All right, let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. I don't see shit, bro You're lying. Three two one. Oh Shit, he was right. What's up girl? Why you pull it down? We're not we can't see nothing No, but you are not really I'm trying to say hi to this poor girl. How you doing? Hi miss. All right...
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All right, let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. Let's see what you got. I don't see shit, bro
You're lying. Three two one. Oh
Shit, he was right. What's up girl? Why you pull it down? We're not we can't see nothing
No, but you are not really
I'm trying to say hi to this poor girl. How you doing? Hi miss. All right
You've been walking long
No, okay
You don't have to hide your purse. I don't want it. You need you need protection
Not like condoms like like protection as in like a bodyguard. It's pretty bad area. We could walk you home if you want
Unless you want condoms you got condoms I want I got condoms do you need condoms? No, you don't need condoms, okay?
You you live around here? It's kind of a bad area
All right
Well, no, let's just follow her see how long she'll let us follow her
Don't call the police. Don't don't don't do it
Don't do it. We're okay. We're not we're just making sure I just want to make sure you get home. Okay, that's all
Yeah, am I making you nervous
Well, don't be we're not bad people. I have a tube channel and this is what I do. I kind of like kind of just drive on her
We're just like harassing people
Really? yeah
All right, I guess is that it is that is that our is our walk done? Do you live here?
Yeah, is that where you live? Yeah
I'm just gonna go inside
I know you don't live here. It's fine. You're just trying to bullshit me try to get me out of your hair, huh?
All right, I'm sorry. What's your name? Kimberly?
Kimberly I'm not trying to harm you Kimberly. Okay. I'm just trying to say hi
Tell you about our tube channel
Just tell you that you know we go around talking to people stuff like that trying to get to know them. Yeah
But uh so you live around here, though, huh you you safe you feel good because I I mean this is kind of a
You know pretty girl like you walking alone kind of you know
You're okay. Yeah, okay. I mean look
I got a hundred bucks and a condom if you want it. Oh, no, no condom. I got a hundred bucks
Okay, for what just for the interview so we could talk to you
I don't want to waste your time, so if I pay you for your time at least I'm not wasting it
What's the interview about what just about what you do like?
Kind of get to know you a little bit spend five ten minutes, and that's that's about it. Just ask you some questions
Nothing crazy. Yeah, look here's the owner bucks. I don't know I know everyone does it
But look
, it's just a hundred dollars. I mean unless you're unless you don't unless you got money like that. You don't need it
Just to talk
That's it. It's just free. It's free money. No strings attached
You're not gonna kidnap me. Jesus Christ. No, I'm not gonna kidnap you girl
I ain't trying to kidnap you would I be trying to film this whole thing
Huh would I be trying to film this whole thing if I was trying to kidnap you?
No, I guess not. I mean maybe someone would but not me okay. I told you we have a tube channel. We
interview people
We make a lot of money from it. We have some weird, you know, it's we have comedy. Sometimes we be clowning people
Still shy and nervous, huh? Yeah, sorry just you could be yourself. Just be yourself
I'm just kidding
It's just a joke
It's just a joke. I look
There if you want it you want all look you get it. Yeah, see I knew you wanted it though
You just don't want to take it from my hand. All right, no big deal. See
Nothing wrong with that right here. Why you come like right here. Just say hi. There you go. See I
Want to see myself?
All right
Still nervous, huh?
All right. Look you live around here. What are you doing? What do you do work for a living? What do you do for a living?
No, just walking home. Just yeah, but what do you do though? You don't you don't you don't have a job. No
You don't have a job. No
Really? Yeah. So what do you do? You got like a rich boyfriend or something?
Maybe.
You still live with your parents? No, no, I live with my rich boyfriend
My rich boyfriend. Are you just making the shit up as we go? No, hey, you disagree with everything I say
I feel like you're just agreeing with everything I say. No. No, you just got a good guess. How'd you know?
How old are you? 22
So, you don't you honestly don't work? No. You go to school then?
I mean
I want to. I might. You want to? You might?
Oh, okay. I mean are you in between jobs? What do you what did you do for a living?
Worked at an ice cream shop. Oh ice cream. Ice cream's good. You like ice cream? What kind of ice cream?
What was the best ice cream you guys had?
I don't know. Strawberry. Strawberry? What kind? Okay.
All right.
Are you gonna put ice cream on your titties?
Jesus. Sorry.
She said yeah, I think you're just agreeing with everything. All right, would you show us your titties?
Really?
Would you show us your vagina?
Maybe. Oh my god.
What the fuck?
All right, so are you just like you just crazy like that or what? What's going on? Tell us the story.
I don't know. Are you dying to get out of your parents house?
Maybe.
You seem harmless. Yeah. Do we seem harmless?
Mm-hmm. Oh, okay.
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
I do.
Wait, you do have a boyfriend? Did I even ask you that?
Yeah.
You have a boyfriend?
Yeah, I have a boyfriend.
Where's your boyfriend?
Our fiancé.
Oh my god. Really?
Yeah.
You are one shitty fiancé.
Wow.
I'm sorry. I gotta be honest because you kind of said you would show us your titties and your vagina.
It's okay. He likes it. He doesn't have to know. It's okay.
Oh, are you guys swingers?
Maybe.
Well, that would explain why you're willing to show some stuff.
Okay.
I have to show some stuff, I guess.
You want to make some money?
Yeah.
You like money?
I mean, we got plenty of money.
We could do, I mean, I have to share it with someone, so we could share it with you if you want.
Okay.
But what are you willing to do for it?
I don't know how serious you were, but we were serious on our end.
I'd give you $500 to see your tits.
Yeah?
Yeah. Right? Right, Jay? 500 bucks to see titties?
What do you say?
Right here?
I don't know. Would you?
I guess.
I mean, it's up to you.
Right now?
I mean, look, you can come closer to the car, I guess, if you want, if you're a little shy.
Put it in your purse.
Are you willing to do it? 500 bucks to show titties?
Yeah.
All right. Well, let's see then.
All right.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
She totally showed titties, guys.
All right. That's it.
So, look, I...
Give her 500 bucks. Give her 500 bucks.
Get that 500 bucks.
Look, I got to be honest with you.
I don't want to leave you on this street.
No.
Can you, like, you want to make some more money?
You want to go for a ride with us?
I don't know.
I feel like you're going to get yourself in trouble over here on this street.
Thank you.
Put that away.
So, what do you say?
What do I have to do?
Well, just take a ride with us.
That's it?
Because this is all you get.
It's just, you know, that's all I got to say.
Well, then, what was that mark about, like, can we see the vagina?
You said, yeah.
Well...
If I gave you another 500, would you show us the vagina?
Yeah.
See?
That would work.
Maybe.
I love her.
Wait.
Let me just...
I want to make this clear right now.
You're not a hooker walking down the street, are you?
No.
I feel like I'm playing...
Played right now.
Do you guys put me on...
Put her on to this?
Is this your guy's friend or something?
It's a real pretty one to be a hooker.
But 500 bucks, you show us the vagina.
You take your...
I want your panties for 500.
Okay.
Right here?
I mean, you could step in.
You don't got to get naked outside.
Okay.
But 500 bucks, you give us your panties?
Yeah.
She made me come in, sir.
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
Fuck it, then.
Okay.
Get in before the cops get upset with us.
Holy shit.
Come sit down right here.
Hello.
What the hell are you running over?
You putting your money away?
Yeah.
So, you said your name was...
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Yeah.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
Kimberly.
How the fuck are you, Kimberly?
I'm good.
So, go ahead.
Get comfortable.
Take the...
Kimberly isn't fine.
You can just leave your...
Why don't you just leave your tits out?
Oh, look at her.
Why are you so comfortable getting naked?
I don't know.
Are you a stripper?
Maybe.
Did you strip at one point?
Yeah.
You did?
Yeah.
Oh, look at her.
See?
She's a stripper.
She don't give a fuck.
Where did you strip out of?
In Colorado.
Oh, shit.
You're from Colorado?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Just said that way, I guess.
Oh, no.
It's okay.
So, it's fucking rainy.
See?
Aren't you glad we took you so soon?
Yeah.
Thank you.
You would've been...
You would've been stuck in that rain right there.
Wow.
Look at that shit.
So, you said you would be willing to give us your panties?
Yeah.
For 500?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, you have the money.
Look at her.
She...
We picked up a stripper.
She's like, yeah, whatever.
She was like, what?
500 for titties?
Of course.
And this is where I live.
I don't give a fuck.
Look at her.
She does not care about showing her body.
I'm telling you, bro.
Check that out.
You like these?
Yeah.
You can give them to him.
Yeah.
He wants them.
He takes them.
I'll keep these for later.
I'll pocket those.
Got to get rid of this rain really quick.
No.
We're out of here.
Look.
So, if you're a stripper, then you got no problem turning around and showing us your
ass then.
Right?
Oh, look at this.
Look at that little fat booty she got here.
Right there.
What do you think, Jay?
I don't know.
I can't really see from over here.
I might have got a little shit looking.
It's all right.
We're just driving like a madman.
I mean.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
I mean.
Oh.
Oh.
She's done.
Oh.
God.
Look.
She's a stripper.
She probably lets people touch.
Just ask her nicely.
Just ask nicely?
Can I touch?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's like, yeah.
Yo.
Juicy ass.
You know.
You know.
You still don't know?
No.
You still don't know how to give lap dances?
Um.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
So you were pretty much a shitty stripper or what?
Yeah.
You were a bad stripper?
Maybe that's why he quit?
Yeah.
Now you're getting in the band.
Of course.
This is easier.
This is easier.
She's like, I don't mind doing this.
Okay.
We're running away from the rain so we can get a little quieter in here.
Wow.
Go back, doggie.
You should get a closer look.
Yeah.
Don't you need to lay down?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
You should get a closer look.
Oh, you want.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't you need to like lay down?
She likes to be touched.
Where is that dry?
Oh.
No.
We're getting there.
We're getting there.
Slutty, you touched?
Yeah.
She's letting me get real friendly in here.
Right there.
Yeah.
Pick the ass up.
There you go.
Hands on.
He liked that to see your face.
I like it.
Yeah.
I feel good.
oh my god oh shit you wanna fuck me fuck me i don't think that deserves you know a second to
that i mean get straight to it i mean there's still some delaying and waiting kind of like
what you're supposed to do on rainy days right stay home and fuck don't jump are you guys my
new family oh jesus yeah we're yeah we're your new family holy shit oh she'll give you a kiss
and everything yeah he loves giving kisses he loves when you like kiss him all over his face
in his mouth give him a kiss yeah give him a kiss all over his mouth he loves it
oh shit you gotta go
it's mine it's all right it's yours right
keep telling yourself hey so shit what are we doing what's up girl you're crazy
crazy give her like give her some wipes or something she's gonna clean up
damn so i guess we gotta take you back to your house okay yeah we'll take you back to your house
sorry about that where the fuck are we actually oh my god look how the sun came out oh man look
how beautiful it is now with the sun out i can feel it all humid now because of the rain
i still feel little raindrops yeah it's still it's actually sprinkling look it's sprinkling
actually you might we get a picture of you outside real quick just because the sun nice
little picture would be good yeah actually is there trash no there's no trash over there
oh wow is that like a like a bike cushion what i was looking for a seat for my bike
really yeah it's right there there's a seat for a bike actually i need that can you grab that for me
yeah there's a uh
a seat for a bike right there see that way over there yeah now the bike because the seat
look right there to your right the seat you just passed it it's right in front of you yeah that's
a seat for a bike oh yeah there you go oh wow let me see that seat that's a nice seat
oh look at that it's all rusted and let me see oh i think we can fix that right let me see
can you see the bottom we can fix that
no that hey you shouldn't
shouldn't have got out the van. Why? Because I'm leaving you. What do you mean? Good luck with your seat.
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