank you.

Well, you're very welcome.

You got me into my dream school and that was amazing. Like, such a special surprise. And that's what I want to give you. You know, I want to give you a surprise.

Yeah.

That's why I came here.

You really don't have to.

No, of course. Like...

Nobody's ever done something so nice for me before and, like, this was always my dream.

I mean, I'm just happy to do it for you.

Yeah.

She's not going to be back until later. It's okay. That's why I came here now, to thank you.

It's so hard for me. I want to give you all of me. Like, you deserve it. And what you did for me makes me so wet.

Yeah. Yeah.

I always wanted to...

Oh, fuck you, Mr. Mason. I did. Can you take it out for me? Please?

Oh my gosh, it's so big.

Huh.

Hmm.

Huh.

Hmm.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Hmm.

Fuck you, Mr. Mason. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited.

This is what you wanted?

I'm so excited, Mr. Mason. You deserve it. I told you.

Mr. Mason.

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