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Hi!

Hi Matt!

Hi, Kylie!

Nice to meet you!

Very nice to meet you!

Yeah!

This is a great place!

I like it!

Yeah!

I'm so sorry about it being late.

I know you just got off work.

Don't worry about it.

If you want to, we can start outside.

Just to show you out, you know?

Yeah, you're the realtor!

You tell me, Kylie!

Alright, alright!

I like your outfit.

Thank you so much!

Yeah!

Wow!

What is this?

So we're gonna start with, I guess this little gorilla.

It's super cute.

The original homeowners, they got it done for a good amount.

This comes with a house?

Yeah!

Oh cool!

I'm a sports guy, let's look over here.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

So they got a basketball court right here, a nice little seating area too.

Oh wow!

Very scenic.

Very pretty.

Wow!

Yeah!

And we also got, I think it's a fountain, it should work.

Okay.

Where you can move in and stuff.

Okay.

I like it!

Wow!

This is great!

And there's a little golf course back there.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!

What's around the back here?

Okay, yeah!

Very nice driveway, very roomy if you need more cars.

I do have a lot of friends.

Yeah!

Exactly, there you go.

Have a nice party.

Very great house for events.

Well, I have kids, so it's gonna be kids, I'm not really a partier.

No, no, you're good.

It has plenty of room for that too.

Great!

Plenty of room for the little ones.

Okay.

There's a love statue, I think you'd love this too.

Okay, I don't know what that is, but okay.

It's just a little man climbing a rope.

Okay.

Alright, so we're already coming in here.

It is already nice, as you can see.

Oh, is that a pool?

Let's go in there.

It is!

I think it's about 9 feet, 10 feet deep.

Wow!

Yeah!

It's really deep.

Nice little hammock if you just want to chill outside.

Okay.

Have a little breather.

Okay, I like this area.

Yeah, nice little back patio.

The kids would love the pool already.

Like I said, it looks great.

Yeah.

I like it.

I like it.

Yeah.

What does this guy do for a living?

Oh my gosh.

I know!

It's an interesting house.

It's been on the market for a little second, but it's super super nice.

Okay, why don't you tell me about the pool.

Okay, so...

I'll have some to sit down.

It's been working all day.

It's been awesome, it's awesome.

Absolutely, it's been a blast.

Thank you.

I'm going to go ahead and clean the floor.

Yeah.

I'm going to go ahead and clean the floor.

Okay, let's see.

So I'm going to sit down. It's been working all day.

No, no, no, you're fine.

You're fine. Maybe tell me a little better.

OK, so you can have a seat. I'm sorry. I'm being rude.

No, no, no, you're fine. I promise. OK.

So, oh, there's not much to the pool,

but we also have a little hot tub back over here, too, if you would like that as well.

My wife would like that.

And there you go. OK.

And we also have this little other seating area.

If it's like maybe raining or something, you can enjoy the rain, sit and chill.

What's what's that?

Can we go up that staircase?

Yeah, we can. Oh, crap.

It's like a funhouse.

Oh, yeah, it's very it's a very cute aesthetic.

If your wife likes taking pictures, she would also enjoy everything.

OK, I like this. I'll let you go up first.

I don't know if I can make it.

There's also a little grilling area, too, if you like to go out.

Uh huh. Oh, wow.

You see the whole neighborhood here.

This is a patio. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

I'll stand over here.

Literally. There you go. OK.

OK. Wow. I think it's a very short.

Sorry. I'm sorry, Kylie.

No, no, I apologize. I'm so sorry for that.

So sorry for being short. I didn't mean it like that.

No, you're fine. OK.

So very great view if you just like literally love this.

I like how the paint matches the paint chairs.

I think your wife would like that, too.

That's great. That's great.

Very good backyard.

Like I said, enough room for the little ones.

And this little tree right here, it lights up if you want to.

Oh, wow. That's really cool.

It's really cool. I guess we can go back down.

OK. Yeah, we can see the inside next.

OK. OK, I need a hand.

Oh, no, no, I'm good. Thank you.

The inside is very also a lot of room, a lot of rooms, too.

We have about like four bathrooms, four bathrooms, two baths.

All right. I'm going to give you a tour of the inside real quick.

We'll start with this gang room right here, actually.

It's a super nice area. Oh, wow.

Again, your kids would love this.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

These pillows are so messed up.

I'm so sorry. Oh, my goodness.

I do apologize, Lord.

I'm so sorry.

It's OK.

The rugs look messed up, too.

It's OK. I understand.

I understand.

I'm so sorry here.

Don't worry about it.

I've seen worse. Don't worry about it.

OK.

This is over here.

Here. And this pool table is super nice.

I love the black suede look.

And this little area right here, you got a little pink, I forgot what it's called.

It's pinball.

Pinball. OK, thank you.

But yeah, this is super nice, super.

It's actually been kept in good condition for all the years that they've had it.

And it comes with the house.

Yeah, all this comes with it.

Kids would love this.

Exactly. I think it's such a perfect house for you.

I can't wait for me to buy it.

I must love his dog.

He's a little picture of his dog.

Oh, I know.

The old owners, they just love.

What, they don't live here anymore?

No, they're kind of putting everything up for auction just to make money off of it.

And they can upsell some of the things.

Most of it, though, is for free.

And it's just staying here, like this pool table is staying here.

Oh, that's great.

So a lot of this is furnished.

Yes.

And the asking price, is that negotiable or?

It is super negotiable.

OK, great.

And here we go.

And this is the living room area.

They've already got a lot of decorations they're leaving here, like that.

Leaving all of this in here, actually, I think.

That's good.

Yeah. And these little shelves, I think they're just super neat, super different.

I think it's just such a cute little aesthetic.

All comes with the house, huh?

And this little fireplace, too.

I love the broken kind of like glass look.

That makes sense.

It's just super, such a cute little aesthetic.

OK, and let's see.

Oh, yeah, the kitchen.

Let's go.

OK.

I can't forget about the kitchen.

Exactly.

Oh, wow, it's getting dark out.

Oh, yeah, I know.

I'm so sorry.

We can get, we can go out.

Yeah, a little light is a little bad in here, but you know.

Yeah.

See if there's any more lights on.

Oh, here.

Let me see.

Walk here.

Sorry.

OK, that's the outside light.

You can turn that on.

OK, OK.

Do you want to turn that on for me?

Some funky colors in here.

Yeah, look at it.

It's kind of cool.

OK.

Have a little coat rack for you here, too.

A hat rack or a coat rack?

I don't know.

Hm.

I'll just say my coat rack.

But, oh.

OK.

This is a little slab of.

It's a nice cat.

That's a weird kind of sofa.

It is a weird kind of sofa.

It's super cute.

I like this little electric stove here.

And the sink is super big.

You need to like for dishes and stuff.

Uh-huh.

What's in here?

Oh, yeah, this fridge is super, super nice and super roomy.

You can fit a lot in here.

Like a lot.

Really?

Yeah.

What can you fit in there?

As much as you need for the kids, too.

Oh, cool.

Cool.

And there's a freezer.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah, if you want to look at this freezer room.

Yeah, I'm looking.

Super, super nice.

Super roomy.

Oh, interesting.

A lot of room for any of the things that you need.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Interesting.

Good, good.

All right.

OK.

All right.

I'm going to show you the rooms you could take.

Um, these two rooms, the hang room and the part room.

Oh, wow.

That's some kids' rooms.

Yeah, my daughters will love those.

Yeah.

Wow.

And this room right here is my favorite room so far.

Why is that?

Look at all the art.

Like, look at the bed.

Wow.

Wow, you weren't kidding.

I wasn't.

It looks like it has a big bathroom.

I was not lying.

It actually looks pretty nice.

Right?

What the fuck?

What the fuck is this shit?

I'm so sorry.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

I am so sorry.

Did I turn you off in the shower?

Like, what's going on?

No, no, no, no.

Like, what?

You are sick.

Is that your boyfriend?

No, no, no, no.

He was not supposed to be here.

I thought it was here alone.

I don't want to be around this.

I know.

I wasn't supposed to.

This was not supposed to happen.

I am calling your realtor.

Oh, my god.

Are you fired?

Are you fucking fired?

I am out of here.

Like, this is sick.

I'm a married man.

I don't want to see this shit.

Please, please, please.

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

Please don't blow me out.

I'm not going to buy from you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

If that was the fucking guy he was supposed to sign,

pay cash, full deposit, what am I even paying her for if she's not even doing her job?

She should have known.

Kylie, get on the bed.

I'm so sorry.

I did not mean to.

Don't.

If you explain, I promise I didn't mean to.

What the fuck were you thinking?

I didn't know you were here.

I thought you were not even here on the schedule.

I thought you were.

How did you not know I was here?

You literally, probably honestly blew the deal.

I don't want to.

That was my biggest deal.

I don't.

So that was the guy who's been emailing me constantly.

Yes.

Was going to pay in cash, full down.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Kylie, I want you out of my house.

No.

I want you out of my life.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need to keep this job.

Please, please.

You've ruined it.

I will do anything, please.

I don't even want you in my house anymore.

No, I'm so sorry, please.

I do not need to lose this job.

No.

I will do anything.

I will literally do anything.

I guess that's a start.

This is really big.

We really could work something out.

Yeah, this is the start. That really was the biggest I could ever seen when you were in the shower

Fucked up today. This will make up for it. Diggle your tits for me. Yeah, I'm coming. Yes.

Yes, I'm still coming. Oh, it tastes so good.

Oh, it feels so good on my face. I'm gonna let you keep my job now.