If you can, mind if I come in?

Gia, what are you doing in my backyard?

I need a place to crash.

Do you mind if I stay here?

Well, yes, the wife and Crystal are at the lake house.

Why, what's going on?

Oh, hang on, I've got a call.

It's your mom.

Don't answer it.

She is insane.

We've been neighbors for 20 years.

I saw her at the mall today.

Look, we got into a fight recently.

She wants me to go to college

and she's trying to run my life.

I'm 20 years old.

I just need a break from her.

Well, what am I gonna tell my wife?

She's not gonna be very happy when she hears

I've got a 20-year-old girl staying here with me.

So don't tell her.

Well, is it really this bad at home?

Yeah, my mother really tries to control my life.

You know, she actually told me

to stop seeing my last boyfriend.

Well, the last four, actually.

Well, parents do worry.

That's their job.

Why did she not want you dating these boyfriends?

She said they were all too old for me.

My one before was 57.

Before that, 61.

Then 46 and 41.

I'm certainly seeing a pattern here.

Yeah, I like older men.

I always have.

My mom gets so upset saying

how I should date boys my own age.

I can't stand boys my own age.

They're all douches.

Boys do tend to take a little while to mature.

Right, totally.

So let me ask you, Mr. Ken.

If you weren't married, would you go out with me?

Gia, you're younger than my daughter,

and that would be very inappropriate.

Okay, what if you just fucked me?

Gia, that could get me into trouble.

What if nobody knew?

Would you do it then?

I mean, let's just say if I was to take my clothes off

and just stand here naked

for you to do anything you want to,

would you be tempted by that?

When was the last time you had your cock inside one?

My pussy is literally dripping.

I would love to have your cock inside there.

See, that's not so bad.

What a good neighbor.

I like it.

Sit down.

Yeah, just like that.

That pussy is nice and warm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, get that tongue in there.

Oh, you're so wet.

You should let me shake your cock.

Mmm.

And a kiss.

Oh!

And a kiss.

And a kiss.

Oh!

And a kiss.

And a kiss.

I'm gonna feel that cock inside of me.

Just like that.

Fuck yeah, just touch that pussy.

Fuck yeah, just like that.

Yes, my tits.

Yes, my tits.

Uh huh.

Yes.

My tits.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Ooh.

Ah.

Uh huh.

Mm.

Mm.

Ah.

Mm.

Mm.

Is that my arm?

Yeah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

That feels so good, yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

Uh huh.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Mm.

Ah.

Ah.

Uh huh.

Mm.

Speech about my pussy.

Oh yeah.

Oh fuck.

I can't sleep.

I suppose you can stay one night.

I think I burned it.

Yeah.